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Zapp Branzino

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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@latenightseth.bsky.social
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
That bandage is a costume. TRUMP WAS NEVER SHOT. #showmethescar #picsoritdidnthappen
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
All we can do is vote the fucker out. Go ahead and put you finger on the scale, cunt. You’re still gonna lose big. Then you go to jail.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Maybe she shouldn’t have been such a liar last time. We don’t need her again, thanks. She screwed that up so badly I’m not gonna support her even a little bit. Integrity helps. She got none.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’ll bet it’s Putin. Now they will obey him too.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Pure evil. He must have learned from Israel how to starve people.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Yeah ok. He’ll be pooping his pants and drooling but sure. Worship him like a god, go ahead.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Every Trump voter too.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
We will.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Fuck every Trump voter. Slash their tires, break their windows, boycott their businesses. Cunts
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Fascist
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If they are loyal to Trump, they deserve far less.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
There is no more law in the US. Steal what you can.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Big news out of Indiana today as Republican legislators surprise everyone by saying no to Donald Trump. Each crack in Trump’s facade of inevitability will lead to more. Let’s keep it up!
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
All republicans look like Nazis now.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Republicans don’t care if children are raped. All they care about is money.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Mister poopy pants is a child rapist. There is a 100% chance he raped his own daughter before she was 12 years old.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Fuck the crown. The royals are a bunch of inbred rapists and monsters. The entire house of Windsor is rotten
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
#presidentvought is in charge. Anybody who thinks old man poopy pants is running the show is naive. Diaper boy is a figurehead
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Coat Hanger Collins?
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Don’t suggest you’re against the idea of fascism. That will get you labeled as a terrorist.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Unless the population is disgusted with his failed administration. Gerrymander all you want, BITCH. the county hates you.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You are also describing 99% of his voters.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Israel respects nothing except Israel. Never forget the evil they are capable of. Pariah
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I’d bet a lot of money that Trump raped hundreds of them himself
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Nobody will pay them. Any idiot contractor who does work for shitler learns eventually that they will not be paid.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
How incredibly symbolic. It’s EXACTLY what he’s doing to the country. Sad.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I’ll bet Ivanka was younger the first time.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
#amphifa
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#presidentvought is in charge, not that demented geezer Trump. Donny is far too busy popping in his diaper. He does as he’s told.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They really are big on poop.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
There will be no explanation. Trump wants to kill innocent people. He will get away with it. Full stop.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Israel is a lying apartheid terrorist state. Nothing they say can be believed. They can never be trusted. Never forget what Israel is capable of
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Never forget what Israel is capable of. Boycott them forever.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Fuck the IDF. With missiles
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Yep. Yep yep yep. Their accusations are ALL confessions.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why don’t they get their kids vaccinated? Because they are selfish and ignorant. Typical republican mindset.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Cowardly flex, but ok. No deal. Stand firm dems! NOTHING should dissuade you from protecting Americans.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Can’t spell Metastasis without meta
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Said everybody like 8 years ago
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Mmmm animal painting. My brush is wet and ready.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Facebook 2008, “how can we rate campus teenage girls based on appearance?”
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Why would Zuckerberg do anything but help his master? Delete your META account. It is EVIL
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A country that baits starving people with food and then shoots them when they try to eat are also cruel torturing cowards? Who’s surprised?
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Money is SO real. Look at billions appear! Look at billions vanish! The emperor IS WEARING CLOTHES!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD THE EMPEROR IS WEARING CLOTHES
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The republicans will CHEER for this poor child to die.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Any idiot who drives a Tesla is endangering themselves and us all. Fuck Tesla drivers. They all look like Nazis to me
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Duh. If you use Amazon you’re a sucker. Sorry guys it’s all a scam.
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Zapp Branzino @zappbrz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Nah, he should simply be executed
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