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Zazz

@zazz.bsky.social
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Wholesome VRChat user. Learning ASL+BSL. Any pronouns. British software engineer.

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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I set a boundary at work! I said that any extra work I’m doing would need approval from my manager first. This is the start of my villain era. Muhahaha!
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Himouto Umaru Chan: Umaru Doma Says Fear Me!
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Work's making me take a Claude exam which I'm studying for. Currently going over MCP servers and I can't help but think about how the MCP was the main antagonist AI from the original Tron movie.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So tired I’ve been falling asleep random points in the day this week. Just woke up and remembered a dream for the first time in ages. What was it about? Tickling a monkey! 😂
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Level of tiredness from over-working: Stuck trying to log into my desktop PC, trying to figure out where I scan my fingerprint. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found out I could be out of a job by Christmas again this year. Things keep happening that make me flip-flop between "Oh no, but the jobs market is difficult" and "Thank goodness, the stress may litterally be killing me". 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks to a typo, I’ll now be adding “Biconic” to my vocabulary.
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Bi Cat with Bisexual Pride Flag
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Don't lose any more weight" says a friend. Cool. Shift xmas weight goal accomplished! *Starts stress-eating 2 portions of a chocolate gateaux* *Immediately follows with another 2* 😅
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Bubble Eat Cake
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Listening to my other half in the kitchen with Alexa logged into my Spotify, humming along to fictional 90s boyband "On-Lyne". Wonder if I should tell her they're from Warframe. 😄
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thank goodness for shower thoughts, because until now I completely forgot to fill in the form to get on the ADHD medication waiting list. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Reading my brand new ADHD diagnosis report. I've got the inattentive type. I knew I was anxious, but it also says I'm moderately depressed too? I guess that makes sense on paper - it's been a long few years. Good thing I struggle to feel my feelings. 😅 Though I guess that is one of the symptoms. 🤔
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Finally went through all the hoops for an ADHD assessment, and got it booked in! And it took me less than 2 years after being told to. 😅 Just hope I’m having a good speaking day. Last time I had a new therapist my voice trembled all the way through the first few sessions. 🙃
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If it helps, I didn't talk to the stranger. 😅 He just gave me an awkward side hug, said he's drunk, and went about his business.
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Niffty's Blank Stare with Rats
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
After my last post about finding a vice to replace food I thought I'd try getting into jogging after work. Got dark quick and suddenly started raining, so I went for cover and listened to an audiobook. Then some guy appeared out of nowhere and asked for a hug. Turned out to be fine, but my anxiety…😅
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FLCL Mamimi's Shocked Reaction
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Since I’m leaving my 30’s I’m having to watch what I eat. So I’m wondering what could be my new vice. Already use alcohol to socialise. Don’t get gambling. Don’t even know where to start with sex, but seems like the healthiest option? Not like I need to worry about kids or STIs. Not very “me” tho.🤔
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a man with a beard is wearing a white tuxedo and a bow tie .
Alt: A clip from the Netflix show "Lucifer", where the title character is looking quite dashing in a white suit, nodding with a coy smile.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
> "your did it!" but in scale form! My brain really wants me to read this as "Scaleform" (a UI framework), which I'm pretty sure is long dead. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Work announcement: You will vibe code all future projects.
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darth vader is standing in a dark room with the words nooo on the bottom
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How do you improve circulation without exercising? Asking for a friend, wearing thick socks and 2 pairs of slippers, that still has freezing tootsies. 😭
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When I was looking for jobs, I was avoiding being a team leader again, even though it was more pay & less competition. I couldn’t take any more meetings, looking after other devs & reviewing code rather than writing. Now with AI I’m meeting with, looking after & reviewing the work of bots anyway. 🫠
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy Autism Awareness Day!
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/zAr_0...
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Same guy just a few years later ✌🏼
YouTube video by Revolve Moto
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I just hope it’s like stardew, and not gonna break my back. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
With all this push for AI that’s making commercial programming feel yucky, I wonder what would be a good backup career for me. 🤔
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Weird how she still says we definately need autism to be a spectrum as the original defenition wasn't broad enough. All I can see is that she's making a lot of noise about her gut reaction to how many people are actually autistic. No reasoning or proposals I've seen. Just that she doesn't like it.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A fidget?
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I also worry about the possibility of “intelligences” manufactured with biases by an elite few being given voting rights.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Anthropic talking about Claude: “Look at it. It’s got anxiety!”
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"We had to strike first because they would've retaliated if we struck first".
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"AI is the solution, now let's try to make up problems for it."
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Ohhh, they just got my order a little wrong. That's a relief. I just couldn't hear when the confirmed what I was collecting and nodded along. Oh wait, what if this is someone elce's order? Maaaan. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
While ordering takeaway I wondered why it is sooooo hard just to pick up the phone. It took me an hour. When I went to collect it, they gave me too much change and I couldn’t speak up. So now I’ve got a side of guilt with my food. That kinda thing might explain how I got this way, lol.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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a man in a karate uniform says that sounds like a challenge on netflix
Alt: Title character from Netflix's Cobra Kai saying "That sounds like a challenge".
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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a man is hugging another man with the words `` i know the feel bro '' written on it .
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Other half finally quit the job she hates after years of me suggesting it. Hopefully that’ll make both our lives easier.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
That’s the easy part. The hard parts are thinking of what to say, when to say it, and then actually forming the words. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just learnt I can’t open my mouth as wide you’re supposed to. Apparently it can be caused by stress, but I’m also wondering if it’s just stiff because it doesn’t get much exercise. Jaw aches just testing it. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Still unexpected, but maybe a little less shocked.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What? Branston's is an American recipe? This is almost as bad as the time I found out The Killers aren't British either. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Ahh, but saying all pickled cucumbers are cucumbers doesn't imply that all cucumbers are pickled. (I'm playing along being light-hearted, rather than argumentative. I forgot that doesn't come across when talking with people you don't know on the internet.)
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Fully understood. That’s why I opened with an apology and admitted I was being pedantic. Just having a bit of fun with a brain worm I couldn’t shift.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sorry. Can’t resist the urge to be pedantic and point out pickles are cucumbers. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dangit. I was too late after all. Going through my ADHD assessment docs I've been sent and it mentions that ADHD assessments from my area have been paused until at least the next tax year (April). Who knows if they'll resume since the government seems to wants to shut them down. 🤷
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No holes, but still setting off my Trypophobia somehow. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
#1 sign you're not enjoying your work: Feeling relieved when told you'll be moving on in a few months. Phew!
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Don't forget to physically express pain too. This week I saw a doctor about a finger saying a finger hurts because it hasn't healed properly. So they did a physical exam of it. Yesterday I read my patient records and it says "no pain" during the exam. 🙃
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sometimes my anxiety makes me feel a bit... silly. I'm constantly worried about getting into trouble at work, meanwhile my boss literally writes "I LOVE YOU" to me in the group chat. 😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It just occurred to me that some people I talk to have never seen The Matrix - because it's older than them.
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Cheaper too! 😅 (If you ignore the indirect costs of not getting help)
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Finally saw a doctor about ADHD diagnosis referral. I practiced for an interview & brought in the paperwork, but when I arrived I was meeting a trainee doctor that looked totally lost. She just accepted the paperwork and let me know if she had any questions/problems. Wonder what will happen.😅
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Zazz @zazz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Meeeeeee
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