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Zelena Sage

@zelenasage.blacksky.app
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026
As a bisexual I am offended that these dummies are doing a whole ass iphone update to get a Pride wallpaper. FIX THE KEYBOARD. THAT IS ALL WE FUCKING WANT! 😡😡😡
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
This is the song La la la la Elmo's song...
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
😭😭😭sad but true for millennials
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
Why is hell not pulling people down? They od not belong up here at all
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 24/05/2026
This is frying me because both are a fucking hell naw for me😭😭😭
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
This scam text shit has me so fucking irritated
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19/05/2026
This Country is a fucking joke
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
Frightening to see up close, I imagine
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
Such a beautiful, talented woman who deserved so much more time here. An absolute knockout with THE voice. Fuck cancer!
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
Drake doing 3 albums and Chris Brown doing 50-11 songs and a lean on the cover, all in one week to address a need that nobody had
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
Another biracial (not Drake) who owed us an album last night (he is Mexican)
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
Another biracial (not Drake) who owed us an album last night
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
Another biracial (not Drake) who owed us an album last night
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
Another biracial (not Drake) who owed us an album last night
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/05/2026
A biracial who should've dropped an album last night instead of Drake
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
Britney please do not tease us like this!
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 10/05/2026
I keep thinking baout trying this but it sounds so crazy
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
Dumb ass
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
I love this lady!
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
That is J.T Yorke!!!😭😭😭
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
Beyoncé's eyes gotta function like beer goggles cause
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
How is everybody doing?
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
Nobody: Zendaya at three different outings in one week:
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
Just shit the bed at work. How is everyone doing?
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
Soon as you see that [🗣️RESIST💁🏼‍♀️🔵🌮🌮🌮🇺🇦🌊🌊🌊] shit, it's time to block
Blocking
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 23/04/2026
What is erybody up to? Anything interesting going on?
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
Lt Gen Worth? Yes, he is.
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
Currently swapping "train" for "calzone" from that "You're waiting on a train" speech from Inception, because that is exactly who I am as a person right now.
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
Yep! Every few years I think this movie was a fever dream, only to realize my parents made me watch this to teach me a lesson!😭 I was like 5, what was wrong with them!?
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
One video I will always stop to watch is Tom Holland performing Umbrella and Zendaya was watching him like Maxine Shaw watched Kyle Barker singing Funny Valentine. Like, girl, the jig is up- we can ALL see you!🤣🤣🤣
Looking at husband material
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
hmmmm
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
NYTimes reporting on this after enabling and sanitizing and profiting from all of this is pretty fucked up.
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
So I fell in the street and tore my backside up last week. I hate that I got injured on my back, because I have to keep asking people to look at my ass. And I have to ask because I cannot see this shit when I clean & change bandages. This healing needs to hurry up...
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
I mean obviously
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
When you're quickly approaching that two week deadline you set to negotiate terms to end a beef you started, but you aren't sure where to go from here, so you just start ordering depression meals:
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 10/04/2026
This is unacceptable in a decent society to let somebody die like this! What was the doctor watching on camera supposed to do? Why does an ICU doctor working in the hospital not know where the fucking ICU bed is? What were the bitch ass nurses doing when this man was dying all fucking day?!
An on-site doctor did not visit Hylton once in the four hours after he was transferred to the ICU, the state’s report found. Instead, hospital staff members were forced to virtually confer with a remote doctor, who ordered an attending doctor to intubate Hylton after he “slid down his bed, his eyes rolled back and he became unresponsive” and vomited dark and brown matter, which indicates internal bleeding.
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But the on-site doctor got lost on his way to Hylton’s bed and was delayed 10 minutes, according to the report. He had to stop and ask a nurse for directions. Hylton was pronounced dead less than two hours after he was intubated, the report said.

Faxon’s office described Hylton in a statement as a “beloved son, fiance, athlete and friend.”
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
K-Ci and Jo Jo were really giving us some ✨VOCAL ARRANGEMENTS✨ what a time
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
🥴🥴🥴
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
She buried the lede because once you get here you realize she was never a liberal. I do not think it is even fair to identify as part of the LGBT community when she is literally just a Republican who fucks women. She clearly hates herself almost as much as she hates the LGBT community.
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
Just finished Crime & Punishment. Absolutely wild ride.
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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Anyway, what’s y’all end of the world fits? I’m going with this:
This outfit but as a woman
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