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Zero One

@zeroone.bsky.social
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Hacker, Twitch streamer, game developer. Unreal Engine, Godot and MonoGame. Was DarkLight08 on that other site. twitch.tv/DarkZeroOne or youtube.com/@ZrnVODs for livestreams

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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's done! I've reached affiliate! Can't wait to be able to pour all this back into my streams!
Snippet of an email from Twitch. The text reads:

"Ding! You've leveled up.

/DarkZeroOne, you're invited to the Twitch Affiliate Program

You're streaming consistently. You're building an audience. We see your effort, and we're excited to welcome you as Twitch's newest Affiliate!"
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At a retro event; bunch of old computers and modern takes on old computers. Of course there's a Mega65 version of Bad Apple.
A frame of Bad Apple, running on a Mega65 computer
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't think I've laughed so hard at such a technically correct statement. Yes, that's what makes the Game Boy less powerful than a Switch 2, the resolution.
Excerpt from an article about a hobbyist Game Boy developer.

Headline: "Working with technical limitations"

Excerpt: "Modern handheld consoles like the Nintendo Switch 2, released in 2025, have about 2,073,600 pixels on their screen, whereas the Game Boy has only 23,040 pixels.

A lower number of pixels means the screen cannot hold as much detail."
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's so good though
A screenshot from my last Meccha Chameleon game. An exit sign is hanging from the ceiling in the Backrooms map. I am disguised on the face of the sign
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sup, bro?
Standing in Phantom Ganon's room in the Forest Temple in Ocarina of Time. Because an enemy size randomizer is turned on, and Phantom Ganon's default position is under the floor, Phantom Ganon's head is poking up through the centre of the carpet.
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's that time again. Homemade lemon cake!
A freshly baked lemon cake, covered in a lemon sugar glaze
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
6 hours today working on this video and I'm finally halfway through... the first pass :V y'all better watch this
A zoomed out timeline in Davinci Resolve, showing that half of the footage has been worked on.
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
CASE IN FUCKING POINT
Me writing my previous post. However the keyboard disconnected as I was typing the word "under", so the E repeated a bunch
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
yeah sure, lemme hand over all of my personal information to a service known to leak data just so I can use this premium quality service
Discord consuming 14 FUCKING GIGABYTES OF RAM
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Chocolate chip Biscoff-stuffed cookies!
10 cookies arranged on cooling racks. Chocolate chips are visible through the cracked surface
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
FINALLY STREAMING SOON
A Metroid Prime 4 desk mat, sticker set, keychain, Switch 2 game, and a Nintendo magazine
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Qui-Gon Jinn was warning us all the way back in Episode 1
A screenshot of Qui-Gon Jinn from the Star Wars: The Phantom Menace with the quote "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
TOMORROW Playing the Metroid Prime Trilogy starting with Prime Remastered, all the way up to the release of Prime 4!
An OBS window with Metroid Prime Remastered prepared to stream
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Found these in my dad's bathroom. Not sure what they're for.
Three seashells sitting on the bathroom windowsill
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I'm so glad people are so invested in my weight. And my cock.
Just a bunch of spam emails advertising Ozempic and dick pills. For my fat cock, I guess
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
She hasn't been fed since this morning, so clearly, she thinks she's never getting fed again
A cheeky black Labrador resting her head on my leg, begging for dinner, even though she knows it's too early
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I appear to have a friend this morning
A side-view of my friend's nebelung
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's fuckin' vibe coded too absolute trash
Skeet from the app "developer":

"Been test GPT-5
Had about a solid hour of repeated coding errors

Then tried Claude 4 and it fixed the issue first time

Is Claude still King?"
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm saving this, thank
A sleepy face next to the text "the fuck is this code doing. what the fuck. :("
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
A picture of Piers Morgan with two captions. The upper caption reads "The word 'gooning' is slowly replacing the word 'wanking'". The lower caption reads "Protect British culture. Like and share if you are a true wanker."
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What's the best episode of television you've ever watched?
A single frame of the salute Captain Sisko gives to the camera at the end of Deep Space Nine Season 6, Episode 19: In The Pale Moonlight
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I should've done this a while ago, but I've cancelled my Xbox Game Pass subscription, one month before it was due to renew itself. I left them my reasons why. Windows'll be the next thing I remove from my life.
A feedback form, asking why I cancelled Xbox Game Pass. My response: "You fired 9,000 people, including a whole swathe of game developers that make Game Pass what it is, and you cancelled multiple projects, all the push AI and kill Palestinians."
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Absolutely peak phone website design
A screenshot of a web article about the departure of Ncuti Gatwa from Doctor Who. The screenshot consists of an entirely blank page, with 3 small lines of text in the middle
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Being stared down by this absolute gremlin
A small, white dog staring directly into the camera
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
And so, another delicious lemon cake is born!
A lemon loaf, with a crack running down the centre, covered in a lemon sugar glaze
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oh neat. Apparently, if you listen to certain pieces of music featured in Star Wars, the progress bar becomes a lightsaber! Currently listening to Sugaan Essena - the opening music for Jedi: Fallen Order
The Spotify progress bar, replaced with a lightsaber. The blue blade of the saber grows as the song progresses.
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
What the fuck is this pack!?
A screenshot of 5 cards pulled by opening a pack in the mobile Pokémon trading card game. Out of 5 randomly selected cards, three are the same Ponyta card
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I must consume... consume everything...
The Moon from Majora's Mask
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm more of an achievement hunter than a trophy hunter, but I do like grabbing them when I can!
My PSN trophy count:

Level 259, 6% to level 260
1,843 total trophies
1,414 Bronze
347 Silver
70 Gold
12 Platinum
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A tweet of a picture of a chair covered in poop. The tweet reads "oh nee iemand poopensharten op de cuckstoel"
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
A picture of the anticyclonic gloom with the caption "Anticyclonic Gloom GANONDORF" in the Ocarina of Time boss font
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Oh Google. You're so optimistic.
A Google search for the phrase "has the orange cunt win yet". The results are for voting results in Orange County.
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Think I've got tonight's stream sorted!
An Xbox Series X copy of Dragon Age: Veilguard
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I'm really sorry, but 16 years is a hell of an age. Please take my dumb meme.
Sobbing 'i'm an apex predator! i'm an apex predator!' as a seagull waddles closer and closer to me and my sandwich
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #763,741! Figured I'd get in early once Xhitter set itself on fire.
10,000,000 user celebration, showing that I was user #763,741, one of the first million
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
back on my shit
Freshly baked, homemade oatmeal raisin cookies
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Modern web design is peak
A cookie warning box asking me to hit "the green button below" to accept cookies. 

There are no buttons.
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Perfect game, no notes (Turnip Boy Robs A Bank)
A conversation between Turnip Boy and a demonic cranberry called Crancran. Crancran is saying:

"hewwo w-wittle ewdwitch howwow how may the q-queen of the other side hewp you today?"
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
I need a plastic cup that just says "this weapon drenches fascists"
Reform Party leader and fascist, Nigel Farage, preparing to be hit in the face with a milkshake. Again. Sourced from Getty Images
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
In other news, I've been flexing my baking muscles quite a bit. Been making a bunch of lemon drizzle cakes, and a giant batch of oatmeal raisin cookies; objectively the best kind of cookie.
24 freshly baked oatmeal raisin cookies. They were delicious.A freshly baked lemon cake, awaiting its lemon drizzle
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I can't believe I found that damned tree in AC: Valhalla
A screencap of Assassin's Creed: Valhalla. Eivor is stood in front of a sycamore tree in the middle of a gap in Hadrian's Wall. The real-life tree located at the Sycamore Gap along Hadrian's Wall was recently illegally felled.
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Gradually perfecting my brownie game! Deliciously fudgy in the middle, nice and chewy at the edges! Unfortunately, there's only half the tray left :(
A slice of delicious, homemade brownie, freshly baked and cooled
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Zero One @zeroone.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Y'all want some fresh, homemade brownies?
A plate of delicious, fudgy, homemade brownies
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