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@zerothreeten.bsky.social
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Someone old. No one new. Feeling borrowed. Always blue.

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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My Milwaukee Brewers are one win away from the WORLD SERIES.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Slambulance needs to come with a Je'Von Evans figure.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Brewers really said "fine, we won't embarrass you in front of Tom DeLonge..." 😂
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when every department besides yours has free food today and you don't hear "come on, get yourself a plate"
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Young Boy Crying Tears
ALT: Young Boy Crying Tears
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If only I could go back in time and tell 9 year old Reggie that he has to wait 35-40 years for another Gremlins movie.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Normally I would make an Earth, Wind & Fire joke today but given the news yesterday and reactions to it, I'm just not feeling it.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's like the Brewers saw the final score of the Cubs game yesterday and said "Winning by 10 runs? That's cute."
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's that time of year where the Brewers have me absolutely hyped to be alive.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"You're older than LeBron!" #shitmycoworkerssay
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Outside? Ew. That place where the sun is? No thanks.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
💔
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Coworker: *noticing that I have packages* Whatcha got??? Me: Shower gel. Coworker: ...I have no use for that.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Solo Sikoa owes so much to Robert Patrick in Double Dragon.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I heard "La La" today for the first time in well over a decade. I owe Ms. Ashlee Simpson an apology. That song was better than I ever gave it credit for.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The new Mayday Parade is probably my favorite album of theirs since A Lesson In Romantics. Heaters front to back.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lady G
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"That's it, kids. Suckle daddy's sugar ball."
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I just finished playing the first episode of Dispatch. I don't know much yet but I have a strong feeling that this is going to be one of my new favorite things ever.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Also, I may have seen this somewhere else but everything in Cuphead looks like it would make an awesome tattoo.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The kids got me Cuphead for Father's Day. Y'all. At least in Elden Ring, I am used to being destroyed over and over again by some epic lightning dragon or something. Instead, here I am having my ass handed to me by some bouncing blue ink blob with a cheesy smile on his face the entire time.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No, I don't want to talk about it.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There's leftover barbecue in the fridge and I got called a DILF today. Can't nobody tell me ANYTHING today.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No power since 4PM yesterday.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
me when someone says they don't like Obsession:
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I didn't know that I needed Colman Domingo with a sawed-off shotgun in my life but I'm so glad that it's here.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
had to resort to 2019 memes, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Keke Palmer 🕯 🕯 & 🕯 🕯 Sean Evans 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
when the tea is scalding hot but you don't want to deal with the repercussions of spilling it
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*Habibti Ducking autocorrect.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Iceman, Habibi, and Maid of Honour. I knew the name of Iceman, mostly because he wouldn't shut up about it, but I had to Google the names of the other two.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When Bluesky doesn't like my posts
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Having to listen to three albums sounds like weekend homework.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yup. "Failed to load blob."
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's a link to a YouTube video.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I think that it's hard to take this platform seriously when you can't even share a link as easily as you can on other platforms. 🤷‍♂️
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Not a great news day. 🙃
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Don't forget to leave out your younglings for Anakin tonight.
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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dad but backwards @zerothreeten.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Both Derezzed and As Alive As You Need Me To Be come up on shuffle today. I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me but it is definitely Tron-related.
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