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@zaxsnax.bsky.social
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m so glad I’m not christian anymore imagine being religiously required to feel compassion for cybertruck owners
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
my mom (has been a LCSW for ~30 years) has many psych-related opinions I think are pretty wack but I do gotta say it's pretty based of her to agree that ODD & BPD are not fucking real
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I think one of my most lesbian traits is probably that, when I have to pass as straight & need to immediately produce the name of a man I’m supposedly attracted to, I have gone straight to "current superman actor" for 10+ years now
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
posted this almost exactly a year ago & now I live with my parents 30 minutes from civilization in any direction, my old trauma disorders are reappearing as a defense mechanism, & I haven't had a conversation with my partner longer than 20 minutes in 6 months. so. but! haven't killed myself! 💪
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
the degree to which ppl close to me get diagnosed with bipolar is becoming so notable as to be suspicious. I may have the worst possible superpower.
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
recently i've been freeballing my tits (no binder, no tape, no bra) & i've been he/him'd semi frequently. so anyway. anything is pastable <3
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I actually do think it's insane that babies are born with hair. it feels like they should come out totally smooth & develop hair like they do with kneecaps
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
john the revelator is an intensely sexual song. if something is wrong with you
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hmmm…what USAID wasn’t bad for America…what if getting rid of it only hurt us and everyone else? What if the richest man in the world being responsible for ending aid to the poorest people in the world will go down as one of the most bizarre and disgusting acts of the 21st century?
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I was raised intensely protestant so I sent this to my partner in hopes they could appreciate it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I'm voting a full moose-like being slate this year
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
yk Steven I don't think you *do* know how Joan of Arc felt
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
if I ever get bottom surgery the hardest part is definitely going to be that I can't just show it to people
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 15/09/2025
I want to meet them
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 10/09/2025
Screenshot of an April 2023 Newsweek article. Headline reads:
"Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment"
Below is a photo of Charlie Kirk standing under stage lights with a microphone in his left hand, gesturing with his right hand
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
been trying to be less depersonalized & in terrible news I’m still rabid for attention in here
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
sometimes I hit my inhaler & then go lightheaded holding my breath & it's like oh yeah okay that's what the inhaler's for
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scorpy @socpens.com · 27/08/2025
Im not afraid of anything because my thighs are the size of tree trunks and cigarettes can't hurt me
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
recent google searches: how to get your deeply compromised brain to understand that dreaming of someone Literally Nightly is not in fact a stand-in for not having spoken in years
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
lukewarm sink water at two in the morning I would go to war for u
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
depressed bitches do one craft & remember what it means to love
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
writing is definitely the least fun thing I do for fun
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
you can't show up at my house unannounced when I’m home alone, david. youre not my real dad.
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
ig I’m glad my father in law sees me as one of his kids but at the same time he is an abusive father & this is not a sustainable relationship model, dave
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
oh I’m being soooooo brave waiting for it to be a reasonable bed hour b4 going to sleep (< guy who's had 2 insomnia episodes in a row)
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/07/2025
Fantasies of Nuremberg On justice, punishment, and the Earth crying out for vengeance. youtu.be/n9Ay5tzHIBU
thumbnail of youtube video. Hermann Goring with "to hang" written over his eyes," red background
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
the new ad campaign, which features a grandfatherly Colonel Sanders chuckling his way through the restaurant’s controversial new slogan — “Chick-Fil-A can suck my dick” — has quickly gone viral
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My Guardian Angel Wears Birkenstocks #art
a kewpie-esque drawing of me (a femme with a black bob, black dress, and cowboy boots) praying. On a cloud above me is my butch husband (with a little mullet, sleeveless tee, and Birkenstocks) as an angel, lounging on a cloud. Butchfemme!!
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
also I liked when he physically beat up the concept of grimdark reimaginings of hopeful stories
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
anti-zionist superman you're my best friend forever
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I’m a stone cold dyke with a pathological need to fix blond men with daddy issues. yes we exist. yes we are watching house md.
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TEOFT @teoft.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This weather is Pissing me off... I'm the original Starwalker
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
anybody out there fw nonbinary little freaks? #deltarune #krisdreemur #myart #digitalart
digital painting of Kris from Deltarune. the painting is a portrait bust where Kris is looking directly at the viewer. they are depicted with blue skin, or perhaps just in direct blue light. the lighting is very dramatic- much of their face is in shadow, and one eye is hidden. the other eye is bright red. they are making a blank, tired, vaguely bitter expression. the background is abstract red lighting, and a stylized version of the SOUL is drawn over Kris' chest.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You know what, screw it. Past performance IS a predictor of future results.
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
from now on I only speak to ppl who have had an internal organ biopsied while awake & undrugged lol
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I will not elaborate
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
ppl get sooooo fucking mad when you point out that the way *they* police women's bodies is no different from how anyone else polices women's bodies lmao
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
this line being About God And Jesus makes me crazzzzzyyyyyyy lol
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
successfully popping your ears when you have a sinus infection is a near-orgasmic level of physical relief & pleasure
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
yall want to talk about a recession indicator? I just saw a commercial for Half A Loaf Of Bread
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"christianity leaves a hole in you that only it can fill" is a CRAZY line to be dropped in someone's standup routine & also the most succinct description of this particular pain I've ever heard
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
as a butch lesbian, I take my support of lil nas x & his music very seriously anyway stream dreamboy I can't relate to a single lyric & it's still all bangers
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
exvangelical woman thinks about lucy pevensie for 30 seconds. 6 dead 13 injured
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
yk those ppl who cut the toothpaste tube open to scrape the very last of the toothpaste out? god is doing that shit to me
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
tits out. pits hairy. sheer curtains. fat as fuck. reading sci fi. got called sir earlier. free bleeding into a bathing suit. mustache. chilling with the 2 ppl on the cruise who keep confusing the staff bc of name changes. kissing wife. they didn't know this level of dykery was possible.
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
yknow. I think if I saw, even just two of my friends or siblings "break their heads", I would probably have stopped jumping on the bed. but thats just me.
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
spending tdov closeted is always a little rough ngl
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𝕮0𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖓𝕮𝖚𝖓𝖙 @c0ffincunt.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Masked protestors (pride attendees?) holding up a banner which reads, "Hate trans people? Kill yourself!"
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
all the hot girls spend their saturday nights on metoidioplasty dot net
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alexx @zaxsnax.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
having a depressive episode on a day you have plans is the worst. what do you mean I have to go to this concert i'm allegedly excited for i'm literally the goo from severance rn
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