Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026went to spit and polish to watch my boyfriend DJ then went home after 45 minutes because the couch was calling me 😌 0583
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026finally back at the gym after like 3 weeks and it kicked my ass 😮💨 0591
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Pants below the belly fat guys and pants over the belly fat guys are culturally distinct 2150
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026spending v day dancing in our underwear 💖 @puppobandit.bsky.social 2993
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 28/10/2025clearly a lot of effort and planning has gone into this year’s elaborate halloween costume 31526
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025does this astigmatism make me look fat? 👬🏻 @puppobandit.bsky.social 1763
Reposted by LukeSilver 😵💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 15/04/2024What if your personal trainer hypnotised you to forget you just finished your bulk, again, and again, and again? subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver 428845
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025one month into 2025: ✅ thicker than ever ✅ only had a few mental breakdowns 01043
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024hope no one mistakes me for a twink at the troye sivan gig tonight 01424
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Haven’t been going to the gym since I got Covid, I’m missing the pump tbh 01143
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Taking the chubby merman for his first dip in the hot tub 😋 Still need to give him a name 🤔 21594
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Went to this restaurant and everyone said “welcome home” 1540
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Seems I’ve made a habit of drinking my protein shakes like this 😋 31935
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Can’t wait to get back to the gym with my pup 🥰 @puppobandit.bsky.social 2582
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Anyway sorry I abandoned u Bluesky, here’s me in latex 61138
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Oh I really forgot about this app 🤪 should I be using this more???? 100
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 28/10/2023apparently when the weather is warm my whole personality becomes showing off my belly by the pool 2603
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 23/10/2023plus size clothing is a joke lol, sizes are all over the place, the cuts are so weirdly proportioned and the stuff from actual plus size brands is ugly as fuck 😭😭 AND I can’t try any of it on because it’s all fucking online only 💀💀💀 380
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 04/10/2023after my flight back from nz I’m realising I might need a lil chaser travel buddy soon so I can spill over into their seat (which I’m sure they won’t mind) 4604
Reposted by Lukepepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 23/09/2023casting porn to the apple TV feels sooooo luxurious and beautiful 2441
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Go grab us a snack and I’ll find something to watch ☺️ 2644
Luke @zaralardsson.bsky.social · 01/09/2023new rubber singlet and shorts arrived yesterday, was pretty excited to try them on 😋 can’t wait to see this thing all shined up 21125
