Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Everything is okay because I’m watching NEWSIES and it’s was my son’s choice. 000
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Support Group for Parents of Kids with Shitty Middle School Lottery Numbers. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“And then you look at a hexadecimal code and that determines which middle school in NYC your child attends.” FML. 000
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Oh no feel better soon! I had whatever it was Sunday-Monday but am better now. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I remember being little and playing with a My Little Pony within sight of one of these horses who subsequently FREAKED THE FUCK OUT, and I always blamed myself and not the fact that the poor horse was being tortured. 020
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Absolutely they are all going to watch it. My own kids have zero unmonitored access to the internet but I’m sure they’ll end up watching it on a friend’s phone or something. 000
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Realize I have to find out when the live-streamed execution is so that I can plan for how to talk to my students about it when they inevitably start talking about what they saw BECAUSE WE ARE IN HELL. 110
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Still read to both my tweens and will only stop when they make me stop. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026May some people flake so you’re not over capacity! 110
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That’s very true, Sulu’s kid! Good job finishing the homework! I am so glad volume is OVER for now. 😃 110
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Kid came home from school with a book about Canada and this post-it note fell out the moment my other kid was blasting a Justin Bieber song. 020
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Damn I need to do a rewatch I don’t remember that one. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This guy saw my Liberty shirt and started ranting about why he wasn’t supporting the Liberty as a White Woke Guy and I have never wanted to mute someone as much as I have before. I just said well I’m a New Yorker I’m rooting for my hometown. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean I just don’t know a lot of middle-aged taggers. Or maybe I do 🤔 100
Reposted by ZealousidlerJillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: I will never vote for Newsom. Consultants: OK. Can we propose someone even worse? 718735
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Researching neighborhood middle schools and growing more depressed by the second. 000
Reposted by ZealousidlerPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People sleep on CUNY but it is one of the absolute JEWELS of U.S. Higher Ed and has been for decades. And what's the thanks the system gets??? It has to fight for its life every single year because it has been systematically defunded. 23994182
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Looked out the window, saw a rainbow, showed my kid who exclaimed excitedly about it, and the drunk asshole across the courtyard screamed, “Fuck your fucking rainbow, bitch!” 🌈 020
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do I have to know about that bar? I feel like if you’re in recovery you get a pass, right? 000
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When you’re at soccer practice with a bunch of parents whose kids attend the school that’s currently shelter-in-place. 😩 020
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The MTA ticket cops check for fare evasion *every single morning*. It’s before 7 AM. Fast and Free buses needs to happen. 020
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026WHAT? Also, did she used to work at the D75 school in the MS 88 building? Because when I interned there there was an SLPs in her 70s and she was godawful and my supervisor quipped, “That’s a 100K/year SLP right there.” 110
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve never done a couples costume with my partner of 20 years but I just have to admit that I could really pull off Elizabeth Holmes, and he could really pull off Nathan Fielder. 120
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*Looks back at my 2003 SF mayoral election vote and high-fives myself.* He has always been this loser. 100
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A lot of parents I know got their kids Tin Cans. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All their speeches will be AI too it’s so depressing. Rooting for your guy! 110
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Zoomer colleagues are telling me it’s generational and that they don’t mind their students calling them “bruh”. 🙃 120
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me: Ugh this professional development will be boooooring. Professional Development: No I won’t. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That is amazing versatility. I think I could do any age *but* middle school, but I do like upper grades so maybe I’m wrong. 011
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I LOVE 4th and 5th. Here middle school starts in 6th and I’m like HARD PASS. 110
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Someone (not me!) on the bus just yelled, “yo they’re so annoying!l as the middle school kids LOUDLY exited the bus and everyone started laughing. I know it’s developmentally appropriate. I also know you could not pay me enough to work in middle school. 220
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t know, man. Kinda feel like saying “fuck it,” quitting my job, pulling the kids out of school, and enjoying what little time we have left before this fucking bullshit kills us all. 020
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Like my parents *deserved* to be hated. I’m pretty okay! 010
Reposted by ZealousidlerUna Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram: 142103972156
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you’re going to sit down next to me on a park bench when I’m trying to read, and you proceed to have a conversation with your friend then it needs to be goddamn interesting since I can’t tune out your voice. None of this Park Slope mom bullshit! 000
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That is amazing I’m 3 and change and it’s such a relief. 110
Reposted by ZealousidlerThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just Ms.Rachel spreading Ed Sheeran for filth 313463675
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Glad I have always hated Ed Sheeran, the Patriots, and Robert Kraft. 010
Zealousidler @zealousidler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Goddamnit I really have to figure out how to like Macklemore’s music I guess! 100
