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ZeCryptic

@zecryptic.bsky.social
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😶 I'm Cryptic 😶 Expect the unexpected. Anything. Anytime. For No Reason At All. #FrankZappa #TheResidents #ProgRock #Indy #Alternative #MusicFan #StarTrek #StarWars #TheExpanse #LeMans24 #IMSA #EnduranceRacing #SilentService #Submarines #MilAviation 🐬🤿

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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
🧑‍🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀👨‍🚀 #NASA #ArtemisII #MoonMissions
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
#TACO #TACOdonold #DarthDonold #trump #Orangedonold #ManBabytrump #FascistUSA #NoBallstRUMP #tRUMPBallroom #WH #WhiteHouse #LOL (Sorry. Couldn't resist making this one... 🤷)
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
😶😑
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"trump Always Chickens Out". Need more proof as to the truthfulness of Orange donold's moniker? Totally, putin's bitch! 😶😡😡 #TACO #TACOdonold #DarthDonold #trump #Orangedonold #ManBabytrump #putinPuppet #putinMiniontrump #UA #russianAggression #russianWar #russoUkrainianWar
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
🤷 "It's my space now, Mofo!" 😶 #Cats
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I've seen the future... #pUTINtheEmperor #putin
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Here's what I think:
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The fool can't even speak English properly... 😶😵‍💫
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The fool can't even speak English properly... 😶😵‍💫
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
#StarRoddenberryTrek #StarTrek
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The Holy Week of the 24 Heures du Mans has started! 🥳😍 First free practice runs begin tomorrow. #LeMans24 #LeMans2025 #WEC #FIAWEC
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I can already hear the advert's voice: "White House TACO, best served cold!"... #TACOdonold #orangedonold #trumpTACO #trumpLOL
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
"Orange blob menace psychopath convicted felon maga cult leader". Beat #orangedonold description. EVER!! 😄 #trump Source: www.rawstory.com/trump-west-p...
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The only submarine museum in Africa has reopened. I wasn't aware, until reading this, that SA had an intervention (though covert as it was) in Portugal's "Guerra do Ultramar" (Overseas War) in the 1970s. laststandonzombieisland.com/2025/05/22/t... #Submarines #SANavy #SA
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
"Maybe" @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social is investing in the wrong (F1...) championship... 😄 #Ferrari #WEC #FerrariHypercar #F1 #FerrariF1
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
OMG... They've picked #orangedonold #trump (?).... #HabemusPapam #PopeLeoXIV
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
#StarWars #Andor #StarWarsAndor 🤩
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Violeta.
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Patita and Panda, snail-mode... 🤷
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#WORLD NEWS just revealed exclusively on the #RTP TV news channel in Portugal: a new electric model hits the market, the Merceds! ("#RTP3, reliable information"... 🤷) #Merceds
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Good job, #orangedonold! 😑 #trumptariffs #NoToysForYou #trump
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Obviously not referring to immigrants, as their menu is made up exclusively of cats and dogs... Right, #orangedonold? RIGHT?? 😑 #trump
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#TheShits
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
You get what you voted for... #Karma #SignalScandal #Trump #PeteHegseth
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Krennic... you incompetent!! Your #OpSec SUCKS major!!! Reminds me of what happened on that planet in a galaxy far, far away called Earth. If I recall correctly it was in their 21st century, 24th of March, or something... 😶 #StarWars #StarWarsLOL #StarWarsAndor #Trump #SignalScandal
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Via Portuguese Navy: www.facebook.com/share/p/15KV...
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Dear Liam: are you racing in the Past or the Present? I see no Future in you... 🤷 #F1 #LiamLOLson (image credit: Autosport magazine)
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Perceptions...
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Of course he does...
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Happy St. Patrick's Day! #SaintPatricks #StarWars
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The sticker says it all... #TariffThis #OrangeDonold
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#RussoUkrainian peace talks for what? THIS:
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Like I said:
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Darth Donold doing Emperor Pal-Putin's bidding... #OrangeDonold
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
But seriously... 🤷
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The real scale of a statesman. 28 Feb. 2025.
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#StarWarsInsider #230 magazine out now: newsstand edition, Previews mag exclusive cover and the foil cover. #StarWars
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ZeCryptic @zecryptic.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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