Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Tova: I yo-yo my sword in the name of Iomedae! 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 03/03/2025She punched me. Into four hours ago. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 22/02/2025"Don't question me, I've died" GM: and now his butt has gone to heaven. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025GM: The flesh golem is made out of Elves. Player: Oooh, so it's pretty! And a vegetarian! 011
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I don't trust you. You don't know what raccoons are. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Okay. Can we go and kill the voice that's in my head now? 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025How do you know about crocodiles but not know what raccoons are? 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I have to mama bird the hippogriff. As a bonding exercise. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025"But I don't WANT to drink a zone of truth" "TOO BAD!" 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025GM: You take a -2 penalty because if that creepy handsy uncle routine. Player: You made me snort! Shut up. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025"I'm the party's magical leather daddy." -The paladin. Repeatedly. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Ectoplasm is not 'just fancy ghost caviar' 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025"Are Wraiths edible?" "Okay, you have taken this cook thing WAY too far." 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The god of knowledge has forsaken me and left me in the company of idiots. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I have a word for you: it starts with "hyp" and ends with "ocrite" Hippopotamus! 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Did you just cuss out the queen because you had a stroke? 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Are you saying the drow has asthma and I killed her with glitter? 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025He doesn't see time the same way as us, dumbass. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Shut up, Mr. First Marriage! Everyone hates you. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025He's mad because she didn't like his cooking. I don't like her because she exists! 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Your comment has been noted. You may not flarge. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Bosche, I have true seeing. I know you're lying. 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Why are you crying? This isn't the crying part yet! 010
Zero context gaming @zerocontextgaming.bsky.social · 07/02/2025We should have Rolan cast miracle to get us to the elven city. Yes, let's beseech the gods to play taxi for us! 020
