zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Is there anything better than a cat head poking out of a cat head shaped hole? 020 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve decided. When I turn 65, I will dress like Count Dooku, weather permitting. 020 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026All it took was a good pen and some intelligence. 010 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sadly, we have a tuxedo and a gray tabby, so there is no good answer. 010 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Kittenpalooza at the local PetSmart this morning. 040 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Me, on the counter? You must have me mistaken for another cat.” 040 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This shithead jumped up on my stereo speaker and knocked it down, scratching it, my TV and its stand. This means WAR! 140 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I can’t remember the details, but in Ghana, where film imports were banned, a black market of venues showing VHS tapes sprung up, and to promote them, they’d make these home made posters that were insane, often having little or nothing to do with the movie. 000 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Remember the Italian and Russian comedians who played native Americans in F-Troop? 1112 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I’m laughing in the face of death… or maybe a few weeks of explosive diarrhea. 130 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I got talked into a Disney cruise. I’ve never been on a cruise before, but my overall impression is that it’s not for me. The good: the ship art and entertainment was amazing. The bad: food was plentiful and bland. Everything in your room is cramped compared to a similarly priced hotel room. 220 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I didn’t even know there were Quaker parrots. 🦜 130 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026@themoopsy.bsky.social Thanks for not eating our kitten’s bones. We named her Peanut Hamper. 130 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Why do I have more cell service than when I’m home in Silicon Valley? 110 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026It only took 19,854 steps to have fun today. 250 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Me, when someone tries to shove AI down my throat. 252 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I think we’re at a point where Democrats can officially claim all rights the Gadsden flag. Sorry MAGA/Right, you fascists blew it. 041 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026We adopted a feral kitten and it was very different than the socialized shelter kittens I’ve rescued in the past. She wouldn’t even look at me and only accepted my daughter… a little. It wasn’t until she was introduced to our big love bug that she became a sweetheart. 010 0
zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Yeah, they’d never write a preachy episode about the stupidly of racism, or something. 1100 0