leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 6hstatic.klipy.comCute Kid Waves Bye on SlideALT: Cute Kid Waves Bye on Slide 020
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7his she a literal maniac who is unqualified to dig a tunnel system under her house? yes. am i hooked? also yes. 020
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7hgame on mute, catching up on the lady building a mine in her suburban basement 110
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 8hi’m putting the game on but the slightest hint of fuckery and i’m calling it 110
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 8hanother day another senseless horror and the endless dread of knowing absolutely fucking nothing will change and our president will probably say those little kids were criminals or something 020
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 9hat the risk of sounding like a fake fan do i even want to see their sad asses get swept? i’ve had a stressful enough week as it is, maybe it would be better for me mentally to watch heated rivalry 4100
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 10hps yes i have made more than one joke about spice bc he looks like he’s about to go into the desert with the fremen 040
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 10hjust went to see albie and he looks SO much better than tuesday and they said he’s been eating all day on his own 🥹 if nothing goes awry i think he’s coming home tomorrow 🤞 6170
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 11hhaven’t read it I just see shane hollander and i hit the like button 110
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i’m going to bed boys and i’d love to regret it in the morning 020
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i already almost started sobbing on the phone with her husband telling him how grateful i am that he's there to take care of albie and then she hit me with THIS 030
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I also find it funny i’m the most Scottish/Irish looking but I’m the least genetically lol 120
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026genetics are never just 50/50! those chumps got more of our dad and I got more of our mom, despite being a very fair ginger with freckles lol 230
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026especially because i know he'll be coordinating with her so i'm basically getting both of them. and given the questions and feedback she's been giving me this week i know it's driving her nuts not to be able to help directly 120
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026anyway, i've been keeping the wife up to date on what's going on with him being in the hospital and i just found out that the husband is going to fill in at the ER this week so he'll actually be able to work with him directly and i cannot TELL you what a massive relief that is 130
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026for those of you who don't remember, when albie was hospitalized for 3 weeks in 2022 he had this married dream team of doctors (wife critical care, husband internal medicine). they saved his life, and they loved him so much they named their puppy after him. unfortunately they moved home to NC 110
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026he’s getting more sustenance from “nursing” on this bed than i am joy from watching the dodgers, that’s for sure 040
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i wish i was an 11 week old kitten asleep in a heated bed with no idea that baseball exists 2232
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026how are we losing when we’re tied? i don’t understand it but i know it to be true 060
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026this game is making me even more tired than i already was 020
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026by no means out of the woods but i just got off the phone with his internist and she’s approximately 90% less concerned than the ER vet last night lol 🫠 4150
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026took him to the hospital today bc he’s not eating and his abdomen is full of fluid. waiting for the results of testing in the morning but the ER doc said it’s almost certainly something he won’t be able to recover from 100
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026probably going to have to say goodbye to albie tomorrow and i’m handling that just about as well as you’d expect (catastrophically badly) 830
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026like it’s bad enough that they just hacked the paintings out of their frames, but i know now these pieces are either in some rich asshole’s secret gallery or the idiots who stole them realized how hard it is to resell stolen art and ditched them. it hurts my dumb art nerd heart 010
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i have no idea why i’m watching a documentary about the isabella stewart gardner heist when i know full well that it makes me so sad any time i think about it too much 120
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i do plenty to vote with my wallet but my god they're all evil let me and my playlists live 030
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026or just like, "internal testing"???? people come up with the fanciest ways to say the simplest things 010
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it means like testing a product internally before you release it to other people, i guess it comes from a literal dog food company. but like, did we all literally forget the term "alpha testing" already existed 100
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my boss told me she'll fire me if she ever hears me use "dogfooding" 120
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"this is the dogfooding phase" "we don't have to bottom out on this during this call" literally what the FUCK are you talking about 140
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026as a highly paid tech worker it is my curse to hear a useless man employ a new meaningless corporatism every single day 260
leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I texted him “sorry bestie” and now I let him come to me lol 010