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@zeros83.bsky.social
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Writer, sometimes editor, always cat in disguise. she/her. Toto, we're not in our 30ies anymore! (pfp: picrew.me/image_maker/137904)

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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 1h
Whoever the fuck decided to make it so that setting a timer from Control Center on iOS 27 looks like this abomination was clearly having a bad month and wanted everyone else to suffer with them for the rest of time.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:
A grey tabby cat with white paws. She's lying on a bed. She's contorted in a way that should not be felinely possible. Bones? She doesn't know what those are.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Considering what the original Luddites stood for, yep, I'm a Neo Luddite at the very least in spirit, if not in "breaking stuff" practice.
Screengrab of the opening paragraph of the Wikipedia page about Luddites.
Transcript: The Luddites were members of a 19th-century movement of English textile workers who opposed the use of certain types of automated machinery due to concerns relating to worker pay and output quality.
They often destroyed the machines in organised raids. End of transcript.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
TWO MONTHS! The package spent 3 weeks in the Netherlands alone, probably sightseeing 🤭 I think it battled some kind of monster, because wtf happened here?! They even wrapped a rubber band around it just to be sure nothing would flap out O_o I will press the stickers, hopefully they'll flatten! 🤞❤️
A hand holding a package. There's a weird, linty tear on the side of the package.Two fingers holding a package open. Its original content has been removed, all that remains are weird clumps of greyish lint at the bottom of it.An open package on a table. It's been opened and emptied by its recipient. There's a thin rubber band lying on the package. It looks like it wouldn't hold something closed against anything stronger than a light breeze.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It took it only two months (!) of peregrinations, but at last my copy of Star Crossed by @novamali.bsky.social has finally arrived! The package was battered and bruised (and full of lint?!), my stickers are a bit bent, but the deck is BEYOND STUNNING! I'm so happy!
The two halves of the box for the Star Crossed tarot deck. The top half has two black people in fantasy clothing and armor standing on a grassy field. The person on the left has a sword held high, and light is shining in a big ball around the weapon and through the sky.
The bottom half of the box is black with a white frame and text inside the frame.
Transcript:
In the current social and political climate, the LGBTQ+ rights we fought for are coming more and more often under fire in the headlines.
We're here to say that we're queer as in fuck you.
This deck is a celebration of all of us in all of our diversity.
No matter how much you want us gone, it's just not in the cards.
Contains:
78 tarot cards + 3 bonus cards
Paper booklet
The booklet contains the key words for upright and reversed cards, and each card's artist.
Printed in China
End of transcriptTwo sheets of black and white stickers. There are 13 stickers on each sheet. One sticker at the bottom of each sheet is a line of cursive text that reads "star crossed: the dumb stickers".
The other 12 stickers are each a silly version of an actual tarot card, like The Lovers that becomes Da Luvrz xoxo, or The Tower that is the Willem Dafoe meme face from the movie The Lighthouse in front of a giant erect penis shining light in the night.Five cool as fuck cards from the Cup suit of the tarot deck. They are queer. They are colorful. They are beautiful.Nine cool as fuck interpretations of as many Major Arcana from the tarot deck. They are queer. They are colorful. They are beautiful. They are sometimes NSFW and kinky.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New ficccccc! #Munver! Fuckbuddies to lovers! Amnesia! Idiots in love who can't communicate! Come get your meal! archiveofourown.org/works/80546331
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This cover is so damn cool! ❤️_❤️
Chef's kiss emoji with a little kiss floating in the air
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It took us almost a year, but we have hung the "Mother Lilith" print I gifted my boyfriend for St. Valentine's last year! Beautiful art by @cristianaleone.com, from www.inprnt.com/gallery/cris...
A bad pic of an art print in a transparent frame, hung on a white wall.
The print is a half bust of Lilith from Diablo IV in all her multi-horned, winged glory against a red background.
Best mom ever (not really).
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The moment they first saw the melted-then-resolidified stuff I had two thoughts: 1) The discount version of the bunkers in Horizon: Zero Dawn 2) jizz. And then they were trapped in that room and it was only jizz.
Screengrab from someone's playthrough of the videogame Horizon: Zero Dawn. The protagonist of the game is in the left corner, most of the screengrab is occupied by a badly lit room with small stalactites and stakagmites growing out of the floor and ceiling. There's a table with objects on it, but it's all covered by a huge layer of dust and rot, since the place has been empty for ages. It's dark, moody, and with a huge sense of abandonment.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Yesssss! 🫦
Four panel mini comic. Panel one: A semicircle of a simplified head peeks up from behind a horizontal line. The only visible feature are their eyes.
Panel 2: The person has risen a bit, more of their simplified head is visible, but the only feature are still their eyes. Their right hand is raised and holding a heart.
Panel 3: the person throws the heart.
Panel 4: the person has lowered themself again so that all that's visible of them is the top of their head and their eyes.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I had to update to iOS26 and, as foreseen, I hate it. It looks ugly, works ugly, AND it adds a lot of clicks to stuff that used to be quick. The Preview app looks like it's malfunctioning, but no, that's how it's supposed to look. Great job all around, Apple! 😬
A photo from a protest, two hands hold aloft a big white sign with text in Italian. It says the equivalent of "We had low EXPECTATIONS but holy fuck", except with a typical Italian blasphemy at the end. We keep it classy, here.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've reached page 99 in my #BluePrince notebook. Room 46 is just a lucky run away from me. Maybe. Probably. Hopefully. Please, game, be nice to meeeee! 🤞
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Evergreen wisdom from T. Kingfisher's "The Hollow Places" (thx @tkingfisher.com!)
Photo of part of a page of T. Kingfisher's "The Hollow Places". The text starts mid-sentence (not relevant), the important and tasty part is as follows:

"How dare you ship those two together? That would be abusive and probably incestuous and definitely you are the worst."... Yeah, go ahead, leave a comment like that, I'll just ship it twice as hard with more blow jobs.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I'm so ready for the invasion of Lidl's Christmas sweets (Spekulatius! 😍), but I'm also a bit sad there's so little Halloween stuff. I hope I can find another plastic skull full of candies like they had last year (not for the candy, but for the skull, of course) 🤞
A plastic skull on a shelf. It's made of semi-transparent black plastic and it's sort of realistic, if you ignore the stickers with blue eyes with red veins that are glued on the other side of its eye socket. The sticker eyes don't agree on where they should look.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Best sign autumn is here: someone's back to sleeping between her humans' legs, on her favourite fuzzy blanket.
Morrigan, a grey and white tabby, is on her side, all (white) paws grouped against a person's thigh, which is under a blue fuzzy blanket. Morrigan's half-asleep and her eyes are open just enough to show how little she likes being disturbed in her sleep for a photo.Morrigan, a grey and white tabby, is curled up and asleep on a blue fuzzy blanket. She's hiding part of her face with one of her front paws. She's also nestles between a person's spread thigh. Morrigan's comfy as hell; the person, not as much.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Hello there! 🫦
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Mmmm, yessssss! 🫦🥵🥵🥵
Chef's kiss emoji
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My fic for the Billy Hargrove mini reverse bang is up on ao3! 🎉 7400 words of #Mungrove being complicated and messy, with smut, angst, and a happy ending. Art posting soon, I can't wait for everyone to see the pretty pretty arttttt! 🤩 archiveofourown.org/works/68454736
Every chance of joy that you can find
Zeros83
Summary:
When Eddie sees Billy drive erratically, bleeding and bruised, he decides to postpone his plans for the evening and instead check on Hargrove. It ends up being a great idea.Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Relationship: Billy Hargrove/Eddie Munson
Characters: Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Wayne
Munson
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Blood, Hurt/Comfort, (in their own messy way), Smut, Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Angst, Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Recreational Drug Use, Alcohol, Eddie Munson is a feral gremlin
Language: English
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
No cheating post your lock screen I fell in love with the Tower of Stew at first sight and it's been my lockscreen for months! ❤️
My lockscreen with an illustration of a cartoon tower populated by monsters and characters from Dungeon Meshi aka Delicious in Dungeon. The illustration has a banner with its title, Tower of Stew, running along the top of the roof, near where chimera!Falin perches on the shingles. It's all very colorful and cute.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Waiting for a third article so we can have a true "a stoey in three parts" kind of situation. Tw for mentions of self-harm
The Atlantic
PRESS ROOM
The Atlantic announces product and content partnership with OpenAIThe Atlantic
TECHNOLOGY
ChatGPT Gave Instructions for Murder, Self-Mutilation, and Devil Worship
OpenAl's chatbot also said "Hail Satan."
By Lila Shroff
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
They're too pretty and hot and perfect! T^T
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The closing of the article! 🙌
Black text on white background. Transcript: Meanwhile, Donald Trump, the full-time president, golfed on 13 of his first 48 days in office."
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
A crocheted shawl (?) in a mixture of colors, mostly dark blue, turquoise and light pink. The bottom is finished by thick, shabby, multicolored fringe with a lot of russet tones. It looks warm and also ready to shed on all your clothes if you just look at it wrong.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is so beautiful and hot, my god! 🥵❤️
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I've started a new @tkingfisher.com horror book. After past lessons like "don't be the curator of a weird museum" and "never sleep on the ground floor", it looks like this book's lesson will be "don't trust the rose bushes". Cool cool cool cool cool. *eyes warily the rose bushes in the garden*
The book "A House With Good Bones" by T. Kingfisher, laid on someone's lap that's covered by a fleece blanket. The book cover shows the inside of a house, with reddish wood floors, white wooden trimming, and a green wallpaper with a motif of roses, flowers, and skulls. The shadow of a vulture roosting on a stool is silhouetted against an open doorway.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Can I repay the PumpkinCat with a pic of my non-pumpkin cat? 🤭
A cat asleep on a red pillow on a chair, in front of a radiator. The cat is a white and grey tabby, curled up on one side, with a paw pulled up to cover her eyes. There are many pink toe beans in sight.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
So good, holy crap! 😍 I'm feral about these! FERAL!
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I love themmmmm! Can't wait to see the finished piece! ❤️_❤️
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Chocolate salame. This kind of thing:
Salame di cioccolato (which means salame made of chocolate) with two slices cut off. It's chocolate-brown, with pale cookie chunks interspersed inside it. It's the food of the gods, really.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My chart ❤️_❤️
Virgo Sun. It's represented by a fairy with pale skin and golden hair styled in a bob. Their many layers of wings form their cape, burning with inner light. They wear a little golden crown and walk to the right of the screen, graceful and superior to everything around them.Scorpio Rising.
A fox person wearing a black fur coat, a grey suit, red high-heeled boots and red driving gloves sits on the right. They're sitting with relaxed power and grabbing the chin of a rabbit person with two fingers of their right hand.
The rabbit person is kneeling on the ground between the fox's feet. All they're wearing are their bunny mask, a white lace undergarment, and a see-through negligee with frilly pink trimming which fans around them.Pisces moon.
A siren with white hair, white eyes, and blue-black skin and scales. The fin at the end of the tail is off-white and light blue, robbed of its indubitable beauty by the fact the siren is sitting on the ground instead of swimming in the depths of the sea. The siren's upper body is hidden by the coat the siren has on their shoulders, which they're pulling close with their hands. The coat is burgundy, with red details and golden fastenings. It is several sizes too big for the siren's smaller frame.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I just checked the spread I did for 2024. I forgot how many swords it had, or that the 5 of cups as La Llorona was the card for this last quarter. Which fits, since it has been one giant grieving and crying session! The deck didn't lie. Gonna see what it says about 2025 in a bit... 🥲
A spread of tarot cards on a white wrinkly comforter. It speaks of a hard, shitty year, which is exactly what 2024 has been so far.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I can't with these two, the way you draw and write them is so good, the desire they have for each other, the messiness of their relationship and own wants... Giant chimeric Kabru is so *chef's kiss* ❤️_❤️
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
QRP with your skull art! Art is a big word here, but anyway, Madonna of Bones fanart (from @tkingfisher.com's Hidden Almanac)
A low-effort depiction of the Madonna of Bones as a skeleton, from the clavicle up. She's wearing a red veil with a golden trim with tiny bones, it's pulled down to the middle of her empty eye sockets and drapes to her shoulders. She has a golden halo with the declesions of the word os (Latin for bone), tiny bones separating each word.
She's dead and umperturbed by the flat colors and not spectacular artistry. She's cool like that.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Anniversary gifts. I'm a happy kid.
Two books on a wooden tabletop. On the left is "Hollywood Pride" by Alonso Duralde, on the righ "The adventurer's bible -Delicious in Dungeon world guide" by Ryoko Kui. Homegirl has range 🤷‍♀️
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My fic for the 2024 Billy Hargrove Big Bang, "As You Wish", is all out. It's a Harringtove Princess Bride AU with art by Cuepickle and you can find it here: archiveofourown.org/works/60077011
A grey banner with two swords and text saying: As You Wish. Written by Zeros83 - with art by CuepickleScreengrab of the summary of the fic. It reads: Everybody thinks they know what happened, that time that three unsavory people kidnapped the Princess Bride in order to start a war. Everybody is wrong.
Her name was Chrissy, not Buttercup, and the Dread Pirate Roberts was not in love with her, not in the romantic way everybody thinks, anyway. And he wasn't alone, but accompanied by his second, Mr. Harrington! And the swordman wasn't Spanish, nor was there a Turkish strongman.
But it was, indeed, a story about true love, adventure, treachery, duels, and revenge. Care to know the truth?Screengrab of the tags and info about the fic from ao3.
Transcript:
Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Relationships:
Billy Hargrove/Steve Harrington, Chrissy
Cunningham & Billy Hargrove,
Eleven | Jane
Hopper & Eddie Munson
Characters:
Billy Hargrove, Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Eleven / Jane Hopper, Murray Bauman, Chrissy Cunningham, Martin Brenner, Henry Creel I One I Vecna, Jason Carver, Maxine "Max" Mayfield
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Princess Bride Fusion, Pirates, Swordfighting, Blood and Violence, (but not too explicit), Minor Character Death, Temporary Character Death - Billy Hargrove, Magic, Torture, Murder, animal death (canonical to The Princess Bride), Found Family, Platonic Relationships, Non-platonic relationships, True Love, Billy Big Bang 2024 (Stranger Things), Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
Language:
English
End of transcript
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ah, I see it's a member of the same club as my Morrigan!
A grey tabby cat with white paws lies on a bed. She's dozing, contorted beyond what a backbone should allow. Alas, nobody ever told her what backbones should or should not allow, so she's gonna do as she pleases.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Wow, this looks cool as hell already as just lines, I can't wait to see the complete piece!
Chef's kiss emoji. It has black moustache, a white che hat, and a little red heart floating to the side.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Nikki, they are so pretty and hot and AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (positive) 😍
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
The first 4 chapters of "As You Wish",my #Harringrove Princess Bride AU, are up on ao3! They have everything: Duels! Derring-do! Death! Swamps! Magic! Torture! The Zoo of Death! With a banner by cuepickle and another one by @dragonflylady77.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60077011
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Holy shit, this is so beautiful and haunting! Simply stunning!
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
On November 1st I'm gonna start posting my fanfic for this year's Billy Hargrove Big Bang event. "As You Wish" is my #Harringrove Princess Bride AU with Billy as Westley, Steve as his second, and Chrissy as Buttercup. Art by Cuepickle to grace 29k words of silliness by me! :3
A grey banner with two swords. Transcript of the text: "As you wish. Written by Zeros83 with art by Cuepickle"
End of transcriptA screengrab of black text on a white background.
Transcript: Everybody thinks they know what happened, that time that three unsavory people kidnapped the Princess Bride in order to start a war. Everybody is wrong.
Her name was Chrissy, not Buttercup, and the Dread Pirate Roberts was not in love with her, not in the romantic way everybody thinks, anyway. And he wasn't alone, but accompanied by his second, Mr. Harrington! And the swordman wasn't Spanish, nor was there a Turkish strongman.
But it was, indeed, a story about true love, adventure, treachery, duels, and revenge. Care to know the truth?
End of transcript
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Boyfriend's birthday cake. It took me a good con of the day but it was worth it! #DungeonMeshi #DeliciousInDungeon #MarcillePleaseBeProudOfMe
A cake on a white plate, resting on a wooden surface. The cake is covered in black fondant and decorated with three familiars from Dungeon Meshi made of red fondant. They have beady black eyes made of fondant, and highlights made with white icing.A cake on a white plate, resting on a wooden table top. The cake is covered in black fondant and decorated with three familiars from Dungeon Meshi made of red fondant. They have beady black eyes made of fondant, and highlights made with white icing.A cake on a white plate, resting on a wooden table top. The cake is covered in black fondant and decorated with three familiars from Dungeon Meshi made of red fondant. They have beady black eyes made of fondant, and highlights made with white icing.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
*looks at art* *lifts eyes from phone screen* Hello there!
A Benno shelf from Ikea stuffed full of videotapes. To the left is a bookshelf filled with books and legos, to the right a door. In the bottom right corner, a home-made cat-shaped doorstopper named Helmut stares on, as usual very baffled by it all.
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
My little fic for the #Harringrove 48 Hour Relay Race, "A Pirate's Life For Me", is now on ao3! It has pirates in it, and we all know everything is better with pirates! archiveofourown.org/works/55173247
Screengrab from ao3.
Transcript:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Relationship: Billy Hargrove/Steve Harrington
Characters: Billy Hargrove, Steve Harrington
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - The Princess Bride, Pre-Relationship, Blood and Violence, Pirates, canon? i don't know her, no beta we die like brenner, Harringrove Relay Race 2024
Language: English
Collections: Harringrove 48 Hour Relay Race
Stats: Published: 2024-04-13 Words: 848 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 27
End of transcriptA screengrab from ao3 about the same fic.
Transcript:
A Pirate's Life For Me
Zeros83
Summary: Billy's always known he wasn't lucky in life and this, right here, is the culmination of it all.
Not even two months at sea, working his ass off for a meager pay in the hopes of earning enough to exstinguish the debts his father and Chrissy's father put on their shoulders before dying, and his ship gets captured by pirates.
Worse: captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who has a reputation as a great swordman and a ruthless bastard who doesn't leave survivors.
End of transcript
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Chaoter 2 of my #harringrove BigBang fic is up! The plot? Steve steals Billy's body from his tomb to try to resurrect him, as one does. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ archiveofourown.org/works/534725...
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
FOOOOOXXXXX! 🥵❤️
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Getting ready to once more be creeped the fuck out by @tkingfisher.bsky.social and her horror novels. Let's see what terrible terrible lesson I'll learn this time, after "never sleep in a ground floor bedroom ever again" and "beware of hares"! 😬🖤 Happy anniversary to me!
A picture of a hand holding a copy of "The Hollow Places" by T. Kingfisher. The cover is black, with a picture of a glass dome in the center. The glass dome contains the skull of an animal with sharp canines, surrounded by monarch butterflies and dried vegetation. A small text overlaid on the lower right corner of the glass dome picture reads: "Pray that They are hungry..."
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Zeros @zeros83.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
It's WIP Wednesday, so here, a snippet (aka the opening) of my entry for the Harringrove BigBang event. Steve's on a mission and nothing will stop him! TW for bones, cadavers, and (un)dead animals #Harringrove #HarringroveBigbang #fanfic #wipWednesday
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