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I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die English is still my fifth language(that is what having real schools is like) What is your excuse?

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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't worry, the rest will get their turn too. Until then they shall sit on their chairs and wait
Pictures showing a drawing of a Judas Cradle in use with a man sat on top of it, fastened to the pyramid shaped seat, the pointy top up his ass, with weights tied to his arms and legs, forcing him down on it over time.

Also picture is an actual Judas Cradle
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stop censoring things!
More up to date version of Charles Kirketh

(Photoshopped in is a gunshot wound to the neck)
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just a silly fun fact I was thinking about the other day and decided to turn into a little image.
A photoshopped image showing two screenshots, on the top is Night City from the videogame Cyberpunk 2077, and below it is an image of Paleto Bay from the video game Grand Theft Auto 5.

Text over the images reads "Fun Fact: Same Location"

Morro Bay California is the location in real life for both of these fictional places.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I just feel like the characters look weird compared to the original" Right right, of course, because you never actually played the original and your opinion is told to you by some "influencer" who is half your age on Youtube or Reddit. "The faces just look weird" And they totally never did before
Lake Scientist from the original version of Ocarina of Time looking like something only a preacher would describe as coming right out of hell (if you believe any of that biblical nonsense is real, of course)The "Granny" who brews Link a fancy blue potion in Ocarina of Time, seen with a squished face, lony pointy ears and a long pointy noes. Sitting in a wheelchair that has spikes extending out from the wheels.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Weird to think about that this is also Paleto Bay from GTA V
A daytime shot of part of Night City from the video game Cyberpunk 2077. Showing a highway on the left side with cars driving in both directions and the city itself lit up by the sun but the Neon signs somehow still showing the character of the city for what it is
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"I can't believe they didn't fall for our "inspired" statements!" meanwhile
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Close-up anime-style face with long orange-brown hair, glowing white eyes, and a shadowed expression, creating an eerie, ominous mood.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Also REALLY love that The Thing is part of the family
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Even with 2019 graphics it still looks better than in real life
Screenshot from the video game The Division 2, showing the reflecting pool in Washington DC in a very poor state
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same
Vibrant in game screenshot of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag Resynced showing a waterfall causing a rainbow to show up. Palm trees seen slightly to the right side of the image.

The photomode settings have been adjusted so the rainbow colors pop way more than normal
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sir Andrew Maxwell "Andy" Dwyer from the show Parks and Rec looking uncertain. The text reads, "I don't know how to count and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yup yup yup
Screen grab from imdb showing that the Director for Zathura is: Jon Favreau
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Looks like he's made in the same factory as Fetterman
Pictured: a Bozo clown inflatable childrens punching bag in the shape of Steven Cheung and John Fetterman
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yeah playing it recently on my N64, it has not aged well due to how drastically the standards have changed. Still a fun time, but good lord. The box art still makes me chuckle though
Split image: Left shows the "GoldenEye 007" Nintendo 64 game cover, actor Pierce Brosan is holding his pistol in front of his face causing his hand to make it look like the right side of his mouth is way too long. 

Right displays a simplistic drawing of what the box art looks like due to this goof
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
That's all I see. I do not apologize for the photoshop!
A photoshopped version of the Masters of the Universe image circulating on the internet showing Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man. 

All edited to have a shoddly made, by me, "subtitle" window from Final Fantasy 12 on it with the line that reads

"I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Here's a picture of literally the only type of industry plants that exist in the real world. Not pictured: The weird version drama-influencers, who all deserve severe depression and access to a gun and letting nature takes it's course, have thought up in their heads.
Show in the image:
A open office space with people developing video games.
Circled in said are actual plants, in the industry.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He needs to go back to his day job of being punched You can tell it's him in the image by the shape
An image of a Bozo The Clown childrens punching "bag"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh my god I did that tough and hard thing too.
A list of games showing persons personal choices, so don't get your buttplugs stuck on whiny bitch mode if you don't agree. Just jump off the nearest tall thing and relax as you float

Favorite: Assassin's Creed: Black Flag
Best Story: Alan Wake II
Favorite Art Style: Persona 5(Royal)
Biggest Personal Impact: Tetris
Best Combat: The Division 2
Overhated: Horizon: Forbidden West
Overrated: Half-Life 2
Needs a Remake: Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Criminally Overlooked: UNBEATABLE
Favorite Protagonist: John Marston from Red Dead Redemption
Favorite Antagonist: Higgs from Death Stranding 2
Best Soundtrack: Tetris Effect
Best Multiplayer: Final fantasy 14(despite solo'ing that whole thing, not interacting with the fandom because, ugh, yuck)
Not Usually My Thing, but...: Slay The Spire
Turn My Brain Off: The Division 2
Best with Friends: Nothing
Best "Retro" Game: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Zaxxon
Game Everyone Should Play: UNBEATABLE
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Surely they meant Duplo Mats, right? Just to try and keep the big humanoid putrification process distracted
Image showing 4 different colored Duplo Mats
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
IYKYK
Red and White Umbrella logo with text that reads
"UMBRELLA CORPORATION
OUR BUSINESS IS LIFE ITSELF"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you put enough time in, at least you can pretend!
Image taken from Monster Hunter Wilds showing the Layerd Armor version of the Palico Head Gear on a Hunter
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Science checks out on this one
Text reads
Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I installed Unhook to my browser and it just lets me do all kinds of nice things to Youtube, make it way less ass(but it's YT so at the end of the day it's still complete ass) I'll even post an image of some of the options it has on there.
An image for the browser extension known as Unhook which lets you toggle annoying crap on/off on Youtube
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sorry, I had to.
The words "Adult Baby Gamer Losers"
In the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And now people are acting surprised to the fact that Fetterman of all people swings back and forth. Guys, please, for the love of christ. Use your brains. Of course he would. He's shaped like this, it's his entire purpose
Picture, A blue haired, big red-nose having, rounded column shaped inflatable clown punching bag
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You already spoiled the most horrific and scary thing!
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It won't. His cremation will just look like Jokers from one of the Batman games.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It's hiding in the kitchen. It's in disguise, but I have it on good authority that it looks like this
Pictured: A grater

Nothing fancy
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Like if this pops up and you hit OK, the launcher closes because it "Crashed" and your game, whatever it is, shuts down too. But if you do NOT hit OK and just drag the always-on-top window somewhere off screen? You can keep playing. The "OK" button is what shuts it all down.
Image showing the pop-up window claiming the Ubisoft Connect launcher must shut down because of an unrecoverable Error.

However if you don't click the "OK" Button, you can keep playing your game
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Uncanny
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I like this part, this is *checks notes* the same person?
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Don't let that get you down! Just reminds me of this post I saw some time ago.
Image of a post that explains a silly game development thinking process.

"The game I've been working on for months is exactly the same as a game I just discovered today. What do I do?" the topic reads.

"Hi all, I've been working on a little project in Godot since about October. The idea was a bullet-hell rougelike, sort of like Enter the Gungeon, but with a spell system like Noita, where players can get upgrades to change the behaviour of their projectiles. I know the idea isn't exactly original, but i thought it was a neat spin on things, and pretty feasible for a novice developer like me. I've gotten pretty far, and the game is nearly feature complete. today, out of curiosity, I had a look through Godot's newsfeed on Steam, and found the game "Gunforged". It is remarkably similar to the project I have been working on, to the point where Steam even compares it to Noita and Gungeon specifically on the store page. What do I do? I'm worried my game will be seen as just a ripoff, despite the fact that I hadn't even heard about this other game until today."

The developer of Gunforged then pops in with a little reminder and a good tipe.

"Hey, I'm the creator of Gunforged! I would say don't be discouraged. There's plenty of room to do Gunforged better than I did, especially if you can do something unique. but even just improving my game's deficiencies can set you apart enough to sell some copies.

If you like your idea then keep going!"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'll make a mod and he's gonna show up in this!
Pictured:
A yellow 1959 Messerschmitt KR200 cabriolet
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Reminds me of the Project Mars City Doom 3 casemod someone was doing back before most people on Bluesky were even alive. the build process is still online too www.thebestcasescenario.com/forum/showth...
The right side of a modded PC case inspired by the video game Doom 3. The cas shows the exterior of an elevator going from the surface of Mars and into the facility itself. All kinds of crazy details showing, vents blowing out steam and everything
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Done
A shoddy photoshopped image showing Rahul as a literal plant, in the gaming industry.

The Text box reads 
"Hah, they don't even know I'm spying on them.
Idiots."
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Frick. That means my time is gonna be harder, but, I will do it!
A controller/fight pad themed around the game Divekick, showing only two buttons due toe Divekick only using two buttons. 
One to Dive
One to Kick
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Is it this kid?
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Screen from one of the trailers for a Jason Bourne movie.

Character saying "Jesus Christ, that's Christmas Morn"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It's kind of wild
A photoshopped image of the wedding of Trump and Putin from the point of view of the 350 Million Americans who were in attendance and did nothing at to stop it, as they all basically wanted this, it seems.

Or else someone would've done something about it, you would imagine. But nope, they absolutely all wanted this, they're just never gonna admit that out loud
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hopefully this will do!
Photoshopped version of America and Russias wedding.
After Russia made America their big ol' bitch again.

350 Million Americans in attendance and they did nothing to stop it as per usual, so they are by proxy also Russias bitches, hence "America"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
They should've done the trick better
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Really, the only face cover you are allowed when kidnapping kids off the streets for your pedophile president is this nice plastic bag Also, remember Manhunt? and Manhunt 2? and how everyone was like "Man, it's so censored" Only if you lived in boring countries. Same with that The Punisher game.
A kill from the game Manhunt that shows the protagonist suffocating a horrible criminal with a plastic bag. The bag showing that the criminal is trying to breathe, as evident by the bag being sucked into his mouth.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I fixed it for them.
Image showing Inspector Gadget with Gadgets popping out of his hat and him holding a magnifying glass in his left hand
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
That's like the Xbox App on PC that wants you to upgrade to Ultimate instead of PC Game Pass He's the last backseat gaming person I wanna play with!
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I still cannot unsee the accidental "weird looking batman" after a friend said "wait a minute" and told me about it. The sleeve of the jacket making it look like the cowl with the little ears and then the cape swooshing in the wind.
A cropped version of the Album art for LCD Sound Systems "This Is Happening" showing a goofy, totally made up, version of Batman.
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The Venn Diagram says yes
Pictured:

A Perfect Circle
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Follow Jacksons plan, it's a good plan
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Image of King George from Hamilton

Lyrics to his deranged psycho ex-boyfriend sounding song "You'll be back" have been changed

They read:
"Welcome back. Told you so. Time to grab you by your camel toe"
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"look at this scene that I used AI to make 60 fps" And make it look terrible, congrats. All you've done is just become the "restored a painting of Jesus" person. Your video sucks
Infamous "restoration" of a painting of Jesus
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Ze @zeforgotten.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You're telling me the guy who looks like Emil from RoboCop has a group called "Roach Ranch" ? And I mean this version of Emil
Pictured: Asmo... oh nevermind, it's Emil Antonwsky from the movie RoboCop.

Hard to tell the difference
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