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Mark Nelson

@zardoz67.bsky.social
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Sometime editor, book reader, TV watcher, film goer, wine drinker & learning actor. Zardoz 67 (aka Leggy Mountbatten) in a previous life at the bad place. app.spotlight.com/0296-0164-8124

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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 5h
Wilco’s cover of Woody Guthrie’s California Stars might be the the perfect song.
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 7h
Random shuffle has revealed yet again that Lloyd Cole’s Love Story is one of the great unheralded albums of the 90s
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do I want for my birthday? Family members keep asking and I’ve not got a clue. Always used to laugh at my dad when he said he didn’t want anything but maybe it comes to us all
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So fucking difficult. Should be 99. But I thing these are the ones I return to most
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This year after an Apple Music ‘if you like that you might like this’ recommendation I started listening to The Lucksmiths and now I have a new favourite jangle pop band 17 years after they split up
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amol Rajan is such a dick
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maya at breakfast #traitors
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s only one ‘Don’t Call Me Baby’ and it’s by Voice of the Beehive #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tom Jones is the same age as me here. Fuck. He looks as knackered as I do. #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Ben Stiller's 'Bomb' Scene from Meet the Parents
ALT: Ben Stiller's 'Bomb' Scene from Meet the Parents
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
George Clooney’s mum looking good #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Theakston #totp is the worst. And they wonder why it died.
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
ALT: The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Armand Van Helen #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluetones man not cancelled enough to be edited out of #totp it seems
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What have you done today to make your feet loud #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my day you went down the chart you were dead to #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Britney on again despite going down. Or perhaps because of? Eh #totp crew
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re all just watching #totp until Traitors, right?
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tom can barely concentrate with all that ass jiggling in his face #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Tom Jones is a sex bomb you just know it’s a dirty one #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toploader are so good they once headlined a festival in Chester twice #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toploader klaxon #totp
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Mitchel Webb Event: Remain Indoors
ALT: Mitchel Webb Event: Remain Indoors
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone forgot to put his vest on #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A hard critique of Thames Water. Way ahead of its time #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Made in London. From a load of pigs ears #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got my pen and paper out Jamie. Can’t wait for Music Live #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Real names Derek Oxide and Brian Neutrino #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fancy stealing Forbidden Colours and making it shit #totp
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suella Braverman thinks I’m English. I on the other hand think she’s a racist
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘Maybe we should try fixing things’ is a bold political strategy.
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Greetings from Gary Barlow
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The terrorists that were arrested are now on bail? Be hilarious if it was just some lads fly tipping
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why didn't 16 Lovers Lane make The Go-Betweens the biggest band on the planet?
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t remember who recommended this to me but fuck me it’s good
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve ordered two copies of the same record from different shops. I am officially in decline
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are Cadburys Chocolate Fingers now called Cadburys Fingers because they no longer contain chocolate?
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes but WHERE was he born?
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am banning the use of 'does not rule out' in political discourse as by definition it also means 'does not rule in'. And is therefore pointless fence sitting.
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky / Twitter
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know Doctors, Dentists, Lawyers, Architects…
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your annual reminder that this album absolutely fucking bangs
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The thing is, the ads about what has the BBC done for are all well and good but not one of them mentions BBC2 Horror Double Bills or Moviedrome. That’s what I’ll eternally thank the BBC for. For transporting a teenager to worlds I never knew existed. Formative. Definitive. Inform, educate, entertain
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I was to pitch for Doctor Who
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m writing a play. Have hit 137 pages. 5 scenes to go. It’s far too long and far too ambitious and I doubt anything will ever come of it. It’s also historical. And location specific. Basically I’m an idiot.
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like Wednesdays are now Last Seen and Slow Horses night
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mark Nelson @zardoz67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington should be allowed to leave the UK on the condition that a documentary crew follows them as they try to generate their own power, grow their own food, negotiate trade agreements and dispose of their own waste
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