Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I told my mom I’m yearning to fall in love. She suggested I wear my glasses less. I said, “You think I look better without them? I wouldn’t be able to see anything.” She said, “Trust me. Your standards will adjust.” 020
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Sounds like a guy with a record low approval rating LMAOOOOO fucking loser 010
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 24/05/2026It’s fucking crazy my DoorDash driver co workers are almost all elderly. Like how bad has it gotten where literally 65+ year olds are running around town delivering Chipotle. 030
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 19/05/2026As more people organize against this administration, its death rattle will be increasingly desperate attempts to inflame its most hateful supporters and redirect public anger toward minorities, immigrants, and Muslims. 010
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Just realized something. So the Save America act that trump is trying to get passed, it’s got nothing to make OUR lives better if passed. Nothing about affordability, gas, nothing. Just his obsession to disenfranchise voters and making life worse for trans Americans. 130
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Trump: “Corporations are doing just fine.” Is that the new slogan for the American Working Class?? 010
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 23/02/2026It’s 2026 can we stop with live video being delayed a few seconds? We get people flying to space as leisure surely this is being worked on. 010
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Seahawks embarrassed the Patriots during a USA 250 celebration. Bad Bunny embarrassed the conservatives. Our They/Them God blessed America today! 080
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Glad to see all the layoffs could pay for all the AI commercials this year #SuperBowl 041
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 09/02/20262026 were making commercials for pubes and piss. Idiocracy in full swing. #SuperBowl 011
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 31/01/2026It’s wild that the public, and some media, have to go digging through millions of documents to try and hold pedophiles accountable when that should be the job of our elected officials. Truly a miscarriage of justice in America. 030
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I got stuck in a bizarre AI rabbit hole. I'm still in it. youtu.be/831EAqPmW2Y?...youtu.beWelcome to AI Slop 2026YouTube video by Zefdeath 000
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 14/01/2026How did we get tasked with teaching basic human decency to a violent angry mob that unironically believes Biff is the good guy. Worse timeline. 000
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I need everyone to understand, yes the Epstein Files will made public, yes there will be democratic perpetrators, but if we are getting a heavily redacted and sanitized version that protects the rich and powerful on every side. We fucking lose. We still fucking lose. 161
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Do I embrace the pillow next to me when I sleep? Yes. Do I imagine that’s what it’s like to be in love? Also yes. 020
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 11/11/2025When people born in the 90’s are in charge, shits gonna be so good. 010
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Can we make orchestra flash mobs a more common occurrence? Thank you 000
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 31/10/2025We’re live and gaming! Twitch.tv/zefdeathmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing next to a green pencil with an anchor on it .ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing next to a green pencil with an anchor on it . 000
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Someone just told me they purposely went to watch my VOD one time and I’m tearing up 060
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 10/10/2025When you care more about how people got here, and not how they’re doing. That’s where we are at. 050
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Am I the only one completely overwhelmed by how many social medias there are? Like I don’t know where to post what. If I see a tweet I want to quote that’s stuck over there. Or should I just screenshot my tweet and post it here? Maybe I’m irrelevant and it doesn’t matter. 1100
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The way AI is being used for political means is terrifying, disgusting, AND EVERYONE WARNED ABOUT IT. Wake up because you’re being lied to 060
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Make sure to treat your Headaches from White House press conferences with Tylenol. 0425
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 15/09/2025It’s not a bad time to become a political advocate right? There’s no sentiment towards anti-conservative values right? 020
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I’m hearing this is slightly suggestive… we will revisit the logo to avoid confusion. Thank you for taking the time to read this announcement. 050
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Had shawarma for the first time. Holy moly that’s some great stuff! 070
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Today’s really got me thinking. I will not revel in a tragedy. I may not have agreed with much Charlie Kirk said, but as yet another victim to gun violence, we need to save lives. We look at other developed nations, and the US far outnumbers every other nation in death to gun violence. 150
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 04/09/2025They don’t care about children that were sex trafficked. They don’t care about children getting shot in school. They don’t care about children dying from measles. They don’t care about children. 35430121
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Today I found out my mom has a crush on Pedro pascal 10792
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Forgot to post about a new video I posted yesterday! If you like miniature scale stuff and pets then this is for you youtu.be/aGMxJusGuwo?... 030
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 25/08/2025So here’s the dream: I meet a nice lady who likes football. Our first date is watching NFL games on Sunday and having the greatest 8 hours of my life. We fall in love and I’m a stay at home dad. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 2100
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 19/08/2025So it’s woke to acknowledge how bad slavery was? OWNERSHIP OF HUMANS! YES IT WAS BAD AND WE CANT JUST PRETEND IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!! Holy fucking Christ what reality are we living in?? 192
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 19/08/2025So I’m re-launching my YouTube! If you could check it out that would be sick youtu.be/rZN5Xe7drTc?...youtu.beTikTok’s Cup Stacking Scam Is Geniusly DumbYouTube video by Zefdeath 191
Reposted by Zephaniahblizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Bad news, I have been diagnosed with B-cell non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. Obviously shit is scary for me right now but if you would like to support my treatments and recovery, I made a GoFundMe link! gofund.me/9a6d3da6 I plan to start my first treatment in the next couple of days. 1181352832
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 22/07/2025A cicada flew into my chest and the scream I scrumpt echoed the neighborhood 2181
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Is it wrong that when I see a MAGA on a dating site I want to just message them “easiest way to tell me you’re a piece of shit, thanks” 1100
Reposted by Zephaniaheggs @hiitseggs.bsky.social · 07/07/2025SUPPORT NEEDED: Last night our 12 year old mini aussie, Indiana collapsed and we rushed him to the er vet. They were able to stabilize him and found that there was fluid around his heart that had burst. He's waiting to be seen by a specialist. Any help is so appreciated: ko-fi.com/eggsss/goal?... 05237
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Twitch Con tickets acquired! If you are planning on going, use my link! www.ticketfairy.com/r/39179/2017...ticketfairy.comTwitchCon San Diego 2025Date TBC - 000
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I left a loaf of bread in my car, came back out and it all turned to toast. Fuck it’s hot. 170
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Everytime I go to the grocery store I feel like Tom Hanks in Big, buying fruit snacks and Ibuprofen 040
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I turn 32 in 10 days, and I realized I’m old because I’m downloading the game ads in other games I downloaded from game ads 070
Zephaniah @zefdeath.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I can gamble on sports and smoke weed legally. 2025 is crazy chat 0100
