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@zefieunderscore.bsky.social
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avatar from Analogue: A Hate Story. Banner from UNBEATABLE. I am an entire 30 years old She/Her, Bun/Buns

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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It took me like 1.5 hours to mostly solve Al Bhed but ffx is gonna make me wait 60 hours until it'll show up neatly on the screen.
Discord message from Zefie
. Eh dra myht frana   pumdc uv mekrd emmisehyda dra pmylgacd hekrd Fedr Macalania pareht dra vuindr bemmyn oui cekrd muug hud 
. In  the  land  where   bolts    of   light    illuminate    the  blackest night  With  Macalania behind the fourth    pillar    you sight   look    not

uh dra mavd pid uh dra nekrd.
on  the  left   but   on the  right



confirmed:
y -> a

guesses:
d -> t       r-> h     a -> e


o -> y          u -> o          i -> u         n -> r

f -> w         h -> n

v -> f?    e -> i?     b -> p?   m -> l?   k -> g?    g -> k?   p -> b?

fyed -> wait?
cunno -> sorry?
oui -> you?
ouin -> your?
Oui fyhd du rayn ykyeh? -> You want to [hear?] again?
Suja ed! Kad du fung, essateydamo!  -> Mo[v?]e it! Get to, immediately!
bemmyn -> pillar?
emmisehyda -> illuminate?
pmylgacd -> blackest? 
(edited)
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Found another funny stealth cheese, I forgot "tall" grass hides you, and found out that picking up rocks pauses the alert timer, neat.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love unintended solutions so much aaaaaaa I wish the game wasn't so incredibly on rails aaaaaaa
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
COMPLETE FINAL FANTASY 10 VICTORY
ff7 rebirth sphere grid
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Intergrade is extremely cute but does not do great in its hashtag important hashtag epic story moments, but that post-credits scene is so adorable...... Extremely disappointed that save import isn't real for rebirth, I miss save import so much.
A truck with a faintly-visible chocobo is riding towards the camera on a desert road, a few abandoned remnants of machinery in the background. Tifa and Aerith ff7 remake are standing quite prominently near the camera, making a hitchhike sign.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I finished ff7 btw video games can be like, really really beautiful
Clouds breaking around the city of Midgar.Tifa sitting on a water tower, looking at the stars. Please insert disc 2.A standing yellow frog with a zzz icon above their head.Interior of a daub(?) house with brick flooring, an old man is sitting at the table with a cup and his dog. Cloud is also there, sadly.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was storing all my junk in Parvati's house when the doors locked and I didn't feel like reloading my save.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Finally I can take my daughter on errands
Quaver UNBEATABLE strapped to a backpack strapped to a bike with the worst side lighting imaginable.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love this guy he should be the don.
Black and white movie shot, several wise guys are standing in the lobby of a fancy hotel. One of the goons points offscreen and says "Hey!"Fancy banner reads "Welcome delegates, 10th annual convention, friends of Italian opera" Subtitles read "Friends of Italian Opera - that's us!"Back to the wise guys, one of them seems amused but most importantly the bigshot looks over at his goon like he's the world's biggest idiot.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A discord monologue. 
"Zefie: I have an inkling that his attack pattern only advances when you hit him.
Yeah."
Then a screencap of FF7, with the death animation of Midgarsormr
Followed by "no items and not even a third of a level
HE RESPAWNS?"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think this should be illegal.
Portrait of anime boy Rolan from Granblue saying "That's a big problem if true."
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tried to pick things which aren't superpopular so it's 99% vns
9 STEAM GAMES I WANT TO SPREAD
along with steam banners for the games:
The Moon Looks Beautiful Tonight: Definitive Edition,
of the Devil,
UNBEATABLE,
Ascension: Transition and Silver,
Silver, 
Atelier Ayesha: The Alchemist of Dusk DX, 
Heaven Will Be Mine,
PASSENGER x PRINCESS: NO HOPE // MUST DIE, and
Umineko When They Cry - Question Arcs.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Everyone just keeps irl-ing me
A crop of a ttrpg sheet listing 4 identities, Dangerous and Wired in standard black font, with Clingy and Queen! written in pink.
Also tags, all in pink: Enamored with the Void, Princess, Siren Song, In Heat!, and Prey.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
10 minutes in and I found a skip, I love video games
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The girlframers are attempting to advance their allegations against me through the game, this should be illegal.
A character sheet, listing 3 Identities in black: Dangerous, Programmed, and Wired, as well as Clingy in pink.
Also 4 Tags in pink: Enamored with the void, Princess, In Heat!, and Prey.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you would please consult the graph #zefxiv
A chart conveying the completeness of the healer classes, with most of them improving at different paces until hitting the "real class" line at around level 60 to 80, while White Mage lies completely flat until 76 and then shoots straight up into it.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
thing post
A grid of video games titled About Me: Video Games

Favourite Game: UNBEATABLE
Best Story: Danganronpa 2
Favourite Art Style: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Biggest Personal Impact: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Best Combat: Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator (2)
Overhated: Dark Souls II
Underrated: Evolve Stage 2
Overrated: Getting Over It
Needs a Remake: Nothing
Criminally Overlooked: Toren
Favourite Protagonist: Silent Hill 3
Favourite Antagonist: Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail
Best Soundtrack: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors
Best Multiplayer: Starcraft (Brood War)
Not Usually My Thing But...: The Last Remnant
Turn My Brain Off: Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?!
Best With Friends: Monster Hunter Portable 3rd HD Version
Best Retro Game: Quake
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Silver
Game Everyone Should Play: Umineko no Naku Koro ni
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I've been diagnosed with yandere
My uma personality is still in love
Extraversion triangle, conscientiousness circle, openness circle, agreeableness triangle, emotional stability x, autism spectrum 9.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Insane levels of yuri in the first few minutes of the variant. After Fyrgeim's line she giggles at herself like "haha ma'am she is eating me out." #zefxiv
A Roegadyn woman with short hair and a cute apron is waving at someone off-screen, while a pink-haired catgirl in a gleaner's outfit stares at her.Fyrgeim: You see, where most would hesitate to eat something upon first sight, Nazqha will gladly gulp, slurp, or chomp it down. All in the name of knowledge—or so she claims!The catgirl is taken aback, still staring at the now off-screen Fyrgeim.Y'nazqha: Yes, er... I am...very thorough.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Got sent to a new job for basically no reason and the chair downgrade is actually crazy.
A proper ergonomic office chair, I think somewhere in the 400 to 500 bucks range.An all white, all plastic child-sized chair with no armrest that wouldn't look out of place in a kids hospital waiting area in the 90s.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I forgot how much she's literally just anime fighter Ganondorf 🥹🥰 (I forgor sound edition)
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
:serrasmug:
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Relatively confident this helps with disconnections after about 2 weeks of using it and wow, the dualsense connector is stupid
A picture of the back of a blue dualsense. A piece of cardboard has been wrapped around the back of the controller, held in place with a hairband. The usb cable is presumably going through a cut-out in the cardboard.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
pov your friend posts a train so you log on for the first time in weeks #zefxiv
A video game chatbox reading "This world is experiencing congestion. Characters from other Worlds cannot visit at this time." in red several times
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think you should play kolulu.itch.io/senescence
A very helpful himecut robot with its leg torn off is standing in an untidy room, saying "Bimbos help by being cute though right? So it's a-oh-kay! ☆"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Crazy that the movie even directly contains a definition for the term.
A screencap of a black-and-white movie. The same woman but a different man are standing in a smaller room. The woman looks distraught, hand to her cheek. The man is leaning in for...emphasis? Subtitles read "No. You're slowly and systematically being driven out of your mind."
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Watching a movie
A screencap of a black-and-white movie. A man and woman are standing in a fancy drawing room. Subtitles read "Will you light the gas, please?"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
An edit of the mahjong meme to instead read "Rurality causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit."
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I literally just forgot that this happens. How is she this down bad.
An image of a bartending minigame. A customer named "That One Girl" wearing a long-sleeved top and cat overalls (It's literally Penny) is saying "Heyyyyyy." in a wavy font
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
She's looking at the other gals in the pot with her and comparing how cooked they are
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
So shocked seeing Owl House sakuga
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Yeag
The results screen of a rhythm game, zefie has just gotten an F on a song. A large popup reads ">congratulations.

you've unlocked a new title.
god damn tired"

There is also a steam achievement, reading "AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Jesus, read Malcatras' Maiden, I feel like I'm melting into a bloody puddle.
A visual novel interface of a crying puppygirl with swirly eyes, surrounded by bloody sfx, and area around her neck also covered in blood. Text reads. "Her selfish behaviour left me so hot and sweaty that the cool air in the room seemed to heat up with us.

Without a single word, Millarca kept on tormenting me, intentionally ensuring my pleasure could never reach climax, all while selfishly going for her own.

Her wet pussy sliding along my shaft felt so pleasurable that I couldn't tell if I was crying out from the pain or the bliss.

Her breathing was rapidly spiking in such a manner that she challenged just how erratic mine was."Another woman is overlaid on top of the previous image, her bloody mouth filled with rows of extremely sharp teeth. Text reads "But as her trembling breath came down from her orgasmic high, the way she stared at me told me she was too consumed by the moment to even think about stopping.

Her gaze was burning with lustful obsession, intoxicated by my blood.

She reached her fingers to brush up against my lips, and spoke trembling and sensual words directly into my face.

'I don't want this moment to ever end, sister'"Same image, text reads "I already felt dizzy from the intensity of the moment, hearing her speak those words only contributed to my passion


—I desperately kept on moving my hips with the false hope that somehow I could get my cock to sink into Millarca's gorgeous body on my own terms.

My secret desire was coming true, just like I had wanted. Millarca was having her way with me. But as I shakily inhaled the sharp dry air, the strong scent of violet filled my nostrils with a pleasant warmth.

—My view was no longer flashing red, but instead a purple haze was spreading from Millarca's hand, pulled down into my gasping mouth."The background is now black, a single line displayed in the center in a much larger font "'[Purple Phantasmagoria.]'"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This one is plain black, I think 120 denier?Closeup of previous.This one has a plaid diamond-ish pattern all over.Closeup of previous.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Snag tights cute.
There are going to be a lot of pictures of a woman in tights. This one has a gold sparkly night sky on it.Closeup of previous.This one has 4 netted stripes on the thigh.Closeup of previous.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
also the gals have forced me to post this terrible image
chest ahead
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
UNBEATABLE may be the best game for indulging my bnnuy V whzcrq ba n fgber pbhagre naq tbg gur gehr raqvat
Sparse pink text on a dark background, reads "I've become my true self.
No longer will I have any shame.
No longer will I have self doubt.
I will bounce for eternity."
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
wonder how many identical images have been created by different people so far
A screenshot of a PS1 game, Ash is saying "Rex, why don't you dress up like a girl? Think about it. It's the only way!"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Pancake. I'm gonna tag this so I don't have to search for it again #zeffood
Pancake batter in a big bowl, on a countertop covered in traces of flour.A lightly browned pancake in a pan.The bottom of a pancake, the browning spreading out like freckles all across.A stack of about 1.6 liters of pancakes, on a plate.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
from House of Evil Class Change, tl'd by halfasomersault
After some class changes with society-wide consequences this is a more self-contained chapter as we approach the end of the series. It's a story about how the only thing more powerful than a dense anime protagonist is a healslut on 400mg's of progesterone.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That's crazy
My hunter is floating in the hot springs. My wife is laying face down between my thighs.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I finally beat Iceborne and honestly other than thinking Blackveil Vaal Hazak should pin me down and breathe cigar smoke in my face, the entire ending stretch was so nothing...
My hunter looking on horrified as Blackveil Vaal Hazak walks past her.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
stupid bsky deletes blankspace
A discord message by Zefie, reading "Do they call it subspace because my brain has been", a quotation mark followed by several blank spaces, and another quotation mark, then "all day"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A tiny screencap of an email interface. Sender reads "Steam" and subject reads "Tiny Bunny is now available on Steam!"
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#zefxiv
Soken is sitting in on the live letter wearing both a Rage Against the Machine shirt and the largest smile known to man.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Maybe that core unlocking is making processing difficult again but like, the new raid music is so sick #zefxiv
A screencap of an askew logo for FFXIV, the Arcadion is glowing very hard in the background. Text reads "Tom Morello feat. Beartooth
Everything Burns" as well as some Japanese that I can't transcribe.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
All I can say is hop on Hundred Line (I played 2 games from this year)
A website screenshot, "Zefie's best of 2025." There are entries for Game of the Year, Best Gameplay, Best Narrative, Best Art Direction, Best Soundtrack, and Best Multiplayer. The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy has sweeped every category besides Multiplayer, which is filled by an FFXIV patch.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I'm always saying this
A discord message by Zefie, reading "Cute girls are bullying you around the clock
If this isn't love idk what is" The top of the two messages is highlighted blue to indicate it was recently clicked on from a search.
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Zefie @zefieunderscore.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This must feel so good they should let her stay like this the whole time
Scorpia is looking down at Adora who has a very unconcerned expression. Dialogue reads "Please. Please. I'm a woman on the edge."Adora is now sitting vaguely cross-legged, her eyes closed and a satisfied grin on her face. Dialogue reads "I put in Catra's favorite number. [chuckles]"Adora is now outside in a phlox-y? sci-fi base, holding her tongue out to catch the snowflakes. Some large robotic worm with a gaping maw is worming around in the background.Adora is back inside and collapsing backwards into Scorpia's arms like a drunken dance, dialogue reads "Yay, it's girls' night in!"
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