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Zee Hatley

@zedism.bsky.social
50 followers 31 following 519 posts

Atheist. Cat lap. TV producer. TV addict. Yes, I’m a dealer who dips into his own product. I think I’m funny. I also think jokes are funnier if they need to be explained. I will not be taking questions.

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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s also SALES TAX dollars…
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nailed it. Them thinking you’re better than other people isn’t a you issue. It’s a them issue. And lots of people feel the opposite (“stay in your lane”, “shut up unless someone else is writing your dialog and you’re on camera” etc.)
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yuuuummmmmmmyyyyyy
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I listened to loveline in high school. This jackass’s trajectory the past 20+ years has been infinitely disappointing. Celebrity rehab COULD have been powerful instead of exploitative. And his narcissism has only grown, exponentially.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can not wait to get my shingles vaccine in 2 months.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That’s gonna make the syrup taste weird. But I’m game.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Five buck footlong is $14.99 now.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Half of your posts come up as responses to “blocked”.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That’s not factual. It’s propaganda. It’s entirely preferential. The dangerous thing is the shift.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I could have sworn I’d played 2 letter words before… Learning curve. Thanks for the reply!
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wanna see my monkey? …Is all I remember about this film.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cc: @hankgreen.bsky.social I was robbed and there was no way to appeal.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Today’s smush ended my game with a word remaining, and no way to submit it as a word. I’ll ask you here - Is “No” a word? Yes? No? Care to go on the record? Speaking of— “on” should be playable here as well.
My smush game said that “No” is not a word. It’s my last remaining play. Preventing me from a perfect game by refusing an actual word. Two, actually, since “On” is actually a word as well.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I guarantee you could make big money selling people your sweat. People are weird.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well, that’s propaganda from an organization pushing for permanent standard time. There’s no study referenced. Just hand waving “more light in mornings is better” without proof. “Aligns with body clocks” - that’s just ignoring huge swaths of people who are not morning people. It’s just incorrect.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You have to find Dr Livingston. He can get you back. I presume.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Name the study. Show your work.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I mean, not making everyone sleep deprived twice a year could help get some of these other things done. I dunno about you, but I can chew gum and walk at the same time.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
YAS!!!!
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just hope he died of something a vaccine could have prevented.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Poke
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I got a perfect game on the same puzzle and was so proud… and this person trounced me by a hundred points or so.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Only if you have to play 4x3 and solve it to access it for the day. Otherwise you’re locked out.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
70s and 80s were peak TV.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Congratulations! Scarcity mindset will take a long time to get out of. Years from now you’ll notice a habit you have and realize it’s a hanger-on. Be easy on yourself. The good thing about eating too many cherries as a housed person is close proximity to porcelain.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Time to primary them and let them reap what they sow.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No joke… roughly 20 years ago I was driving in pretty heavy traffic, looked to my right, and the driver of the car in the next lane was the human personification of Sam the Eagle. It was like “When owners look like their pets” with a puppet lookalike. I was shook.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you rolled them yourself you wouldn’t have paid 48% to coinstar and you could have paid for more of your groceries with it.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m tired of not being allowed to kink shame. Some kinks should be shamed. Like threesomes with your kids.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I know it’s too late… but yum.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Turn on the lights, I can’t hear you.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This was my question. Are we counting when she and Tom Paris made sweet Salamander love and started a new species?
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Honestly, all it needs is a dry rub of garlic salt and ground pepper. A little thyme if you’re feeling fancy. But this looks very tasty. Enjoy!
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They’ve been asleep for 20 years instead of 3. They’re MUCH farther out… Eli has been awake alone for all that time. A man on a mission to save his friends. Fending off attackers one after another. It’s been baptism by fire. Figuring out systems, fighting boarders, and conserving power.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Them’s good neighbors. I had neighbors who would fill our hallway with the most delicious smells and I dreamt they’d knock and offer me leftovers just one time.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I got it fairly easily… but guessing what you think should be purple is not so easy unless it clearly matches a connections purple category. I.e. wordplay, which didn’t apply clearly today.
My blue & hub first perfect game of today’s 4x3.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The perfect visual for the quarter millennium birthday celebration of the nation. “Nothing to see here. Do not look behind the curtain!”
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I was a news videographer, met a friend of a friend, who was a script coordinator in Hollywood. He said I was a real life sitcom character. I’m not sure he meant it as a compliment; but I took it as one and we’re still friends 26 years later.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why would you think you wouldn’t taste the mushroom? I grew up with a father who liked mushrooms in spaghetti sauce. I hated them. He’d always argue that “you can’t even taste them!” Which I always responded with “I can definitely taste them, if you can’t, why do you put them in?”
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
There’s a difference between the Ai finding tumors in X-rays and the Ai writing books. If you can’t figure that out, you’re the problem. Most of those decrying Ai are aware of the difference and are clearly only targeting the latter.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’ll take “what do ceiling fans and vibrators have in common” for $800, Alex.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think we’re now older than she was here. :-/
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I worked at Wendy’s in hs. One of the girls licked a bunch of buns to use for orders by rude pricks. So… ymmv.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They should just nationalize SpaceX
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nice game.
My 4x3 game board
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why would anyone change your mind when your mind is correct?
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“Vampires can’t stand garlic” is a misinformation campaign started by vampires who want their dinners to be tasty.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ll join. My two burrito hills to die on - 1- starches (rice, potatoes) do not belong in burritos. 2- the best chicken burrito you’ll ever eat will be if you season the chicken with garam masala.
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
But what if they’ve extra not had sex?
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Zee Hatley @zedism.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When they get here, hand them one and change their mind.
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