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Fossil preparator, photographer, Lego lover, dinosaur nerd in a quaint fishing village. They/him

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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when this was a joke?
A cartoon featuring four people sat around a campfire in ragged clothes in a post-apocalyptic setting. One of them, dressed in the remains of a suit says: "Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Museum of the Rockies if you like dinosaurs or whatever. If you’re into that.
The skeleton of a T. rex at the Museum of the Rockies in Bozeman, MT.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
The Lego minifigure of Ursula from The Little Mermaid threatens a battleship from the board game Battleship.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🎼Don’t hate me… because I’m BEAUTIFUL! 🎶 Don’t hate me… because I’m the best 🎶 Hate me because I made lasagna…
A picture of a pan of lasagna.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A mocked up poster for the next Avengers film. The text reads “Homework: Watch These Films Or Else!”
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What was the budget on this film devoted to rebuilding the scenery every time Tim Curry chewed it up?
Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu in The Three Musketeers (1993)
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am deeply offended by the patronizing expectation that I should… wait, LEGO???
A Lego tableau of Day of the Dead figures.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wow, Facebook Plus? Can I get a shittier version of an already shitty experience and pay for it too? Kiss my ass and touch some grass, Zuck.
Screen shot of a post from Facebook offering the chance to try Facebook Plus. “Get sneak peeks of stories, send animated reactions and more.”
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, post your blue art. Let’s see how the BlueSky machine works with this.
A black and white photo of a female Lego minifigure, one arm covering her chest.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kroger sells this sad batch of frozen veg as a “Fajita Blend”. I mean, in terms of the veg, sure it’s peppers and onion. But the form factor? Get the fuck outta here!!!!
A skillet with diced potatoes and a collection of badly chopped frozen peppers and onions. It looks like confetti.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wait, I forgot!!! Andrew Tate decreed!
Andrew Tate tweet: "Let me make this loud and clear. If you're a straight man with a girlfriend in 2025, you're gay."
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Culture Department at the Burke put up a Jimothy… shrine? Featuring raccoon art and carvings in recognition of Seattle’s latest cryptid.
A box with six small raccoon carvings from around the world. Taken at the Burke Museum.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Culture Department at the Burke put up a Jimothy… shrine? Featuring raccoon art and carvings in recognition of Seattle’s latest cryptid.
A box with six small raccoon carvings from around the world. Taken at the Burke Museum.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Mind you, this is my idea of a good time.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
A panorama of a variety of Lego triceratops and tyrannosaurs.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Apparently things are different in Maine.
A Tweet from author Stephen King that reads: Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Brown, baby, brown…
Fried sausage and veg for jambalaya
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Georges Seurat didn't paint dots for two years on a two meter by three meter canvas thereby inspiring Stephen Sondheim to finish the god damned hat so some tech bro can tell me how AI is "inevitable".
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
Charlton Heston in a still from the Ten Commandments, closing the Red Sea on Pharaoh's soldiers.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Memorable for the Randy Newman tune for the credits and a line of dialogue that is burned in my brain. Our heroes go to the scuzziest tattoo parlor ever (it was the 90s) and as she's trying to psych herself up, the owner comes in, wiping his hands on a cloth: "The neck is such a tricky organ!"
Title card for the tv sitcom The Marshall Chronicles
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Strong, independent men who don’t need anyone (but need someone to cook) and think for themselves (after hearing what Tate, Trump and others say)… Oh and think men are the really attractive sex but not in a gay way!
Zack • @Asmongold • 3h
Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup
This isn't me being gay, it's science
Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged
Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My darlin’ Martha, I write to you of celebration on the front, where we have driven the staff to retreat. *weepy violin intensifies* Someone contact Ken Burns!
A calendar marked to show a two day Staff Retreat
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The manosphere is just ready to swallow its own… tail at this point. But it’s not gay, it’s science!!! Good lord, guys. Nobody would care. Stop performing gender so hard, touch grass and do you.
Zack • @Asmongold • 3h
Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup
This isn't me being gay, it's science
Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged
Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men
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Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes • 1h
I AGREE
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I can’t remember. Is it a good thing when your advertising revolves around the dead guy and not the new one?
Screenshot of a YouTube ad for Turning Point USA featuring Charlie Kirk. The dead one.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Power of Firesign Theatre compels me! The Power of Firesign Theatre compels me!!!
A title card for Star Trek: The Next Generation reads "Forward Into The Past"A title card for Star Trek: The Next Generation that reads "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I could stop.
Title screen for the animated Star Trek that reads "We Have The Hot Cat Girl"
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh for fuck's sake
A title card for the original Star Trek series with the text "Just Humans With Bumpy Foreheads Again"
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You're a gentleman and a scholar...
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that isn’t Spinal Tap
The musical band The Wonders from the film That Thing You Do!
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Speaking as someone currently working on whale fossils… fair!
A chunk of rock with the fossil of an inner ear bone from a prehistoric whale.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You: please act normal, you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: I’ve been working on the inner ear bone of a prehistoric whale called the Olympicetus, thought to be one of the earliest forebears of modern dolphins.
Picture of a smooth fossil sticking out of a rough, rocky formation.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Am I wrong to expect more from a writer the likes of David Gerrold? Reducing a choice for the future down to “revenge or recovery”? As opposed to, say, justice and/or rebuilding? Because no Dow Jones number is going to help us regain anything like our former status.
A Facebook post from author David Gerrold: This is a thought experiment.
Suppose, just suppose that in 2028, we have a choice. We can only pursue one option.
1) Punish Trump and all his cohorts.
2) Restore the American economy so that the ordinary people can survive again.
The next administration might not have the resources or the people to do both. (I hope I'm wrong, but if we had to choose....)
Revenge or recovery?
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Any Wizard of Id fans out there?
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
OK, I'm LOVING the Met Gala now. My favorite look? Trending on BlueSky, of course!
Screenshot of trending topics on BlueSky as the Met Gala 2026 continues, top of the list is "Wealth Critique".
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am compelled to watch analyses of Beast Games just to watch the sheer number of times the contestants turn to cooperation instead of whatever feral competition Jimmy is aiming for in his "show". Between those and the games that are borked from the beginning, it's amazing!
Skeet from Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social: 
Last reskeet: Yeeeeah, srsly. The human superpower is cooperation, not murder.

Huge numbers of species commit murder at scale, to the best of their ability. Only one teaches their children how to read, builds steamships and puts rovers on Mars.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why would Mamdani want to meet with King Charles when there are MUCH cooler fossils at the AMNH?
A screenshotted excerpt from an article in The Guardian newspaper:
Mamdani's eagerness to avoid Charles was clear, his team distancing themselves from the king from the moment the 9/11 ceremony, at the World Trade Center, was announced. "The mayor will not meet privately with King Charles. But the mayor will be at the wreath laying ceremony today," Joe Calvello, the mayor's press secretary, said in a terse statement on Wednesday morning.
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(King Charles meets first responders who were involved in the rescue efforts after the 2001 attacks, at the 9/11 memorial. Photograph: Samir Hussein/PA)
It was hardly the treatment Charles is accustomed to, but as the day unfolded it seemed he may have gotten lucky by avoiding a private audience. Asked on Wednesday morning what he would say to Charles if they were to spend time together beyond the ceremony, Mamdani said: "If I was to speak to the king separately from that, I would probably encourage him to return the Koh-i-Noor diamond."
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yes. I certainly hope the president is safe.
At the Trump shooting, Melania is shocked while Trump looks on nonplussed. Melania says "Oh my god! Was that a gun shot?" Trump says "Did you miss the memo? I mean... how scary!"
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
And you know this guy was watching everything!
A picture of Kash Patel looking very stoned indeed.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Did anyone else read Snow Crash and see it as a deeply creepy place with some REALLY fucked up technology? And that's even before seeing what people are doing with it now?
“Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. They serve as human surveillance devices, recording everything that happens around them. Nothing looks stupider; these getups are the modern-day equivalent of the slide-rule scabbard or the calculator pouch on the belt, marking the user as belonging to a class that is at once above and far below human society. ”
Neal Stephenson – Snow Crash ’92
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A screenshot reading: “Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. They serve as human surveillance devices, recording everything that happens around them. Nothing looks stupider; these getups are the modern-day equivalent of the slide-rule scabbard or the calculator pouch on the belt, marking the user as belonging to a class that is at once above and far below human society. ”
Neal Stephenson – Snow Crash ’92
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not Mr Plug, surely!
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I apologize for being inspired to play in your sandbox...
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
No German tourists were harmed at this salsa bar.
A picture of a restaurants salsa bar featuring multiple containers of salsa.
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I hate jokes about science that have the tired punchline “good thing they cured cancer!” Because I don’t think they’re that different from the thinking behind this op-ed. “Science didn’t directly benefit us, what’s the point?” And I think this leads to anti-vaxxer thinking.
Screenshot of the headline of an opinion piece in The Guardian. “Let’s stop going to space. There’s nothing to see and no one to talk to” by Zoe Williams
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Frank Frazetta had entered the chat
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I will tap the Mary Shelley sign!
A painting of author Mary Shelley with a comic style speech balloon with the text “‘Sup fuckers?”
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Quite Wrongly 🖤🩶🤍💜 @zerocard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Can I tap the Mary Shelley sign? Please???
A painting of author Mary Shelley with a comic style speech balloon with the text “‘Sup fuckers?”
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