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Zebulun

@zebulun.bsky.social
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Flaneur. Anti-racist, anti-authoritarian, laid-back slacker, trying to get through life by doing as little as possible. Cymro. Guruntsi Hayastanci TRFC and Evertonian, Rastafari adherent. #Cymru #Hayastan #PMA #TRFC #EFC #HMHB #GTF #GFY

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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A truly bitter Blue.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice one God.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And dangling
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you thought about maybe getting a house-share? We know what a sound fella you are, so I am sure you are like that in that-there-real-life-thing. Just sounds like you need people around you, which is not a weakness and is a common male issue I think. You did the right thing on here too mate x
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
9/10 - loses marks for no Hill Dicko.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This juxtaposition had me thinking you were a wrong 'un.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Gonna cost ya mate".
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone got a spare for Manchester?
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freudian slip there. You mean sceptics, but that does look like it was extracted from a septic tank.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The top piece looks like a sunbathing frog. Probably look good once it is cooked.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something straight up.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does Canada do it? Proper chips?
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The ref was appalling...He has an engine issue Whittaker.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Whittaker reffing this...the ref is a clown.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday night www.instagram.com/reels/Dd_qcX...
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Dahab Daddy on Instagram: "dancing daddy"
219K likes, 21K comments - dahab.daddy on October 2, 2026: "dancing daddy".
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Few of us in that boat.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Harry and Meghan? 😉
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reckon the las in Probe could have them, easy.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been teaching a bit of food tech this term lads and lasses. I think you'll agree, I am ace.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely #Armenia can finally qualify for a finals from this group?
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love that story about Will Sergeant turning up at Erics wearing kecks, the colour of which made him look like he wasn't wearing any.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shat yerself?
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We used to play grid footy. Three flicks.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I too was afflicted with curly hair and always wanted a Paul Bracewell, fringe version.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew a DJ in my local hotspot nightclub (Andy Baker RIP) and one night I walked in proudly, in my pristine new shirt, to be greeted with, over the mic in front of hundreds of people, "I see Zebby has arrived with what looks like a skin complaint". Binned it that night.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A beef between two of my favourite posters. *pulls up chair*
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had an extraction last week. Halfway through, I asked him if he had seen Little Shop of Horrors. He had. I told him I was Bill Murray and I think he took it to heart. Still in pain.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My best fan interaction was a Sunderland chap who arrived for a game in ferocious conditions that had just been called off. Fuming, he demanded to speak to those involved in its abandonment. I told him that I didn't have God's number to hand . 2/2
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good to hear. Remember the Agueroooi game, and seeing a visitor 100 yds away with what was a fake even from that distance. On being told the bad news, he told me he had travelled 1000s of miles and spents hundreds of pounds on tickets. I shrugged because there was nothing I could do. 1/2
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ahhh the good old days. It's a continuous 'flop' for most of us these days. I asked for a Sting/Face haircut once, and he was receding. I blame it for my current follicle disposition.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'd imagine in those days "puff" was the go-to response.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best description I have ever heard.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I worked there during that period and the change in the demographic was saddening.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It sounds amazing, likevsome 60s cult leader. I think it needs a revisit.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Their traditional fan base vanished circa 2014, priced out, to be replaced by whoppers from the Middle East.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever remember a fashion faux pas (not a post to interest @harrymcnally.bsky.social ) and thought "I'm glad no photos exist of that" and if so, what was it?
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone live near me? I want an Ovaltine but can't be arsed going downstairs.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shuddered when I saw this. I hated Yarwood and thought he was crap, but every fucking weekend...
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's what Renate Blauel said.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The last words you will hear.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On this she is right. I see that absolute weapon, Helen Whately is wearing glasses, PR Team member 1 : "She's thick as mince, can't she anything clever?" PR Team member 2: "We've been trying for years. we don't know what to do". PR Team member 1 "Stick a pair of glasses on her and tell her to nod"
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is right.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Technically, England only beat half of Germany. In those days it probably had the population of San Marino.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hope they both get back home soon
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He'll be in there soon. One forgotten item from the supermarket and he'll be Dahmer'd up.
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Zebulun @zebulun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I enjoy the 'tea towel flick' method
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