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leah

@zestitude.bsky.social
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she/her | queer in an unspecified, vaguely threatening way. usually yelling about something. lots of cats. occasionally writing fiction, fan or otherwise.

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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 6h
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Cute Kid Waves Bye on Slide
ALT: Cute Kid Waves Bye on Slide
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7h
that might be the most emotion i’ve ever seen out of shohei
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7h
NOBODY MOVE
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7h
nobody move you’ll scare the bats
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7h
is she a literal maniac who is unqualified to dig a tunnel system under her house? yes. am i hooked? also yes.
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 7h
game on mute, catching up on the lady building a mine in her suburban basement
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 8h
i’m putting the game on but the slightest hint of fuckery and i’m calling it
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 8h
another day another senseless horror and the endless dread of knowing absolutely fucking nothing will change and our president will probably say those little kids were criminals or something
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 9h
at least those dudes are SCORING
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 9h
at the risk of sounding like a fake fan do i even want to see their sad asses get swept? i’ve had a stressful enough week as it is, maybe it would be better for me mentally to watch heated rivalry
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 10h
ps yes i have made more than one joke about spice bc he looks like he’s about to go into the desert with the fremen
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 10h
just went to see albie and he looks SO much better than tuesday and they said he’s been eating all day on his own 🥹 if nothing goes awry i think he’s coming home tomorrow 🤞
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 11h
haven’t read it I just see shane hollander and i hit the like button
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i’m going to bed boys and i’d love to regret it in the morning
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
will we ever score a run again
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
will’s challenges are sooo sexy
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
maybe that’ll fix him
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i already almost started sobbing on the phone with her husband telling him how grateful i am that he's there to take care of albie and then she hit me with THIS
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
exCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME?!?!?!?!!!!!
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I also find it funny i’m the most Scottish/Irish looking but I’m the least genetically lol
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
genetics are never just 50/50! those chumps got more of our dad and I got more of our mom, despite being a very fair ginger with freckles lol
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I remain the most Italian of all my siblings 😎
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
especially because i know he'll be coordinating with her so i'm basically getting both of them. and given the questions and feedback she's been giving me this week i know it's driving her nuts not to be able to help directly
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
anyway, i've been keeping the wife up to date on what's going on with him being in the hospital and i just found out that the husband is going to fill in at the ER this week so he'll actually be able to work with him directly and i cannot TELL you what a massive relief that is
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
for those of you who don't remember, when albie was hospitalized for 3 weeks in 2022 he had this married dream team of doctors (wife critical care, husband internal medicine). they saved his life, and they loved him so much they named their puppy after him. unfortunately they moved home to NC
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
he’s getting more sustenance from “nursing” on this bed than i am joy from watching the dodgers, that’s for sure
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i wish i was an 11 week old kitten asleep in a heated bed with no idea that baseball exists
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
how are we losing when we’re tied? i don’t understand it but i know it to be true
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this game is making me even more tired than i already was
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
iktr
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my granddad
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
💙💙💙
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
by no means out of the woods but i just got off the phone with his internist and she’s approximately 90% less concerned than the ER vet last night lol 🫠
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
people are gonna be mad about this forever aren’t they
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
took him to the hospital today bc he’s not eating and his abdomen is full of fluid. waiting for the results of testing in the morning but the ER doc said it’s almost certainly something he won’t be able to recover from
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
probably going to have to say goodbye to albie tomorrow and i’m handling that just about as well as you’d expect (catastrophically badly)
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like it’s bad enough that they just hacked the paintings out of their frames, but i know now these pieces are either in some rich asshole’s secret gallery or the idiots who stole them realized how hard it is to resell stolen art and ditched them. it hurts my dumb art nerd heart
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i have no idea why i’m watching a documentary about the isabella stewart gardner heist when i know full well that it makes me so sad any time i think about it too much
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i do plenty to vote with my wallet but my god they're all evil let me and my playlists live
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
or just like, "internal testing"???? people come up with the fanciest ways to say the simplest things
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it means like testing a product internally before you release it to other people, i guess it comes from a literal dog food company. but like, did we all literally forget the term "alpha testing" already existed
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my boss told me she'll fire me if she ever hears me use "dogfooding"
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"this is the dogfooding phase" "we don't have to bottom out on this during this call" literally what the FUCK are you talking about
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as a highly paid tech worker it is my curse to hear a useless man employ a new meaningless corporatism every single day
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I texted him “sorry bestie” and now I let him come to me lol
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love baseball!!!
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AWWOOOOOOOO
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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leah @zestitude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cute
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