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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

In the ongoing debate on whether Lucifer can harm sinners indirectly... Lucifer fire-hosed Alastor with champagne. #hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Baxter and Emily confirmed unspecified but not straight? Adam(you're dead, go home), Abel (poor Peter) and Niffty all have black/white streamers on their wands. Baxter and Emily have rainbows. Also, Adam but no Lute? #hazbinhotel #hazbin_pride_merch #hazbin_baxter #hazbin_Emily

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Alastor's 'I thought you'd be taller' jabs were 100% just to rile Lu up. I knew it was Mostly about pissing Lu off, but nope it's 100% trolling. Rosie straight up had a statue of the Morningstar family in the middle of Cannibal Town and Lu is barely taller than pre-teen Charlie. #hazbinhotel

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

#hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart It's been a while since I've had a minute to draw anything. Here's Alastor having a rare quiet moment.

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

One of the irksome things about age discrimination in film and TV, is that when they make the love interest of so many men ~20 years younger, I never know if the lingering shot on the photo on jaded detective's desk is supposed to be a dead wife or an estranged daughter.

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Looking at the Valentine's Day card and having a thought; Everyone had a card, except Lucifer. If it was cards from S.O.'s Alastor wouldn't have one. If it was 'make yourself a card' (odd), Lucifer would. Did Lucifer make e/o Valentine's Day Cards? #hazbinhotel #appleradio #maybe?

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Random Hazbin thought: what if Niffty is so set on finding a 'bad boy' because when she was alive, anytime she asked for help with her husband she was told that he was a 'good man'. #hazbinhotel #niffty

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Definitely very late to this party, but the most 'suspend your disbelief'/'don't crash the fun-train' part of Pose is the insane yet recurring idea that Blanca doesn't 'pass'. Are we looking at the same woman?! In what world is she getting clocked?! #Pose #MJ_Rodriguez #Blanca_Evangelista

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

"Anyone who finds live in Hell can do anything baby." Vaggi, what are you talking about? You fell in love with literally the first person you met in Hell. #hazbinhotel

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

59 out of 60 base cards (freakin' Man's Best Friend my ass) 0 out of 6 secret rares. And a veritable mountain of dupes later... Do I have a problem? Maybe. Am I looking for a solution? Nope! #hazbinhotel #season2tradingcards

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Hazbin fic thought: Alastor, in his own dickhead way, helps Charlie navigate the trauma of being biracial 'passing'. Listening to friends insult half your heritage. Thinking of yourself as two halves never as a whole. #hazbinhotel #alastor #charliemorningstar #fic_prompt

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Were the exorcists made for the exterminations? And if they were, does that mean Vaggi is technically only 7 years old? #hazbinhotel #vaggie #vaggi #hazbin_hotel_random_thought

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I need Al's skills as a radioman shown. Not weather updates & song intros, but radio dramas. Make him pen the best soaps of his day or be a master foley artist. S/o interrupts a 'torture' sesh & finds him alone with 3 yds of rubber tubing, a vat of jello & 15 stalks of celery #hazbinhotel #alastor

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The only thing more unsettling than Alastor when he's trying to be creepy is Alastor when he's genuinely excited about something. #hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Since we know from Adam and the Exorcists that "Heavenly" doesn't mandate nice, kind, or non-violent, here's an alt take on redeemed!Alastor. Just in case Peter needs backup at the gates. #hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Some alternative looks, because Alastor died when he was like 33. He's allowed to wear something other than a suit and bowtie. #hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Ah, I think I found the problem. Bad Vox, no more cocaine for you. #hazbinhotel #season2 #vox

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Cross Beaux @crossbeaux.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

My partner @zelaznyharper.bsky.social made me this fantastic minion plush to cuddle and obey my Alastor babies (and protect Husker). Get yourself a partner who knows when you've been feeling like your world is imploding, you need a minion plush. I love you V 💜💜

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

...Was Alastor eating the loan sharks in S1 actually the kinder option? Sure he fully ate them, but they're sinners, they'll 'pull themselves together'. The alternative was to let Vaggie fight them. Armed with an angelic spear. Fully double-dead. #hazbinhotel #alastor #vaggie #randomthought

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Just a poor Southern boy, with no time for your racism and no cares for your gender norms. #hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Is Lilith the only human to not be affected by 'The Apple'? She and Lucifer gave it to Eve, who gave it to Adam, and all of humanity are their offspring. But did Lilith ever take a bite herself? #hazbinhotel #randomthoughts #lilithmorningstar #lucifermorningstar

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Possible Velvette-makeover "Nasty Old Deer Fucks get pants when they earn pants" #hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

S2 thought: Do Sinners actually know Lucifer can't hurt them? Seeing that he didn't hurt Vox and assuming it's because he couldn't hurt Vox seems like a pretty big leap in logic. Like all he really needs is a half decent PR team. Velvette? #hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #season2

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Pls stop letting Vaggi advise the Morningstars?! Season 1: Chalie,you don't use your 'Princess of Hell' status enough, go tell Valentino what's up. Season 2: Lucifer, you should go put the fear of 'The King of Hell' into that growing mob of sinners. Season 3: Lilith, 'Queen of Hell...' #hazbinhotel

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

How is Alastor using Vox to break his deal being a double-dealing manipulator?Rosie made a deal that required her to keep him the strongest sinner & she failed to uphold her end of the deal. If anyone is a manipulator it's her for milking 1 favor for 90+ years. #hazbinhotel #season2 #alastor #rosie

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Question: Now that his deal is done, can Alastor stop smiling now? Not 'WILL he?', but 'CAN he?'. #hazbinhotel #alastor #season2

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Oooof. Bad thought in 2x08: Alastor called Shock.wav Vox's dog. Alastor almost got killed by a hunting dog. Again. #hazbinhotel #alastor #season2spoilers

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Everyone breaks under torture eventually, but angel blood makes your teeth holy weapons and you'd rather eat your own tongue than be forced to betray his trust. #hazbinhotel #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #based_on_a_tumblr_post #tw:gore #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Lucifer accepts his role as High King of Hell, leaving Alastor the role of Sin of Pride and Governor of the Pride Ring. Satan finally gets to be the Chair of the Sins meetings. #hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Today in 'I don't know how to sew but I have a masters in ADHD related procrastination': the start of Poppet Minion #2. I don't know why, but his name is Splodge. #hazbinhotel #not_fanart Also, yes, I have a doggo and no, I will not dust.

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My take on what kind of 'too on the nose' rings Lucifer and Alastor might get each other. Also a blank of their hands if anyone else wants to play (and also hates drawing hands) #hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #radioapple #appleradio #fanart

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Sometimes you're a character, sometimes you're the whole damn fairytale. Aka Alastor can contain multitudes, as a treat. Aka, complicated characters aren't a sign of a depraved author, they're a test of your ability to think. #hazbinhotel #alastor #fanart #littleredridinghood

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🧿Zelany🧿 @zelaznyharper.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

So if Lilith 'missed' 725 calls, and 38 are Charlie and 687 are Lucifer, does that mean she'll answer calls from anyone else or does it mean no one else tries to call her? #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelrandomthoughts #lilith #lucifermorningstar #charliemorningstar

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