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frontend performance girlie ⚡️ climbing, cooking, code, crosswords & cog sci 👩🏼‍💻 she/they 🌿 all cats are beautiful 😻

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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Information Architecture for the World Wide Web”
Information Archtecture from Oreilly, on the sidewalk next to a plate that says “communications”
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
little death is that you??
Photo of a box of Maldon salt, including a concentric squares graphic, rotated 45 degrees
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I might not have a job but TINY PEPPERS!
Small green bell peppers next to scissors for scale. The peppers are around 1/4 the length of the scissors
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Update!
Plant hath flowered into a fuzzy burgundy striped bloom
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
plant is giving real audrey two vibes wish me luck
Picture of a small cactus in a terra cotta pot with a big yet-unbloomed flower bud
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
!!!!
Screenshot of the website header showing outdated aqua-style buttons, conferring a y2k look to the website
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy Passover from Claude Code!
Screenshot of Claude Code with the "thinking" spinner saying "Leavening"
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Screenshot of terminal text saying "Yeah, the agent hallucinated those." on top of the Tim Robinson "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Screen grab from the Making Fiends web comic of a small blue girl using a giant purple brush to brush a very large red cat
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Pot, kettle
Screenshot of Claude saying “it’s just a dumb robot making bad guesses”
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
spoiler alert: it's not her
Screenshot of Google search results, saying
AI Overview
Yes, the dancer and actress Maddie Ziegler has started a new career as a crossword constructor, with her work published in various newspapers and online platforms, including The New York Times. As an attorney, she also constructs crosswords for publications like Defector and The Wall Street Journal.
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
At chinatownjs.nyc listening to a talk about the history of BoroJS. How nostalgic! And oh look it’s me on the slides!
Picture of a slide being presented with a woman (me) spraying a spray bottle Picture of a slide with me on it being presented Picture of a slide being presented with a screenshot of the old BrooklynJs website
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
me at the coop this morning
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
After almost 6.5 years, today was my last day at Slack! 🥲 I’ve grown so much as an engineer, leader, and human since joining, leading projects from desktop autocomplete to frontend performance. Today is quite a bittersweet day but I’m looking forward to what’s next! 💖
Photo in front of the NYSE from when Slack went publicSelfie in front of a poster of Cal HendersonPhoto of the old Slack logo affixed to a glass window taken from inside
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
it seems ive peaked
Screenshot of dating app saying “Hey Ben! What’s something cool you’ve learned recently?” followed by “Hey Jenna, we’ve actually met before and you used this same opening line”
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
apparently the guggenheim has opinions on observability strategy!
Text on a museum wall with the header “Events” before “Performance”
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
wow they are really starting them early, huh
Screenshot of TV programming on the Babyfirst channel that says “Play time with Al” but it looks like “Play time with AI”
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
🎶 The closer I am to undefined 🎶 💖 JavaScript Barbie! 💖
Photo of woman with high ponytail, glasses, and magenta lipstick wearing a jean vest with code-related pins over a pink shirt with equations, holding a laptop with stickers
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
In honor of 1989 (TV) day, one of my favorite slides from my last talk on Slack’s perf approaches 🌳
Codemods
Performance problems can be detected and fixed at the AST level?!
- “Hoisting" static unstable props being passed to children
- Re-writing prop calculations in a way that facilitates memoization
- Replacing unstable empty values with constants like EMPTY OBJECT

Remember when props failed equality?
I wrote code, I said "I'm making you free" The monsters turned out to be just trees
Amazing what you can do with an AST
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
queen bee shit
Screenshot of Spelling Bee game where he first and only word found is “dong”
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[object Object] @zeigenvector.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
honk if you like python print statements
Photo of a blue car with a license plate that says PEP 214
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