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Zen Zooma

@zenzooma.bsky.social
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Artist. TTRPG Creator. Professional DM. EDH Jank Crafter. Triple Scorpio. Vinyl Junkie. All Around Blerd. Izzet Mage. Esper Apologist. Golgari Hater.

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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Look at how well my grape vines are growing.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Huh, somehow, someway there is a new Gnarls Barkley album.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I guess Chuck Noris found his match…
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Do I have an Emrekul with 39 +1/+1 counters on it on the board… yes. Yes I am a problem, but you know what, they could have killed it on turn three when it entered.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
#EDH is wild. What do you mean I have 60 cards in my hand?
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Is no one going to talk about today #MTG story? Like, now we have crazy alt universe walkers?
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Please don’t make me choose between fighting you or fighting my depression. Because I’ve known the depression longer, I can handle him later.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Y’all this season of Survivor is goated. How is there another hour left!?
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Benny Blanco’s feet will haunt me tonight.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Finished my commission. Untitled Retextured I
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Second layer done on my second commission. Before and after for comparison.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Finished this oil painting, finally. Just to do the edges and varnish it.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Last night I played a EDH game piloting my Baral deck, where I dropped Winter Moon on turn two and Rhystic Study on turn three. everyone was speechless. They were also spelless, cause I countered everything. Some looked me in the eyes and said “You are the bad guy.”
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is the worst timeline.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The new Jill Scott album is amazing, gotta pick up the vinyl this weekend.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I went to an Alicia concert on a whim cause my tech job gave me free tickets. I fully went in thinking I would only know a few songs. I knew every lyric to every song on the setlist. And then she did a sweet dreams cover at her massive circle piano. It was a good night.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Bruh, a black western steam punk science fiction story about bounty hunters? It’s as if someone tap’d directly into my brain and made this.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Look, this is not a best of all time, but a list of games that affected me the most. 1. Halo Combat Evolved 2. Red Dead Redemption 2 3. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I organized and cleaned up my Obsidian Notebook, having on my work PC great cause I can write and rewrote my campaigns over and over again.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Not my mom sending “Beyonce is the devil” click bait you tube videos.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Tonights D&D session can’t come fast enough.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Just thinking about how Jesse Jackson died before Grand Theft Auto 6.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Thee Doll House, second best stripper steak in Tampa.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
So everyone is talking about iguana pizza, but as soon as I mention wanting to know what a manatee tastes like, I’m the bad guy.
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Jumpcity @jumpcity.blacksky.app · 17/02/2026
Gator nuggets and frog legs 🔥🔥🔥
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’m covered in paint, but its going to be worth it.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sometimes I think about and miss the pre-chalupa era Taco Bell.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I walk into my dermatology appointment for a simple check up when the two cute nurses tell me to strip for my full body exam. Who am I to say no.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I have 27 decks. I track which deck was played last and rotate out. So I have a range of sweaty to not-sweaty decks.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Some say the dream SNL episode doesn’t exist.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I want to hate Kanye more, but when Ultra Light Beams starts to play I think maybe… just maybe. Then I snap to my senses.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I love the classic “I got time today…”
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 13/02/2026
Black people waiting for the new Silent Hill protagonist to take off his beanie so they can judge the hair situation
Young Thug computer meme
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My wonderful, and amazing wife made me the perfect overnight oats. Damn they are good.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Okay is #EDH night. Here are the decks I brought. How cooked am I?
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
When ever I am about to add a new card to a deck I look at the mana cost and ask my self, would I play the card on that turn. If not, then it shouldn’t take up a slot.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Cant wait to see these uncommons.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Not the Notes App statement. This needs to go back to drafts.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Doechii
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As a triple scorpio, I want to fight whoever made this.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Not me getting teary eyed and nostalgic for the new Scrubs trailer.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A lot of people ask me how I write and organize my multi year TTRPG campaigns. I primarily use three tools. >ObsidianMD (Notes and Writing) >Spotify (Playlists) >Foundry (VTT)
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Omnilingualism, Teleportation, and Flight.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why was that HGTV woman saying shit I would have heard in a Halo 2 BTB game back in 2004? It flowed so easily too, she must be constantly dropping the hard R.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I can go for some Felidar Cheese right now.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Unfortunately Tezzeret is no longer milkable.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
People just out here telling everyone they are old.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I drink one bottle of Kombucha and my stomach is trying to run away. Like damn, why is it so hard being healthy?
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I use Field Notes note books all the time, but I saw the D&D 5e edition and I had to get it.
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Zen Zooma @zenzooma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Four chapters into Operation Bounce House, and the world building is in another level.
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