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@zemayej.bsky.social
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Bay Area, CA📍🇳🇬 98’

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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so upset; I chipped my tooth. It's so tiny, but I feel like this is a sign that I'm dying. I threw away the fork that did this to me.
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October to January I’m locked in! Because I really hate when I gain weight in my boobs, want to grow 10 times their size🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Took the day off to lock in and clean my house because it’s for my well being. I don’t have energy on the weekend.
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I miss my mega man 🥲
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I met a white Jayla today
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A white man told me, lunch was on him today, and gave me $20.00! …..maybe I could be a sugar baby
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just got a settlement check from previous bitch ass employer! I’m up $500!
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am depressed, if I don’t want to talk on the phone, I won’t, niggas don’t even be interesting enough to be on the phone for an hour during a weekday!
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Disappointed and disgusted 😔
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When someone says I’m cuter in person, how do I suppose to take that? 🧍🏾‍♀️🫩
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michael @uueevme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i’m not. anything i deflect gonna bounce off ya backboard of a forehead anyway 💔
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Going to LA next weekend 🤪
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Saucy Santana Dancing Live at Luredmuses
ALT: Saucy Santana Dancing Live at Luredmuses
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well cyclops scared the hell outta me 😭🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Deleting Instagram is going good now, I’m playing monopoly go and reading Substacks 🧍🏾‍♀️🤓☝🏾
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TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿 @prettttystoned.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
dear diary, everyone is a fucking idiot😌
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just ate six pork buns. I’m really huge. 💀 
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You see the outfit BITCH
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Staying inside these last two weekends, is so nice and peaceful but I still haven’t been productive as I would like.
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my period came early knowing that I had a wax lined up for three weeks now I have to wait even longer to get rid of this damn bush🙄
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now I feel hugeeeee
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah 3/4 years older than me is cool but 12 years it’s just tooooo significant 😭
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love Partiful meetups, people don’t be having social medias so you gotta make the move there or hope to see them again 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can’t believe it’s been 10 years out of highschool what the hell 😭🫩 they tryna do a reunion.
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m just so done with trying 🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I tried me give up
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m going to lose this 10 pounds and be uncle waffles dancer since we go together now 😛😝
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🍒 @lalarchvs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me driving home from the Jamaican spot after they said they were outta oxtails 💔💔💔💔
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Toe nail breakage is the worst because you gotta let your shit be a stub. You just have to let it be a stub. It’s so ugly.😭😫
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can I get a hot tub!?
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Larry dropping, Steve, and Syd, it's a blessed Friday yeeeheee! 🍊🍊🍊
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Time to get my 3rd degree and put these loans on deferment 🧍🏾‍♀️
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G @jimmyconway.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve done this so many times 😭
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I feel so sloppy for falling asleep while waiting on my DoorDash order 😭
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m kind of concern, my indigestion is causing discomfort for two days now, I think I have to go to the hospital tomorrow 🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why are men with toddlers following me, go follow that baby! 🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m hosting a game night at my place tommorw , I have 25 RSVPs and 10 ppl on the waitlist. Y’all think I can fit 35 niggas in a one bedroom? 😭
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No funny shit, I need moves for next weekend in LA, my friends are not giving out good ideas. I need fine shyt and a good time. I need ocean breeze and palm trees!
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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BED STUY
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is 9:30 pm too late to phone call people? 😭
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Calling your friends and no one picks up is so humbling 😭🫪
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My boobs are getting out of hand 🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Y’all make basketball so exciting! 😀
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ughhhh everyday people coming and I got a ticket but can’t go 😭🫩
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You still have time to go to Turkey king and restore that hairline to full glory!
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I watched 8 minutes of Love island with my friends lastnight and I’m ready to skew data practice my civic duty. Mind you, I have no interest in this show but all light skin men deserve to suffer due to Klay.
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
No because why did I have to go liking somebody 6 hours away! Why California so got damn big 😭
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's not me it's my ENVIROMENT! That's why I'm single fuck nigga 🫩👊🏾
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Honoring my momma for her bday by doing a self care day and crying. 💕🫶🏾
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This nigga said g league is calling I’ll call you back 😭🫩 men are diabolical
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2piece biscuit @zemayej.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The wind was beating my ass today. But I still showed to this girl bday party but damn!
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