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Zeldrake

@zeldrake.bsky.social
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Splaaaaaaat You can expect retweets to be cool art, and own posts to be silly plaza shenanigans. learning japanese very poorly pfp by @stracciatella.bsky.social

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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Logic suggests this is at least once
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know what the name is in Japanese, but try "Meteor Mitt." With a specific part, you can move during it. It's really good for getting out of dangerous situations! (Sorry for the horrible image 😆)
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Introducing BOTTOMLESS BUFFET BINGO #SplatoonRaiders Is Bottomless Buffet not varied enough? Everything seems the same? Why not spice it up with arbitrary goals for an arbitrary self-satisfaction reward? Instructions: pastebin.com/LFST3Bm5 Premade downloadable boards: imgur.com/a/splatoon-r...
Bottomless Buffet Bingo Board
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Too late, whenever I see this abomination I will be referring to it as "Googly-Eyed Lilac"
an edit of the original image with googly eyes stuck on it
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think only two of Japanese players have reached floor 900+, and it's e-liter shatter this is an ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE image I'm sorry but it should hopefully give you enough to get started Sunne_Three on bird site has been keeping track of it, their bsky is maybe @sunne-three.bsky.social
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
shot pot maybe better than we thought 🤔 #SplatoonRaiders #SplatoonRaidersSpoilers
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
froze a Salty Tongue at the worst (best?) possible time sausage-lookin' thing #SplatoonRaiders
a salty tongue from splatoon raiders frozen in a very elongated cylindrical shape
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
😆
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I found this in the plaza shortly afterwards 🥺
"you forgot to booyah back" in the splatoon plaza
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You can already see the nonsense it produces in their promo screenshot here a lizard has grown some kind of antler (second from bottom in press release) when in the original screenshot the lizard is facing a completely different way. the 'feather' detail has also vanished to the shadow realm
a lizard with antlers???the original frame
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Vibe finance" is a FANTASTIC word to describe exactly the kind of skullduggery that goes on behind-the-scenes that is exactly one investor away from the entire kit and kaboodle evaporating into mist
"That and all the money's gone. Vibe finance" (money goes down)
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
splatoon names continue to make me cackle #Splatoon3 #Splatoon
Limited-Edition Fried Chicken
98 yen/100g
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
yep :(
women are cringe -> empathy is cringe -> I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality -> FULL CLOWN MODE, there's a male loneliness epidemic
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I guess Marie was right huh #Splatoon #Splatoon2 #SplatoonClips
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think this person in the comments of the article said it better than I can
discord backpedaling a hundred yards
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
🤮 If someone sent me an AI-generated letter for Valentine's I'd dump them immediately. How soulless is it to plagarise someone's work and pass that off as an expression of love? Nobody except the techbros and top execs want this...
gOoGlE tIpS aNd UpDaTe: lEt gOogLe Ai hELp cUPid tHiS vALeNtiNeS dAY
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Update: It was not worth the queue so I bailed (and this was not the first place I visited) Also hardware, aka switch 2, is excluded from the 50% off so scratch that plan
many people outside an EB Games
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
oh, and try not to forget this :)
someone out there is doing it worse than you and they're using chatgpt to do it
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
same energy XD
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Accidental perfection #Splatoon3 #SideOrder
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Tragedy in Freelance #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I love working out how to best use these spinny things (and yes I am still playing side order, it's how I fund my shiver sticker addiction /hj) #Splatoon3 #SideOrder
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It's like a three finger grip, but you add the two extra fingers for added stability 😆 Any time I tried with three fingers, I would lose too much stability and control No idea if this even has a name. Googling just gets a bunch of results about five-year-olds 😆
five fingers holding a pen
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I saw this in my plaza the eve of splatfest! It cracked me up! And it looks even funnier in full color 🤣
Shayshay's post is visible in the Splatoon plaza
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Yep sure looks like it's called "Repost" to me here on Bluesky
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have collected 10x of the only sticker that ever matters #Splatoon3 @kiora06.bsky.social
10x of the Pixel Shiver sticker from Side Order
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Well done on 10* decav!
CeilingFan is Level 647
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Tag yourself I'm shiver #Splatoon3 #SplatoonRaiders (labeled graphic media solely because could be a spoiler, does not contain anything graphic at all 👍)
Shiv: ugh I can't believe it took them three years to add kits to splatoon 3
Ian BGM: at least we got them eventually right folks
Frye: third kits get hype
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
it is a complete crack-up to me that the Amazon Prime Gaming page for Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds uses screenshots from the fan mod/expansion Expanding Fronts whoever the poor intern was that put this together they maybe should have done their research a bit better 🤣 [src in replies]
A screenshot of SWGB. But it's in a high resolution, and Geonosian Troopers and AT-M6s are visible, none of which were in SWGB:CC. Additionally, a Jet Trooper can be seen creating in the top left, which is a unit that didn't exist. Nor did these tree typesAnother screenshot. Shield bubbles are visible around the Destroyer Droids - an EF addition. The selected unit showing speed and reload time is also an EF addition
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
well done on 100 followers!! ✨ here have a goober :) draw them cuddling the plushie or smth :)
image of octoling
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
MY SMALLFRY HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY THE LITTLEST OF LITTLE GUYS
smallfry is very eager to tuck into a pile of cookies
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"ooh I need to annotate a map, what should I call my layer" (scribbles) "wait, now I need to annotate the annotation, what should I call this" (scribbles 2) "wait, now I want to try something different, what should I call this one: am I doing it right /j
Create a New Layer: scribbles 3
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you glide to the far corners of the Foyer you'll find a standable platform with a boost pad upward. Here you can see all four of Cipher's purchasable graffiti (Marina, Pearl, Callie, Marie), but also what appears to be the Octo Shot, Flooder, and... the Grizzco radio? #Splatoon3 #SideOrder
corner of foyer is standable with boost pad upward (+marina graffiti on other concealed side of column)octo shot graffitiflooder graffitigrizz radio (?) graffiti
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Jeepers I'm super late with this one 😅 Happy 590, and I guess also all 591, 592, 593, 594, 595, and 596?? You tear through these so quickly 😮 ✨
ceilingfan is level 590. not level 596
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
You are too, Shay 💙
Shay's art appearing in the splatoon plaza
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
How many of you knew you could do this? 🤔 #splatoon3 #splatoonclips #sideorder
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
incredibly satisfying booyah bomb 🙏 #splatoon3 #splatoonclips #sideorder
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
this truly was a Nintendo Netcode Moment #splatoon3 #splatoonclips
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The Battle of the Rainmaker Podium ⚔️ I like the part where we all run for the rainmaker at the same time 😆 #Splatoon3 #SplatoonClips
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Everyone talks about kraken's invincibility being OP, but am I the only one who gets knocked back to high heaven and can't accomplish anything with the special? 😭 #splatoon3 #splatoonclips
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Yeah, you're able to filter a tag by posts from a user with that tag which is a great way to see all the art in one place!
Showcase of the right click option which says "See #Splatoon3 posts by user"
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I also saw this, which made me think on similar lines. It seems you don't stand alone 😊
I'll leave POLITICS out when my IDENTITY isn't considered POLITICS! there is no neutral
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Well it looked like that worked! I think this is even one of the 'high-priority' spots (if there is even is an algorithm behind it all - splatoon plaza truly is the most mystical of social medias!)
The post from Kaybee is visible in the plaza
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
That you are! (I did my rank-up battle, are you proud)
CeilingFan is Level 568!
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Here's a pic of them I quickly grabbed off the Switch 😭
A picture of Zeldrake's OC. They have headphones, a colorful purple-cyan-black jacket, and some snazzy shoes in a lighthearted pose
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
HELP YOUTUBE KNOWS
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
That you are!
I'M LEVEL 558!
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
but that's the inherent joy of splatoon, all sorts of lives from kid to adult get pulled into the colorful game, and you see little windows into all sorts of lives in the plaza art see also:
seeing back to school posts is jarring as an alcoholic adult
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Just in time for Big Run! What was your high score?
CeilingFan: I'm Level 544!
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Zeldrake @zeldrake.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
splatoon plaza art truly is humanity at its most raw form, it's a window into everyone's life around you #Splatoon3
Marie feet brought to you by some random Pixiv artist 
+ Japanese that I can't read
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