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Voting is like exercising. You don’t do it and then say, “well, I’m not in shape, so I’m not going to do that again.” It is something that you must continue to do for the rest of your life, even if you’re feeling spent. Republicans understand this.

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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Free 2 day shipping.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a life.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New bass, whodis?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is there anything better than a cat head poking out of a cat head shaped hole?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve decided. When I turn 65, I will dress like Count Dooku, weather permitting.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All it took was a good pen and some intelligence.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What we need is a new Rutles biopic.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sadly, we have a tuxedo and a gray tabby, so there is no good answer.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Kittenpalooza at the local PetSmart this morning.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cup Noodles factory. Japan.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Me, on the counter? You must have me mistaken for another cat.”
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This shithead jumped up on my stereo speaker and knocked it down, scratching it, my TV and its stand. This means WAR!
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I can’t remember the details, but in Ghana, where film imports were banned, a black market of venues showing VHS tapes sprung up, and to promote them, they’d make these home made posters that were insane, often having little or nothing to do with the movie.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why do both of my cats leave 3 kibbles?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What’s up with this scam?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Remember the Italian and Russian comedians who played native Americans in F-Troop?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fierce.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m laughing in the face of death… or maybe a few weeks of explosive diarrhea.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Had this guy ever seen a horse?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I got talked into a Disney cruise. I’ve never been on a cruise before, but my overall impression is that it’s not for me. The good: the ship art and entertainment was amazing. The bad: food was plentiful and bland. Everything in your room is cramped compared to a similarly priced hotel room.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I didn’t even know there were Quaker parrots. 🦜
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@themoopsy.bsky.social Thanks for not eating our kitten’s bones. We named her Peanut Hamper.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why do I have more cell service than when I’m home in Silicon Valley?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It only took 19,854 steps to have fun today.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Getting the droid’s motivator tuned up.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wait until this happens.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It took me like 14 parsecs!
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Left can now officially use this.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Meanwhile…
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me, when someone tries to shove AI down my throat.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I recognize that little chunk of coast.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think we’re at a point where Democrats can officially claim all rights the Gadsden flag. Sorry MAGA/Right, you fascists blew it.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Baby land orca. 🫍
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh, hi!
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Remember that time I was in a simulation!?
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We adopted a feral kitten and it was very different than the socialized shelter kittens I’ve rescued in the past. She wouldn’t even look at me and only accepted my daughter… a little. It wasn’t until she was introduced to our big love bug that she became a sweetheart.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We may need to add some buttresses.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah, they’d never write a preachy episode about the stupidly of racism, or something.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At the shelter looking to rescue a pet.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mitt LEGOs.
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zerocrossing @zerocrossing.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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