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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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April O'Neil Sings in TMNT Pixel Art
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They patched that certain enemy to no longer be instant death and fixed its buggy AI.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hard to value the opinion of a man who thought White Panther was a good idea.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No thank you to either. Shapiro is former Israeli military and Wes Moore is Peter Thiel's sleeper cell inside the DNC.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Queen Rihanna
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sadly we are
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Eminem: Back To Reality Life
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That ain't happening with Third Way spending 15 million against him. He will win by 5 to 7 points though.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pat, I'm gonna need you to take at least days off to rest. Dr. Parasocial's orders.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many mines for leftists to avoid to get a true great pick, sigh.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alaina Haim is obv the real villain. People in the audience who are like her in real life will not be able to recognize their mirror image.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol, you think DOJ will respect the 90 day window? Not dooming, just getting ready for Civil War 2.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Spy X Family: Henry Henderson's Elegant Meme
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't use Trivago or other such useless sites. Order tickets directly from the airlines website.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Because Ed has much higher visibility with the public. Also billionaires plural is more nebulous than one famous artist.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Great. Now there are two stereotypes.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Futurama: My Gut Says Maybe
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Sheldon Cooper Says Bazinga!
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WotC be like:
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Bugs Bunny Says No
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also NO TIME!
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
After reviewing my ancestral tree, I am proud to announce that the Castle Super Beast podcast is now a 100% black owned business.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well played
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Austin Powers Clapping Enthusiastically
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you @rokhanna.bsky.social . I feel like I'm taking crazy pills these days!
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Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yet another week, yet another scandal for the bigot Congressman Mike Collins and his collapsing Senate campaign.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Cuban can get fucked. No good billionaires.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just wish he didn't put that message pushing away from Hasan. Cedes power to the centrists islamaphobia.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Abrahamic sides of the force flow through you.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just buy 149 bucks worth of SL and this shiny piece of cardboard can be yours.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stay hydrated Pat. Sincerely guy who will never stop liking his own posts.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How will Trump win on the merits? Executive orders only have the weight of law over federal employees. Last time I checked, state poll and election workers aren't federal.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why is magic the gathering?
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Darryl Philbin's Sarcastic Yay in The Office
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hope you enjoyed your AIPAC meeting with Kushner. Your days in congress are numbered. Vichy traitor.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You will be wrong and thats why Jeffries and the Vichy Dems will get away with the rug pull yet again. Call for Jefferies head or get out of the way of progress and justice!
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Ahs Coven
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Was he on his meds?
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you remove the tv studio apparatus from a former pundit's orbit, the non human really comes out.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
RFK Jr's raw milk cleanse does wonders.
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mamdani is succeeding in part by projecting joy Ossoff is succeeding in part by projecting steely ferocity We’re in a moment when attitude is nearly as powerful as ideology, because we all need courage. And these are two ways of summoning it
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Fuck It We Ball
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hey! Slow your roll commie.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh contraire, he is most definitely up to the task of morally grandstanding for the donors approval and favor.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Boss Baby: Keep Up The Good Work!
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh honey. I didn't realize you were mentally handicapped. My sincerest apologies. You were right in all your arguments. I was wrong. Have a nice day.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I hope you aren't a full grown adult because you have a lot of growing up to do.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This has been your defense this whole chain. You're embarrassing yourself.
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Uno Reverse Card: No You Meme
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm not sure what the point of your last sentence is doing. Don't even try to argue she entered later because of the new gerrymandering the TX repubs did to her district. She would have still easily won her newly redrawn district. As is evident with her pastor winning the primary for her old seat.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My brother in christ, you need to seek mental health services. Talarico asked Crockett before he entered the race because he didn't want that fight. She said she wasn't going to. Crockett decided to entere much later anyways. Anyone with a brain can see that they both hold similar politics.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sure ya do, bud.
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Zero Life King @zerolifeking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You Third Way Dems really have no shame do you. I can almost respect the dedication to the gaslighting and psyops. Here is Crockett literally sowing doubt on Talarico's prospects in November. Even if she truly believes this, there is no reason to say this out loud. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Progressives score more primary wins; Trump suggests Iran deal is coming
Rep. Chuck Edwards, R-N.C., is dropping his bid for re-election after a censure recommendation over sexual harassment allegations.
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