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IamtherealFloki

@zeuscastillo.bsky.social
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World traveling, wife adoring, dancing, dog loving, latino first responder with a flare for the good things in life

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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 32m
I can’t help but wonder if all the truckers who voted for trump down in Miami (who aren’t being rounded up or denaturalized and deported) are having second thoughts yet…? apple.news/AX2NaGi3mQQW...
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America's truckers issue dire warning as soaring diesel costs threaten 'domino effect' — Fox News
Truckers say diesel at $6.32 per gallon is slashing profits and cutting routes, warning of a domino effect that could ripple through the supply chain.
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 44m
What a master strategist. He is always one step behind his previous political blunder. Never in the history of this nation has someone been so predictable. He practically announces what he’s doing by bragging about things he could do or denying things he done. What an imbecile.
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D Stands For Dumb Scarred
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 51m
Some of these people are bought and paid for so I wouldn’t waste my breath on them. Continue your long range sanctions campaign and stock pile your ballistic missiles and when the time comes reign them down on the kerch bridge until it falls into the sea. Then reign them down on moscow!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 2h
Wherever he goes that is the welcome he should get. Angry crowds expressing their 1st amendment right to protest this vile POS pedo president!
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Homer Simpson: Unigrid Decentralize Revolution
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 2h
Send perpetrators directly to jail !
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Bugs Bunny: Prison Labor
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 2h
Nice work! Satan needs more russians for the fire.
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The Devil
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 2h
Think you guys should restart your nuclear program! Fuck putin and Fuck that little bitch in the White House!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 4h
All the empty headed sheep just soak it up.
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Cute Sheep Clapping Applause
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 4h
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Pigs Swine in a Pen
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 5h
Fuck you and your whole family!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 5h
I love it! russian pig homeland is so flammable. Burn it all down to the ground!!
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Flying Game Of Thrones
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 5h
Give em the milk run!
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Bogey Dope Bogeydope
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 6h
Drone bomb them into the 1800’s!!
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Classic Pong Video Game Gameplay
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 6h
You forgot exoskeleton walking device! Look at this picture of this stupid fat tub of lard being propped up by artificial legs. Wouldn’t it be funny if someone hacked it and turned it off right about now…?
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Wheelbarrow Fall Fail
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They should bring him to the US and have another live streaming event!
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Execution In Russia Firing Squad
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very sad news
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You might as well post this
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Flies Poop: Steaming Brown Paper Lunch Bag
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not one! Not a single one!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WTF is he doing there? Kick all the russian terrorists out!! NOW!! Put up a big sign “russian pigs not welcomed!”
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Berg Ankit Thrown into Golf Course Water
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This person was in the national guard. He has ZERO combat experience. He sat at a desk at a propaganda news station. Do you think he would have lasted in the Hanoi hilton?? Yeah me neither…
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Man's Shocked Reaction in Prison
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is so incredibly stupid. The people he wants to deter commit acts of terror by suicide. He definitely deserves his sentence but I have no desire to watch it on tv. Besides given the botched christa pike execution their are liable to fuck that up too?
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kill all those damn russians!! Every damn one of them!!
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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bravo! Now blow up all their satellite control stations. Don’t forget the soyuz launch sites as well. Bring them back to the 1900’s. Slava Ukraine!!
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Запуск ракет ГРУ Спецназ
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You could always make the crossings a little harder to navigate…?
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Boom Beach Land Mine Explosion
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Easy fix guys. When they cross over into Latvia then just….
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Private Jackson: Saving Private Ryan Sniper Scene
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vote all those MF’s out!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Die russian die!!
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Tropic Thunder Land Mine Explosion
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The people want your head on a stick!
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Musket Firing Musket
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Consider the source…
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Bounce Dryer Sheets: False Advertising
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A man who loses his temper can be baited to achieve anything.
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Bird Avoids Clever Manhole Trap
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tragic. Truly of crime against humanity. russians must die!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dumb with a “b”!
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Forrest Gump: Momma Says Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow! Fucking guys deserve to be shot in their nutsacks with a shot gun! Sorry to hear about this. Keep running. Hope you win!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then please go to moscow right now for an important meeting with putin!
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Doctor Peste Dancing
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I see these political debates I can’t help but see these old people trying to defend their position with a mindset of an old fart. We need young people to run with fresh ideas to old problems. Also there needs to be two term limits for congress like now!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let them eat cake right collins?
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amen. Let’s see some fireworks! The only thing missing in russia is locust infestation.
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Jurassic World Dominion: Children Run from Swarm
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She will do or say anything to be relevant. I scroll past her. Nor interested in what she and others have to say
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Grim reaper…?
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Fantasy Girl with Hourglass
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe we trim the fat from politicians…
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We The Revolution: Guillotine Execution
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is the devil reminding the russian pigs that their time of reckoning is near…
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Lcne Devil in Hell Cartoon
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice going! Quite the resemblance
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been there! Great town filled with history and friendly people. Not surprised. America is only 33% fucked up. Everyone else is normal. We just have to vote like it. Get to voting early people!!!
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah someone is really detached from reality. None of that will work.
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Forrest Gump: Momma Says Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Outrageous! Did they catch anyone?
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tell you what president dumbass I will name my next shit load after you as I send it off to the sewers.
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok the fact that this guy took the time to listen to numerous chicken toys to match a particular musical note and use them as a sort of chicken wind instrument is impressive.
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The prosthetic walking aid will only make his legs weaker. Over time he will not be able to walk without it. Even worsening the likelihood of another major fall. The thought of this fat ass tub of lard falling flat on his face brings a smile to my face…
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IamtherealFloki @zeuscastillo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He looks stroked out? Hows that government funded healthcare working out for ya..??? You know the one you voted against to cover us.
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