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i was trying to think of what mine was and yes, it's this

If they lose Texas in any capacity I bet they will not accept it. The courts will be awash in lawsuits and damn near every single member of the GOP will turn up the heat on their election denial/voter fraud rhetoric so much they'll sound exactly like Trump when talking about it.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 7h

Whenever someone follows me I'm like don't worry about it, this platform won't show you anything I post anyway

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 22h

this is the kind of rooster that would appear in a Marlboro ad if they made Marlboro ads for roosters

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me sharing a video that's rising to the stratosphere on YouTube here doesn't make any sense (cuz as far as this site is concerned i have effectively 0 followers) but howabout i do anyway

youtube.com

The oil apocalypse is here

YouTube video by Max Fisher

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yesterday I played a roguelike and I enjoyed myself. And that made me cry. For a long time I didn't like them at all. But over the past little while I've learned how deep-seated my inadequacy and perfectionism are and I've been working on that. Being able to enjoy a roguelike means I'm healing ❤️

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Legit do not believe he has any receipts to verify that "8-10x" - people can believe they're going faster when actually they aren't. And even if THEY are, the work tends to move somewhere else in the organization.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

can I hire you to set manageable goals for me

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

with Democrats like these, who needs Republicans?

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

and let's not forget California pulling out of the lawsuit that was holding up the Paramount merger.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hey, YouTube, thanks for the new, less space and time efficient content page. so thoughtful.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

apparently i have 700+ followers. so why does it always feel like i'm shouting into the void?

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Their slogan at the bottom is the icing on the cake.

"We're on a mission to keep commerce human" Etsy said, through gritted teeth

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Time to boycott Etsy. They force you to use an LLM for customer service and it literally "I can't do that Dave"d me.

Etsy bot: Understood.

What would you like me to send as your case message? Please keep it to 300 characters or less and include the key details about the missing order.

Me: "Seller never shipped. Contacted them 4 days ago, they apologized. Tried contacting today and the message bounces back. Also stop forcing me to use LLMs you goobers, everyone hates this crap."

Etsy: Here’s a version I can use that fits the limit:

Seller never shipped the order. I contacted them 4 days ago and they apologized. I tried contacting them again today, but the message bounced back. The estimated delivery date has passed and I still haven’t received the order.

Is this okay to send?

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this is the bigger fuck up. this is the one that BlueSky (and everyone else) should be talking about.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Strength through unity, unity through cardboard."

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i don't hurt women. i don't sexually assult women. i listen to and believe women. and you know what, boys? that's the bare fucking minimum.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

do y'all see how much better it is to just to this than resort to sloppifying your message? do you see?

Abdul El-Sayed shared a fundraising pitch on Bluesky with a shitty, self-made graphic and it's so wholesome and genuine and works just fine.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

push it enough it'll agree to fucking anything.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

currently gathering kindling to help them do it.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i've been dealing with a window leak for a week. 30 mins after getting that resolved, suddenly the roof starts leaking.

static.klipy.com

Kenneth Parcell Overwhelmed and Happy Crying

ALT: Kenneth Parcell Overwhelmed and Happy Crying

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

when her mouth closes I swear I can hear the cartoony sound it made

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

maybe Romney still has a few binders kicking around that you could look through

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ok ok the Jack Smith thing was a fun schadenfraude moment with that masterpiece of a self-own but can we like, move on, please lol it's not that deep, folks.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And they could without even losing any sleep over the amount

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How much of a dunce (or a creep (or both)) do you have to be to actually believe that's what happened

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"by Kara Swisher" lololololololololol

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"You guys aren't gonna believe this. You know that thing you hate? Well guess what? Now it does even more of that thing you hate! You gotta try it!"

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"No data centers - except from the company that paid me directly." I know she is unlike the Cheeto in Chief in pretty much every other way but... do we not see how Trumpian that is?

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*sister adds this unconsidered concern to the list, crosses it off*

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

and i can only imagine what message those who have survived SA got from that

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Elon's real genius, it turns out, is thinking of technologies that are super useful for harrassing women

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

and i long to return to the days when we can. having to discuss "AI" every other dinner table talk is fucking exhausting.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'm afraid to look up whether or not that's already slang for something.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this presentation makes it all seem so soothing, like options you might choose at a luxury spa

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it occurs to me that this sentiment is part of the play these companies are trying to make. get you hooked on the new designer drug. which makes sense, Facebook had the same mindset. and i know that for at least some programmers it's working.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

and i suppose the less people listen the more often it needs to be said.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the misalignment of the text and icons on those buttons that nobody gave a shit about before shipping it is so fucking on brand.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tax wealth, not work. punish greed, not need. (yeah i decided i'm gonna be the guy that responds with this whenever appropriate and sometimes even when it's not.)

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if this is performance art then bravo to the lady because the end product legitimately looks like shit.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i would like to gently point out that if you are using generated slop to protest the regime you have not understood the assignment.

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Vibe-coded ass website is what

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Zelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If only Dukakis had thought of that excuse

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