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Jacob Zelman

@zelmannnn.bsky.social
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- boy who's also a girl - I make music in my bedroom - he/her/she/him (go crazy and mix 'em up!) jacobzelman.bandcamp.com

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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Me and the greebster
Greebo, a fluffy tuxedo cat, lies on top of a chair that Jacob, a white person with brown hair, is sitting in. Greebo is lying at a 90 degree angle so his feet are flat against the wall behind the chair.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
(for context, I beat the False Knight on September 15th, 2019. I beat Greenpath Hornet four days later, on September 19th. In memory it always feels like it took me multiple weeks to beat Hornet, but it was about four days.)
Two steam achievements for the video game Hollow Knight. They are "test of resolve", unlocked September 19th, and "falsehood", unlocked September 15th.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
A clickhole article titled: "selfish: this man found time to build a birdhouse while jonbenet Ramsey's murder is still unsolved". Below the title is an image of a man building a birdhouse, superimposed with a photograph of jonbenet Ramsey in the bottom right corner.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Got @skatunenetwork.bsky.social's new album Death of the Heart in the mail today!!!!! The variant is gorgeous. Gonna have to get my turntable set up so I can listen to it before it's officially released on the 15th.
The album "Death of the Heart" by JER on vinyl
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I woke up from a very late nap and my @mike-eagle.bsky.social vinyl had arrived! It looks fucking gorgeous and I can't wait to spin it. Midnight Baby Forever.
The album "Neighbourhood Gods Unlimited" by Open Mike Eagle on vinyl. The vinyl disc is silver.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! I was too ashamed of my drawing skills to participate last year, so I'm proud of myself for doing it this time.
A comic titled: MAKE A TERRIBLE COMIC DAY

Panel 1: Jacob is sitting in his bed. The caption says: "I don't know what to draw"
Panel 2: A cat is sitting on a windowsill. There are vague impressions of flowers and trees outside the window. The caption says: "my cat was sitting on the windowsill for a bit"
Panel 3: a lone figure stands in the dark, illuminated by a spotlight. The caption says: "I get very self-conscious"
Panel 4: a hand holds a pen. The caption says: "of my ability"
Panel 5: a small version of the layout of the comic. The caption says: "to draw"
Panel 6: Jacob is standing with his cat sitting next to him. The caption says: "but you don't get good without first being bad. So I know I can Keep On Improving every time I draw. I'm gonna play Elden Ring now."
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Queen of lounging!
A tabby cat is curled up on a cat tree.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My @catbiteband.bsky.social vinyl is here!!!!!! And it's beautiful!!!!!!!!!! So stoked to be able to spin it.
A photo of the Catbite EP "Doom Garden" on vinyl. The vinyl is a marbled colour of orange, black, and copper.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
OAT Beverage Is Here (in select drinks)
A sign advertising McDonald's McCafe, with the text: OAT BEVERAGE IS HERE IN SELECT DRINKS
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I wonder, what was it about these lyrics, combined with footage of the situation in Guatemalan refugee camps at the time, that made YouTube want to come down on a video uploaded in 2007? I *wonder* why now?
[Verse 1]
Here comes the helicopter
Second time today
Everybody scatters
And hopes it goes away
How many kids they've murdered
Only God can say, hey

[Chorus]
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
I'd make somebody pay
[Verse 2]
I don't believe in guarded borders
And I don't believe in hate
I don't believe in generals
Or their stinking torture states
And when I talk with the survivors
Of things too sickening to relate

[Chorus]
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
I would retaliate[Verse 3]
On the Rio Lacantún
One hundred thousand wait
To fall down from starvation
Or some less humane fate
Cry for Guatemala
With a corpse in every gate

[Chorus]
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
I would not hesitate
[Verse 4]
I wanna raise every voice
At least I've got to try
Every time I think about it
Water rises to my eyes
Situation desperate
Echoes of the victims cry

[Chorus]
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
If I had a rocket launcher
Some son of a bitch would die
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I love space!!! I love the moon!!!!!
A photo of the total lunar eclipseA photo of the total lunar eclipse
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I still need to get more...
A shelf with various vinyl records, cassette tapes, and CDs. There are only six cassettes and three CDs, compared to the twenty-six vinyls.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Wrapped 2024!
From Spotify Wrapped, My Top Songs:
1. My Boy - Twin Fantasy by Car Seat Headrest
2. Washing Machine Heart by Mitski
3. Smokin Out The Window by Bruno Mars, Anderson Paak, and Silk Sonic
4. Bless the Telephone by Labi Siffre
5. Celtic Precure by KmoyFrom Spotify Wrapped, My Top Artists:
1. They Might Be Giants
2. The Beatles
3. Moxy Früvos
4. Mitski
5. AJJ
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Alternate pronunciation:
A set of stairs carpeted with denim.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
How to tell him that the xylophone is not for cats...
A fluffy tuxedo cat stands on top of a xylophone
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The benefits of having friends from university!!!
A xylophone.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A brown tabby cat is curled up in front of a heating vent.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Unfortunately the general state of wikipedia articles for the Skatalites isn't great, so I can't really confirm that the Skatalites got President Kennedy, or at least part of it from Yeh Yeh. But it seems pretty damn likely!
A screenshot from the discography section of the wikipedia article for the Skatalites. The link to the album "Ska Authentic" is coloured red.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Yeh Yeh is a latin soul song, that was originally recorded by Mongo Santamaria in *1963*
"Yeh, Yeh" (in some territories released as "Yeah, yeh, yeh") is a Latin soul tune that was written as an instrumental by Rodgers Grant and Pat Patrick, and first recorded by Mongo Santamaría on his 1963 album Watermelon Man! Lyrics were written for it shortly thereafter by Jon Hendricks of the vocal group Lambert, Hendricks & Ross.
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Jacob Zelman @zelmannnn.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
All my love to TMBW, the TMBG wiki, because this was *super* helpful! Screen Shot 2024-04-01 at 4.44.16 PM
a quote from John Linnell, in Rage, April 2002: "It was recorded by Georgie Fame, but apparently it's — we're not actually completely clear on this, but it appears that it was an instrumental before it was this Georgie Fame song, that John Hendricks, of Lambert, Hendricks & Ross, made up words to... which is something that that vocal group used to do; they would take a popular instrumental — or an unpopular instrumental — and make up crazy words to it, and I think this belongs in that category. It's definitely the case with the song 'Twisted' that Joni Mitchell covered — popularly known as 'my analyst told me'; some of you may remember. And [this] may well be the case; it sounds as if Yeh Yeh was written the same way, but sadly we're uninformed about this particular song."
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