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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It sure is. How long have you been up this time? [He's not surprised Morty's disoriented, since he can't remember the last time he was awake to see the rising sun. Those dark circles under his eyes are never gonna disappear.] Let's get you somewhere you can lay down, yeah? Don't fall asleep on me.

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lancey @samjo.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

morty/falkner [ #pokemon ]

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's more convenient than letting the enthusiasts borrow the Gym's upper deck for birdwatching. I don't have so much a problem with it, but they never clean up after themselves.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It's probably time we started preparing for the migrations stopping here in the fall. The bird sanctuary at the shrine to the south needs restocking yesterday.

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LV @lvarts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

A Pokémon a day 2025 - Pidgeot! #Pokemon #LVPokemonArts

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You just got back from your vacation.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Last year, a passing swarm of Spearow rendered my favorite yukata... less wearable than I'd have liked. Maybe it was a sign that I'd find the perfect one for this summer.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Preparations for the city's summer festival are coming along nicely. I suppose that means I'll have to find something to wear.

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お萩さん @ohagisan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

#一日一ポケ #Pokémon_GS No.164 Noctowl I first learned about shiny Pokémon when the main character, Satoshi, caught this one in the Pokémon anime at the time.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Looks like Pride Month’s over. I’d say it’s for the best. The birds with the gayest plumage were getting too cocky.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

// I may be swiping this graphic, but Corvisquire is still the worse thief.

Like if you are okay with me interacting with your muse
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Comment if you are interested in shipping our muses

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"I don't know how much help I'll be, but I'll come with you to the tower in case things turn ugly. You might find it easier with... a friend helping you out." Resolutely refusing to meet Morty's gaze, slurping away at his stew with his cheeks growing warm. He should really slow down on the sake.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

He has his doubts about whether Morty will manage to make good on his promise. Not because he lacks the capabilities, but could nobody have thought to try this before now? The problem can't be so easily solvable, surely. But it *would* feel pretty good to know he's done good for his home. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"...It wouldn't surprise me." Picking at the broth with a spoon, a troubled look washes over him. The stew, at least, is surprisingly adequate. "Supposedly, people have heard voices in the tower for years. Since even before I used to train there. They might be Violet City's most enduring rumor." →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I can promise you, we didn’t.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I do. And I think you should know better than anyone why bird Pokémon are superior.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

There really is no contest when it comes to the coolest type of Pokémon. I'm just glad I chose the winning team.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

//Shy cough... If you wanna.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"Come on, I'm not likely to run away. I cherish my bird Pokémon way too much for that." Had Morty always had such a pervasive stare? It felt almost exposing. He shifted awkwardly, almost hiding behind his hair. "You know I have no idea what's going on inside your head. You're an odd one, Morty."

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

time he was invited out somewhere? He'd have to return the favor eventually, or else he'd owe Morty for the foreseeable future. And if anyone sees the future, it's him. "For that matter, why have you been looking for me as of late? If it's a rematch you want, that can be arranged."

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Hardly the first time he's been told to "lighten up". It doesn't help that his face rests naturally in his disapproving frown. "I... wouldn't be opposed. It's been a while since I've paid Ecruteak a visit, and it might help refine the elegance of our battle strategy." Really, when was the last →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

/ The muse knows what it wants. Let him reign, I say.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

(Must be nice to have family reunions to look forward to.)

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Not you, Bugsy. You know I respect you for being so responsible.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"You should know that getting to enter Sprout Tower outside of regular hours is a privilege. I've had to sign a waver with the head sage on your behalf, so don't get me into any trouble." A pause, during which he refills his glass. "I am grateful, for the effort you're going to. So, thank you."

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He'll drink to that, too. The sake was presented to him by a local townswoman after calling her dear Taillow back to her, which would assuredly be a story Morty would be impressed by. ...It doesn't feel right to sacrifice the moment for his own pride. Besides, their stew's growing cold. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Privately, he has to agree. The low evening light must be doing something to the ambience of the moment, because it feels... nice. How long has it been since he enjoyed the company of a friend? Surely too long—Violet City lurks just far enough away from everywhere else to feel isolating at times. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Secluded in the corner of his small apartment that lies only a stone's throw from the Gym, the mood is pleasant. It shouldn't come as a surprise—contrary to his many rebuttals, he and Morty can usually hold a friendly conversation. He can almost ignore the transactional nature of the meal. Almost.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Well, he'd have only opened it himself. Placing the bowls down with accompanying spoons, he nods to his company's well-wishes before pouring a delicate glass for himself. "Thought about lighting a candle for us, but that seemed like overkill. I hope you won't miss it too sorely." →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

A hearty stew pools into each of their bowls as he ladles it carefully, letting Morty's comments wash over him. Taunted as he might be, he's at least pleased with the offerings he's cobbled together. "Helped yourself, have you?" The bottle of sake stands uncorked by Morty's hand, half-poured. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

and retreats into the back to retrieve it. "Can you take your Drifblim back now? She's been following me everywhere since last night, and I've only made enough for the two of us." Huffing. If Morty asks, he's only red from the stove.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He's never claimed to be a great cook, but Violet's signature teriyaki doesn't take much effort, and his guest's quickly seated at the table while their soup slowly bubbles. One eyebrow's raised at the size of his bag, but he chooses not to comment on it. "I'll get the sake," he says instead, →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

What a pain. He doesn't mean to scowl at Morty upon seeing him, but he's thrown away two starters already and Drifblim still hasn't shifted on letting him serve up something pre-made. "Evening. You're... earlier than I expected." He probably showed up early on purpose. Still, better let him in. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"Huh? Wait, but—" When he looks so innocent, it's impossible to turn him down. Trust him to rope Falkner into another one of his messes, like always. Drifblim's tendrils are already wrapped around his wrists, firmly vowing to keep an eye on him. Looks like he's agreed to this after all. Great.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I see the problem is grave indeed.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If you find battling me so very annoying, I don't know how you handle all the challengers who walk through my doors with a Furret and nothing else. You should really be better prepared. I look forward to trouncing you with my elegant bird Pokémon. You might want to work on your gracious loser face.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

They can always waste their time challenging your Gym, instead. Careful on the slides.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"Two courses, and you can bring your own dessert." He'll reheat something from the store, divide it evenly between two plates, and Morty will never know. "But I'll break out the sake, to make it even." Deep breaths. He's flustered now. "And sure, you can crash on my couch. Do we have a deal?"

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He HAS to be kidding. But the smugness on his face isn't that regular, "I'm-just-messing-with-you" grin, and it's concerning that Falkner can tell the difference. ...He's right, though. There's no chance of squeezing that exorbitant fee out of the town's budget. Think, Falkner. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You wouldn't get it. He's just so... so *obsessed* with messing with me. At least your brother's pleasant.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Let it be known that I'm not an asshole, and I take my job seriously. If only all the other Gym Leaders could say the same.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Your—?! I see what you're doing, getting me flustered. It won't work. Prepare to lose handsomely to these birds you seemingly love so much.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

What a convenient loophole. I guess you're entirely in the clear, then. Incidentally, when I come to challenge you in a few weeks to sate my own curiosity, please don't remove the safety pads.

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"Fine. I'd say you could keep the Ghost-types you caught, but I get the impression you have enough troublemakers already." What else could catch Morty's attention? There's the Oricorio one of his trainers caught in Alola, but that's not his to make promises on... Can't he just say what he wants?

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

"Compensation, huh. And I don't suppose us being coworkers would be enough?" Sighing with disappointment, but not entirely surprised. Of course there's a caveat thrown in there for good measure, a further little condition meant to sweeten the deal. And knowing Morty, he'll want him to pitch one. →

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Falkner @zephyrbadge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You don't need to rub it in our faces, thank you. I'm not above alerting Lance to the current state of your safety procedures.

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