Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i can do weddings too but no one seems to give a shit really 022
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 15/09/2026empress caiatl has been kidnapped by ninjas. guardian, are you a bad enough dude to kiss me with tongue? 011
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i woke up this morning to 273 messages from a hunter all reading “HELP”. i mean they stopped eventually so he must be fine right 000
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 06/09/2026a ghost introduced herself to me the other day. she was very cordial and pleasant but. she sounded like kasane teto. no one else seemed to notice or know what i was talking about when i asked. it deeply unsettled me 110
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i don’t think ikora knows this isn’t my real voice 000
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i just watched two guardians get into a heated argument about the ethics of dating new lights. i really should have published that essay 010
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 28/08/2026guardian can you drive me to a grocery store. i want apples 020
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 20/07/2026guardian i was trying to help my nephew and as luck would have it i got stuck in a claw machine. can you come get me out. no you have to use the claw 011
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the other day i saw a hunter do a money spread with a bunch of live baby birds 000
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 07/07/2026guardian i need you to pull an epic dumpling prank on xivu arath 010
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 23/06/2026they nearly cast arin hanson to play me, you know 002
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 21/06/2026the awoken are actually all devout christians we just never thought to mention it 030
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 21/06/2026guardian, this “artifactening” chicanery you’ve involved yourself in is both dangerous and immoral, and shaxx has asked me to-hold on i’m just now getting footage. oh my god. wait this is actually awesome. who fucking cares about the crucible go destroy some gods you little rascal 010
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 16/06/2026sometimes crushing a ghost with your hand isn’t enough you got to chew and swallow the little bastard 131
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 15/06/2026targe eats an entire banana in a single bite once a day when i’m not looking. he thinks i don’t notice. i didn’t know ghosts could even do that 000
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 15/06/2026guardian the hidden found an old kermit the frog puppet and the interior was covered head to hole in hive runes. the implications are astounding 000
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 14/06/2026guardian, the visuals for this strike have been brought to you by the henson creature shop 011
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 13/06/2026guardian i’m being pursued by a big scary snake and i need you to match three symbols over and over to clear a path for my escape. please help me before it’s too late 042
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the last time i saw cayde i told him sneaking around would get him nowhere. and i called him an idiot and a sneaking bitch. and you know what i was onto something actually 041
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 13/06/2026guardian i need you to put your whole pussy into this next one 010
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 12/06/2026believe it or not “big mama” is not an appropriate way to refer to the empress of the cabal empire 072
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 12/06/2026as it turns out the anomaly under old chicago is actually just an intact portillo’s restaraunt. big zavvy needs a cake shake 021
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 11/06/2026what is pomni doing here. 031
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 11/06/2026guardian can you please go into my office and deal with the big bug in there. there’s an extra helping of zavala flakes with your name on it 131
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 10/06/2026guardian, make sure you crash your sparrow into a large object like a light or telephone pole to create a loud sound and draw attention to the vehicle 071
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 10/06/2026guardian can you stop day drinking. banshee's getting really scared and concerned 030
Commander Zavala's Tactical Insight @zavalabounties.bsky.social · 10/06/2026guardian can you read me a bedtime story 082
