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Don't mind me, just an internet shark using this on a need to use basis.

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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bagel has become Croissant.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The game do be a chonker. Spoiler free tip: What the game and marketing don't tell you is that it's much better to do one path to the end of Part 1 and then do another so that you get pseudo NG+ progression carry over on stuff to avoid redoing tedious crap like opening the map up.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Helps that we recently had a reminder of what it looks like when someone actually makes that argument in the Discord server.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
klipy.com/gifs/cat-key... Footage of your boss taking your keyboard away so you get the rest needed.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone give her a snickers, she's not herself when she's ravenous.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am gonna use the ever loving fuck out of humming/instruments to control the Ocarina of Time. Incidentally I think this might form a key to eventually getting Spirit Tracks and DS NSO in general.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hear it works particularly well with Swedish Chef content cause of all the Muppets and spoons.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh fucking eat shit Atlus, nobody gave Three Houses crap for only having specific characters be bi. You're just inventing strawmen problems in the dumbest way to cop out of doing the bare minimum of effort to actually make your remakes worth buying.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The void is deep and ponderous. (As well as fluffy and adorable)
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you're aggressive enough with swap training it's entirely possible to get the Gyarados by Misty which is always great. It becomes a downright bargain in Let's Go cause a lack of fishing means Magikarp doesn't become available until FUSCHIA gets you surf which is absolute nonsense.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know, the "I've had so many jobs I can't remember em all" thing always felt like a dumb hand wave to me. Like I dunno about you but if I had a job where I once witnessed an alien invasion, got eaten, fell out of a UFO and turned into a mushroom, I wouldn't forget it for the rest of my life.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm unfortunately someone that never really got into the idea of using the 3DS itself as the motion control device (didn't do all challenges because of it) so neither the finishing moves nor the future Beyblade duel attack endeared itself to me so I still prefer to actually play the BIs ones.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@chuggaaconroy.bsky.social @ncaprisun.bsky.social So the silly lyrics extra in Rhythm Heaven Groove did something funny for Remix 8.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I actually never played Splatoon 2 so the relevant lore bits for the final boss flew over my head entirely and I'm all the happier for it discovering it blind. Interested to see how Splatoon 4 handles things in the future building from this.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Does anyone have a quarter?
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you're a goaltender...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Canada lost 3-0 and somehow weren't even the most embarassing round of 16 loser today. Paraguay ran a full on clown show with an intent to injure in that second half. Losing cause VAR was able to catch and punish their shenanigans was pure karma.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's mildly worse than what the first guy said. He has a DV citation before he even started his MLB career, claimed to have matured, got given a chance by the Dodgers only for him to get busted for DV again in an LA parking lot. If it's any consolation, he didn't get a massive UFA payday.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
South Africa 0-1 Canada 90+2'- Stephen Eustáquio
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I didn't realize your influence expanded beyond the British Isles and has even graced us in Montreal.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
t.co/0DyTtAocmF My buddy Eric and I talked about the World Cup heading into the first match later today, we'll also be talking more sports today at 1pm EST.
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https://soundcloud.com/saberic39/shorkguywcp
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Gonna guess Bagel isn't cooperative enough for you to make a picture to use as a "Khajit has wares if you have coin" image?
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This isn't quite the classic wheel of fortune count up glitch, but this is certainly up there too.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
To quote Yahtzee Croshaw's review of Spore: In short, no. In long, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This has a lot of meme potential #Pokopia
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
On a similar note, the Mariners starting the season producing 9 runs/RBI solely through home runs seems really unlikely and I'd like to know how historic that is.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Oh hey, fancy seeing you here. The thing for me is that I actually bought my Switch 2 on launch date because pessimistically I thought it'll be at its cheapest on launch. Considering what OpenAI and co are doing to RAM prices and the current situation in Iran, I wish I can say I jumped the gun.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
m.soundcloud.com/saberic39/sh... Ok this week's shork guy show, my good buddy and I go over America's breathtaking hubris leading to another WBC silver, how baseball is going to screw up momentum, the NHL potentially making a mistake and more.
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The Shork Guy Show:WBC Finale, NFL Moves, NHL Trade Deadline, and more!
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Jeffrey Epstein apparently was very prolific in infiltrating gamer culture with his gaming accounts it turns out. Apparently, you can track so many things like Gamergate, Pizzagate and similar beliefs held by incels and the Trump voting Gen Zers to being Epstein's brainchild.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Haven't been updating my sports podcasting as much, but here's mine from 2 weeks ago where we recap the NFL Divisionals and the AFCON madness. t.co/De4AVoPZol And here's where we primarily recap the Championship games and hirings as well as make fun of Sean Payton. soundcloud.com/saberic39/sh...
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https://soundcloud.com/saberic39/shorkguy12226
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Honestly, I am curious as to whether or not you can look at Colour Splash and Origami King in a new light now that the classic Mario RPGs have gotten revivals so those games are no longer continuations of a long nightmare for you.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'm starting to think there is a connection between Claire's egg cracking and her formerly trademarked Mario Party luck turning around now. Cause estrogen is a steroid, maybe it also has the side benefit of giving her luck cancelling powers like the vegan superpowered ex in Scott Pilgrim.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Well the good news is if King DeDeDe was in your dreams you win hands down.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
soundcloud.com/saberic39/sh... This year I've gotten into talking sports with a friend as a hobby and here's our bonus episode postmortem on his Phillies 4 game loss to the Dodgers while I use this as an excuse to recover from a cold and not talk as much. Check this and other eps out here.
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The Shork Guy Show BONUS EPISODE:Phillies Eliminated, What Now?
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Based on my 100% amateur dream psychology analysis my interpretation is either your egg crack caused a They Live esque shift in the way you see the world and you're all out of bubblegum. Or your brain really wants you to play more Doom.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So that moment made me go back and rewatch the VOD of the Orb game clearing stream and there was a moment where you said "I'm not a king, I'm a queen" in the context of that stupid chess puzzle level. That was a pretty funny prescient moment in hindsight.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
A better team probably would have capitalized on Jalen Carter being a colossal idiot and leaving the Eagles pass rush and run defense with a figurative and literal massive hole in the middle. Hell if the Cowboys weren't stupid about Micah Parsons they probably could have capitalized too.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Dump truck ass fueled home run power aside, my personal favourite part about the Mariners this srason is the fact Nintendo's using their now 10% ownership share for marketing. This season they have the racetrack logo for home and this horrendously out of place Switch 2 patch for road games.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ironically as far as we know, Ken Griffey Jr. lost that 60 home run race or whichever milestone Sosa and McGwire had that race in the 90s over because he didn't juice.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
They also aren't Gen 6 mons either. Like ZA would have definitely gotten more hype if their first Mega promo was this WWE-esque short.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
So now that the leaked ZA mega list has gone 3/3 on validations I have to ask: What compelled Game Freak to present Dragonite and Victreebel first? Like I get it's probably simply "cause Gen 1", but there were so many great megas and they opened with two of the dumber looking ones.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Thanks for the Claire-ity amirite
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
So my takeaway is that Medz got arrested for indecent exposure with how his cannon moved.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Clearly your dream fortune is saying that your true calling is to become an ancient Scandinavian historian and use the knowledge to get the DMC devs to make the next God of War game.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
And here I thought RGG Studio was being unrealistic with how well Kiryu and Majima have aged over the years.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Happy days, now if only Alberta isn't somehow perpetually old reliable with sending Conservatives for just about every goddamn seat the province has.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The conservatives lost the election
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Conglaturations to the CPC, who could not even pretend to oppose the 51st state threats in order to save themselves from blowing an all time easy electoral layup.
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Zeppo @zeppojr.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hope the dentist at least gave you a 2:30pm appointment for the surgery so the pun could help ease the pain.
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