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Evilzenmuppet

@zenmuppet.bsky.social
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Trying to shed some of the Bird App negativity.

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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seen elsewhere
Burn down every frat house
Fire a gun at every kegger
No trans person ever hurt me
But every frat "boy" is a raper
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Post by Tumblr user fladurblegon:  

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people. 

Hope this helps.

Additional Post by breninarthur:

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Image of Ice T saying "what the fuck" to Elmo, while replies"I know right"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Image of Wile E Coyote holding a sign that reads "Egad"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
W/alt
Alt: A few months ago a New York financier told me he had just experienced a “first”: his 2025 summer interns “were the first true AI natives I have seen”. This meant they had grown up not only among digital tech, but AI too.

So how did it go? He winced. While those wannabe masters of the universe initially seemed wildly impressive, when senior financiers later probed their ideas they found them alarmingly shallow.

Consequently this person’s company made fewer return offers and is now focusing less on graduates in science, technology, engineering and mathematics — and more humanities students instead.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Image of a Klingon from Star Trek with the text "Glory to the other franchise today!!!"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tumblr user draconym: do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

If he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Saw this on FB
Image that reads "We're really out here living the most difficult section of someone's 2075 history exam"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Screencap of a Tumblr post by user goldensunset that reads "per my last desperate howl at the heavens,"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Screencap of a Tumblr post that reads
"do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare?


if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx."
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Cartoon by Pterribly Drawn Dinosaurs of a dinosaur with a bag walking by an exploding volcano to a bus stop and saying "Well, gotta go to work"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I know Jim left Bluesky but this was spot on
Screencap from Jim Wright's Facebook:

You can't bomb a country into democracy. Can't be done. 

You can't effect regime change without occupation. Long term occupation. Moreover, you can't effect regime change, which is really societal change, without active cooperation of the population. And probably not even then given our history with this sort of thing. If you don't do that, if you don't have that, then the only thing you did was attack a country, bomb a bunch of buildings, kill a bunch of kids and the very leaders who kept warning the population you would attack them and here you are proving them right, and left a power vacuum to be filled by the most ruthless sons of bitches available.

So I ask again, what's the plan?
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Meme image of a piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with a frowny face asking "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
With alt text
It is striking that the capital offense for which both Pretti and Renee Good, who weeks earlier was shot multiple times at close range by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, were summarily executed was the crime of witness. Good was watching ICE at work from her car. Pretti was filming Border Patrol agents on the street. Both were engaged in the task that democracies assign to citizens: that of paying close attention to the workings of power. If the price of liberty is eternal vigilance, a country that inflicts the ultimate punishment on those who dare to be vigilant can no longer be free.

Watchfulness is the most dangerous form of resistance because it obstructs the Trump regime’s project of habituation. Fascism works by making the extreme normal. Habit, as Samuel Beckett has it, is a great deadener. It has been obvious since the start of Trump’s second term that he is trying to make the sight of armed and masked men with virtually unlimited powers one to which Americans are accustomed.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Here have a photo of Pedro Pascal that's not AI. Bonus: doggo! (It's not his dog AFAIK)
Photo of Pedro Pascal in a fuzzy blue shirt holding a white dog and kissing the dog on the top of its head
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Screencap of a Tumblr post that reads "what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it."
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Screencap of a text post that says "btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved."
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Not bad for my first attempt at this in 20+ years.
Photo of a loaf of homemade challah bread
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I saw this one on Tumblr the other day
btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Can I somehow block everyone who follows this account in addition to blocking them?
Screenshot of a vile account called skinny18yogurls.bsky.social
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Part of a Tumblr post:
btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I could eat an entire box of these in one sitting. I won't, because I'd get pretty sick, but I could. Especially the mint ones.
Photo of two boxes of Trader Joe's chocolate star cookies
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
With alt text.
Tim Fries, a private equity principle and analyst, doesn’t regard what Ellison is building as a media conglomerate at all, but rather an “emerging AI-powered military industrial complex.” If you believe, as Ellison does, that Americans will be better off when they are subjected to “supervision at all times,” then buying microvideo and microblogging platforms, enterprise software, streaming services, cable networks, mobile and console gaming developers, and internet publishers is just buying supervision capacity. The Ellison Family Media Empire is poised to have access, aggregation, and analysis powers over titanic swaths of time which people spend consuming networked media. This is not precisely Big Brother as George Orwell imagined it, but it’s the infrastructure out of which Big Brother might be scaled.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hell yes! #Andor #DiegoLuna
Screencap from Diego Luna's Instagram showing a photo of him and text saying "Andor" was named one of the top 10 TV shows of 2025.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This dude insulted Roxane Gay and is now calling everyone who comes after him a "c**"." Please report and block.
Screenshot of Bluesky user ira78 calling people cunts
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Pie!
Photo of a chocolate pecan pie fresh out of the oven resting on a kitchen counter.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Text of a Tumblr post that reads:
guy who watches anime: I'm a weirdo
guy who believes in the divine right if kings: I'm normal
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#libraries
Screencap of a post that reads:
Scene from "We Work In A Library" today:
New colleague to me: "Did you see the email about the book?"
Me: "... you're going to have to narrow that down for me."
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Put my hat here so I wouldn't forget it tomorrow. A witch's work is never done.
Photo of a rolling laptop bag with a black witch hat perched on the handle
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I do this all the time.
Screencap of a Tumblr post by draconym that reads:
Me: fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà-- 
(Paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
@johnrogers.bsky.social
Tumblr post from Lindsey McDonald's eyelashes that says "Fun costuming detail for Leverage: Redemption Season 4 would be for Sophie to occasionally wear jewelry that looks remarkably similar to each of the stolen Louvre pieces. The less said about it, the better"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Folks the East Room of the White House is in the main building, not in the East Wing, which is where the demolition is happening. The circle is where the East Room is (on the first floor). The X is the demolished area. The East Room is AFAIK intact.
Map of the White House with a red circle marking the East Room and a red X marking the East Wing.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Try.
Screen grab of the Indivisible Instagram which posted an image of the No Kings rally with a quote from the TV show Andor that says "We have friends everywhere"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Since the raid, Watson said she and her neighbors have only seen a few people return to the apartment building at 7500 South Shore. She said she thinks the Black people who didn’t have warrants were released, but she’s seen very few immigrants. Castro said she has heard that a couple of people were released on ankle monitors. “They went back to the building, but it was already boarded up.”

Block Club Chicago reported on Thursday that residents who were released were starting to return to the building and pick up the damage.

“The ones that are getting out are coming home to no home,” Watson said. According to her, after the raid occurred, building management stole or threw out residents belongings, including visas and important documents.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Ha! I was just there and tormenting my friends with the theme song.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Tumblr post that says "I need a day between every day to recover from the day before"
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
These things are in fact not popular, and are increasingly unpopular; for the many people who cannot subsist on content and grievance alone, it has become very difficult to ignore the reality that everything else in American life is atrophying due to the attention and resources currently being redirected to manufacturing this content. No one and nothing else matters; Trump, in his bloated imperial phase, no longer even pretends that anyone or anything else ever could.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Drawing of Wily E. Coyote holding a small sign that says "Egad."
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Photo of a set of glass elephants, including one large bookend, two blown glass ones, and two tiny ones.
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Jesus. If this is the attitude from sex therapists no wonder.
Sex is like going to the gym,” she says. “Sometimes you feel like you don’t want to do it, but you always feel better afterwards.”
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Evilzenmuppet @zenmuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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