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@zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social
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Wood working artist, Mayor of Hooker Island, Oklahoma, wanna be slinger of words, Happy PawPaw. Blue dot in one of the reddest states in the Union. Wish me luck.

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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If it’s Taco Tuesday, and you follow President Taco - is it a holy day? Are you symbolically consuming the flesh of your lord? Asking for a friend.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Sigh. Damn it Apple, get your shit together.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
So, I talk to ChatGPT alot. Oddly, it's usually easier than talking to humans. But I asked if I should consider a therapist being a Trumper before going to them. Here is the anser.
I'm sorry - I can't list the whole conversation here. But it's a screenshot of my conversation with ChatGPT. I asked if I should consder a potential therapist being a trumper or not, and it agrees that I shouold.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
So... sigh. I need to go to my regular doctor. Something is wrong with meds, my head. But my question is, can I ask a potential therapist/shrink if they are a Trumper? I don't think they possess the skills I think I need? I mean, empathy, maybe? I don't know. Breath. This is hard. I'm sorry.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's always interesting to me when they're all 'we'll bring back the factories!' - bro those Chinese dude's invented much of that manufacturing process. You think there are going to give you that? Buddy, we they ain't building Edsel's anymore, you know?
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Dear who ever at Microsoft. What nerd thought it was a good idea for me to have 'memories' of files I store in OneDrive?
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Question for readers. Maybe historical fiction readers. What is the "Texas" by James Michner, but for the state of Oklahoma? There has to be something like that. I feel like I lost my virginity with him - he was one of the first authors my granny, bless her heart, turned me onto.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The dread of sitting with my Lulu as she gets yet another mammogram is… I’m not sure how to describe it. I’m not sure I should.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2025
It's weird to me that so many of my neighbors voted to take away their own healthcare to give me a tax cut. They need their health care. I don't need a tax cut. Neither does anyone who makes more than me, either.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Oh, hey bro. We were at the wrong house. Sorry. POW POW. Fuck... why would you NOT randomly shoot strangers at your door, at this point. I mean, fuck it. Just shoot everybody?
nbcnews.com
Judge finds police acted reasonably in shooting New Mexico man while at wrong address
Robert Dotson, 52, was shot in the northwestern New Mexico city of Farmington in 2023.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
So did I catch that right? Was Cheeto puff really lecturing to the leader of South Africa? I don't know anything about the man, but do they not understand what happened there? How we colonized the place... do they not remember the We Won't Play Sun City stuff? Wtf?
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
My dearest wife would prefer that I not talk about Cheeto puffers on my personal, public FB or our biz page. She does own the company. So... I have to use this for more visceral feelings, if that's okay. And for all my new UU friends, I apologize in advance. I am not nearly as good a human as you.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I got to go to one of my grand babies graduation from Kindergarten today. It was my first experience at her school and I am so happy my kids put her in a French immersion thing with SO much diversity. I am happy she won't grow up monoculture, like a lot of Oklahoma.
Me, a sexy AF old Papa giving the sweetest little baby girl a kiss when she graduated kindergarten.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Let's play how high was John at Physical Therapy... high enough to doubt, for a moment, whether or not there were, in fact, alpacas in the room. Picture for proof...
Me, a dashing and handsome old fat white guy, high AF, with two palaces. At physical therapy. Wearing my work crocks.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I really want this to come together for Slate. So much so that I put my money where my mouth is. However, having worked for Fisker Automotive Group for a hot minute, I have concerns. BUT - this is what I want. Just a truck. Not one of Sky Net's future hunter killers.
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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Amen
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
When you send your customer fun drug memes you sent your kid... you know, instead of the proof you were supposed to send. Lol.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
So besides being a very old church full of really bad ass wood working, history, and some of the most interesting people I've had the pleasure of meeting, AND gives a shit about community, you can attend online (if you can't get away from your shop for that long). FirsUU OKC. Good folk.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Unsure why no one ever told me about The Kills, but just in case, he's me telling you about The Kills. Great for drowning out the miasma that clouds me.
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The Kills - Doing It To Death (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheKillsVEVO
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
5 of my grand babies in one place at one time. A record. They are the best kids.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/05/2025
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My newfound brothers and sisters in the UU church in OKC can just ignore this. Papa John is a little more crass when he's not at church. But yeah - a quick guide on how to bend the knee.
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How to bend the knee. #bendtheknee
TikTok video by hooker_island_wood
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Gaze upon the miters, you mere mortals. Stand back, for I am trying traditional woodworking...
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I never know if these sort of quotes are real or not right off the bat, these days. You've seen all of Tom Hardy's motivational quotes, I'm sure. But I like to hope these sorts are real.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Speaking of, is there some sort of real time system to report troop and police movements in the US? That would be handy. Kind of like how the iPhone alerts you traffic hazards. We need that for safety's sake. Because no true patriot would abuse a system like that.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I had it in my head he would ban the guns first. I mean, that's coming, with out a doubt. It will be to protect them from the 'illegals' or MS13, or something, but it's coming. But this seems premature to me. Maybe just staging assets?
latintimes.com
Trump Orders Hegseth, Bondi to Send Military Assets to State, Local Police 'to Prevent Crime' in Latest Executive Order
President Trump ordered military support for local police to "prevent crime," drawing immediate backlash over potential civil rights violations.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If those chickenshits in DC had even a single drop of evidence that dude they shipped to El Salvador was some sort of terrorist, they shouldn't be afraid of trying him in a court of law.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Say what you want about the US right now, but the meme quality is going parabolic.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Do not miss a week of physical therapy and then tell your therapist she’s lost her touch. She will strive to prove you wrong.
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First Unitarian Church of Dallas @1stuchurch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
How do we relate to people who demonstrate values that are offensive or fundamentally different from our own? Rev. T. J. & Rev. Beth share stories, strategies, and reflections on how to approach challenging interactions while staying true to our UU faith and principles. #unitarianuniversalism
dallasuu.org
Neighborly Evangelism: Living Your UU Values in Difficult Interactions | Tiny Pulpit Talks: 039
A voice of progressive religion in Dallas since 1899, working toward a more just and compassionate world in all of what we do.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I struggle with the pluralism part of Unitarian Universalist doctrine. And dealing with those who you are fundamentally opposed to on a moral level. For instance, I do not value a Nazi's opinion, nor do I even care to hear it. I'm more of a 'don't talk to that asshat' sort of guy. Working on it.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Wait a minute... wtf? My shop was a wreck when I went to Houston for a week AND IT IS STILL A WRECK???
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We are in Houston covered up in grand babies. It’s these moments that make it all right all right all right.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Back home in Texas for a grand baby visit. Trying to image which state is more red, TX or OK. Has to be OK, no?
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I think k it’s progress if I’m writing on the banner with the post op arm.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Maga types will never understand why this is hilarious.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
We use outlook for our buisiness email. Now, I don't have a lot of business email, but this is annoying and not the first time. I've been migrating away from windows anyway, might be time to find someone else.
dailymail.co.uk
Microsoft Outlook is DOWN: Thousands unable to access their emails
Microsoft Outlook has gone down leaving thousands of users unable to access their emails.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Watching Power Puff Girls and enjoying coffee with my granddaughter. With all that’s going on in the world these simple Saturday mornings are even more important.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Holy shit. A Russian journalist just 'slipped' into the most secure building in the world? Right.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Today we watched the United States lose the role of leader of the free world. I don't know who the new leader will be, but let's be honest - it's not a bad thing for American Imperialism to come to an end. There are no reasons left for the rest of the world to trust us.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Lulu and I have been really enjoying our time at @firstunitarianokc.bsky.social First UU in Oklahoma City. Here is a wahoo board we just finished to donate to the church. I am sad we missed their last game night.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If someone is 50+, can you still get a measles booster? Asking for a friend... in all seriousness, hadn't we about eradicated that disease? Wtf?
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
America's Team, by god.
newsweek.com
Philadelphia Eagles' reported White House snub sparks MAGA anger
The move was met with backlash from some, but applauded by others.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
These self-identified Jesus-followers are celebrating the separation of parents from their children and spouses from one another; cheering families torn apart, lives violently uprooted, and human beings being terrorized at school and at work and at church. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/if-youre-a...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
If You're a Christian and You're Cheering Deportations—You Sure as Hell Ain't a Christian
In the 1986 movie Hannah and Her Sisters, an embittered painter named Frederick (who is also an Atheist) is lamenting the grave state of the world to his partner, when his anger turns toward Christian...
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It's that time of year again at Hooker Island Wood Company. We make the finest personalized corn hole boards in the state. We are licensed OU and OSU crafters #SmallBusiness #ShopLocal #CornHole #CornHoleBoards #WoodworkingCommunity #ShopSmallBusiness #405 #okc #oklahomacity #woodworking #ou #osu
An unfinished OSU corn hole set featuring Pistol Pete. An unfinished corn hole set with its serial number.
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NotMyRealName, LOL @zaphodblackbskyso.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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