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Andrew

@zero-gravitas.bsky.social
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Cantankerous Scottish/doric loon. Data engineer and sometimes animator. Semi-professional hater of the generative "AI" grift.

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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Limmy gesturing downwards, with the caption "he's doonstairs".
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#inktober days 1-5
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Snap. Was a lovely evening. :)
Idlewild in Glasgow.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Idlewild tonight in Glasgow. ❤️
Idlewild live in Glasgow, performing at the Kelvingrove Bandstand.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Been teacher my daughter some #animation, and watching her pick up the theory is magical. its hard to fathom that some people want to replace this entire learning experience with LLM slop. #fuckAI
Graphics tablet display showing a still of an animation of a cat.Eadweard Muybridge book "Animals in Motion"
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dave the Lighting Guy
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
As gruelling as the animating graft is, I can't imagine skipping this process, even if Amazon threw a few million at me to sell out and churn out some AI slop instead. Fuck gen AI, and those that enable it.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
That was Acidic Bird Ass with their new single "That's How You'll Catch Pelvic Cancer".
John Peel Posting
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Keir Starmer thinking about fucking a fleg.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"Everyone liked that"
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Shut up, cunt.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"My name is Penis Balls"
The infamous Darren Grimes Crafty Wank tweet exchange.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Got my mug in the post, thanks!
Labour racist mug.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Loving the sloptracing, so based.
Memory price pre and post DLSS 5.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.
Wallace Breen "breencast" over City 17 in Half Life 2.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Made a leap, fuck you #Microslop!
A Linux Mint desktop.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Chris Morris stands next to an image of the British Isles, with grinning men's faces superimposed into the image with the phrase "Paedophisles" at the bottom.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I literally have two voice lines left to record and I can wrap this up... but I have a cold and my voice sounds like a buzzsaw.
Screenshot from Kdenlive showing a nearly complete animation project in an editing suite
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Diogo from the Expanse says "Hey Star Helix, Stay away from de AI"
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Can we normalise horrible people getting punched for sport?
Ren from 'Ren and Stimpy' with smashed teeth.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I am excited to announce that I have awarded myself the inaugural Sainsburys' Chocolate Coin Peace Prize.
Some chocolate coins.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fuuuuuck. Ooooooooffffff.
Fuck you, copilot.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sam Altman saying "It's got Electrons"
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Finishing up some #animation shots.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"Listen, you're a philanthropist, that's what you are."

"I'm a... ful-on r****t. You know?"
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Age yourself with gaming
Screenshot from Elite depicting menu screen / wireframe spacecraft.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Gone down a rabbit hole... pun intended.
Jason reviews the Rangers Guesthouse:

There was a hole in the bathroom floor, which was covered by a bath mat. As I went to step on the mat, I fell and damaged my ankle. Awaiting x ray results. Owners have refused to respond to me since I sent proof. Do NOT stay here!!
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A wee bit of Friday #animation, really pushing the boat out with gestures in tandem with speech.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Dr Rick Dagless MD and Skipper the Eye child.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Why does she sound like Mrs. Featherbottom?
Mrs Featherbottom and a banger.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Crime is legal now.
Biff Tannen owns the police.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I sleep in a WiFi enabled, $4000, subscription water bed. Do you?
Divorced Kirk Van Houten
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Still buzzin'
Biffy Clyro at SWG3
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
2 gigs in a week.. I suppose of all the early-mid life crises I could have, this is among the most harmless.
SWG3 in Glasgow. A crowd waiting in front of a lit stage.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ed zitron grinning
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Mclusky blew Glasgow away last night.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You're writing this all down? Good. So, as I was saying, I chose my shitty truck over my wife, and now the only companionship I have is an AI chatbot plugged into the dashboard.
Kirk Van Houten sleeps in a Cyber Truck.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Randy Marsh post goon-sesh.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
@stitzch.bsky.social look what you've gone and made me do
Mclusky ticket
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Rik pic.
Rik Mayall.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This fella walks my daughter to the door before she goes to school every morning.
Floofy black and white cat posing in the kitchen.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Bugger.
Unlucky Alf from The Fast Show
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Poop balls.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Pulled up the tatty auld carpet on the stairs, and there's OG hardwood under there from circa late 1800's. Plans to recarpet are hereby scrapped, and the paint is getting removed.
Wooden staircase after carpet removal.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
One ginger brain cell says hi.
Ginger and white cat in a wicker basket.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What position are Rangers?
2 guys standing in an elevator.
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Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Nazi orcs: "Kill Starmer!" Starmer: "Thank you for your legitimate concerns, I'll take this into consideration. Thank you kindly, legitimate patriots."
Arnold Rimmer wearing a "Give quiche a chance" shirt.
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