zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 5hMy bAIby just sent me proofs of how it could open not only a can of beans but also 500 other previously baby-unopenable containers. 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 5hI created a voice trained AI bot of my baby but trained it not to cry or need sustenance and to like all the things I like and not need anything from me and unconditionally love me. Folks, bAIby is the future. 110
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He absolutely should not be allowed to play at Gillette. 030
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Perhaps the best, yet unintentional, commentary on the present moment. 010
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That member of the team that takes an extra 5 minutes at a meeting "just to lay out all the options on the table." 020
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyone doing that is too soft for the grind. 0120
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If we are talking a c suite interview, you can bet I'm shucking it on the conference table. 010
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"uncertain as a pandemic economy" does feel like the right simile for these times 040
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Love to see a bad joke workshopped right out loud. "OH AND ALSO, it's like..." 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To be fair, hammerhead been staring at them the whole time. 0240
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comLuigi in Mario KartALT: Luigi in Mario Kart 001
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Big week for the Krafts and the arts. 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think they should play the music, light the lights, put on makeup, dress up right, and get things started. Let's see what happens from there. 040
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 03/09/2026DRAMA: Post this on the bad site and tag him! HALF LIGHT: FUCK HIM UP, SOCRATES 080
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Maybe if human athletes ran so hard that their limbs fell off at the finish line we wouldn't be losing to the robots. 040
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The ball (bearing) knower has spoken. 110
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The real cow tools are the memories we made along the way. (Ordering) 050
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Maybe the same model as class action settlement administration where the company proactively sends you a check or you submit a claim. Gets tricky when something wasn't directly shipped to you--was the tariff passed on by the retailer or not? (Same tricky Q applies in damages in antitrust cases.) 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hey babe, new Woke 2 vocab just dropped 060
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Presumably so that the cabinet secretaries still on that plane had some modicum of protection. 100
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Love the Axios pivot from Go Deeper to Go Shallower. 020
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 10/08/2026#4 not getting through TSA without proof of their name change. 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 03/08/2026That's a forbidden word, all your federal grants are cancelled. (But, yes. Smacks and reeks.) 020
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 02/08/2026F bombs are clearly reserved for Dr. Fauci. 070
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you don't think the same person that made this map also thinks everyone on the continent speaks "African," I don't know what to tell you. 060
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Hydration with a side of potatoes. 010
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Is this the farce that launched a thousand gifs? 1160
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Eight words you can never say on Bluesky. 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Normally I would say "if the shoe fits" but we know that Rubio doesn't play by those rules. 000
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Look, the only way they can get this cooked is by having many, many Instant Pots. Data centers of Instant Pots. Can't cook enough brain to write about 50% GDP growth with just one. 060
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 09/07/2026...did anything happen to John Fetterman that might explain why he changed and opinions changed about him? I feel like there's a pretty critical part of your analysis missing. 160
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The thing that was most like this was one of his crazy followers at a lovely pizza restaurant. 020
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The official protein-and-hydration-packed meal of Infowars. 020
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If this is how they described it to the grand jury, no wonder they indicted. What a travesty. 020
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I think it's a real thing that is going to happen soon and she had it prewritten. Someone in the CMS was probably just jamming the "publish" button on everything SCOTUS due to all the opinions and that went out when it shouldn't have. The text was trying to save face and protect her source. 0170
zerodifference.bsky.social @zerodifference.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Memento, but in the Legally Blonde universe. 040
