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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People who eat biscuits like they’re holding a cigarette. I see you.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pretty much my reaction.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Customer: I love your style! Me: Aw, shucks. Just a comfy Sunday fit Customer: No, Before. The other day. Me. Oh! Customer exits with purchase.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Started a number of new medications recently, due to continued failings of my body/mind. Seems ‘feeling like an elongated jelly baby whenever I stand’ isn’t included in the list of possible side effects.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So many live by Vampire rules. You let them in once, and that becomes the expected standard. Bending your boundaries to their whims, becomes default. Stop presuming consent. It’s rude. You’re rude!

I’m sure I’ll try a whisky that doesn’t taste like hate one day. :p

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Hey, if I’m having a mug, the teabag stays in til the end of drinking.

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Stop telling folk cinnamon will cure their organ failure! #LADA #T1D

Whisky tea? I always thought that was a coffee thing.

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It weirds me out when you get a pot of hot water and the teabag is in the cup. How is it meant to brew?!

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You have a pot of tea. Do you top-up your cup as you go, or, do you finish your cup before a full refill?

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The wall of my childhood bedroom. Mid 90s.

The wall of my childhood bedroom. Xfiles poster on the left of the image. Center left, the enterprise D, and to the right a poster of Data.

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Yesterday I opened the side door to accept a delivery, and found used needles and bloody rags in our doorway. I contacted the council, but informed there are businesses you can hire to clear drug dens of paraphernalia. It’s scary that this is a viable business model.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There is evidence of lawbreaking at the highest levels, and yet we regularly see criminals handed the power of countries. I hope that the documentary’s findings will change some minds, but recent history shows that many will continue to wilfully deny reality to suit their immoral agendas.

static.klipy.com

Shits Fucked

Alt: Test card with text ‘Shits Fucked please standby’

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s kinda chic to have your photos taken in an analogue photo booth.

An image of the Photoautomat booth, in the foyer of the Trongate art space. The booth is gold, with a yellow stool and chequered floor. To the right of the image you can see enlarged examples of the photo strips on the wall.

The collection slot of the booth. States ‘Photos delivered here in 5 min’

A black and white photo strip, being held up by hand against a backdrop of enlarged examples of the booths work.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Glasgow recently lost a listed building, a number of small businesses and almost our main train station due to exploding vapes. A few months later, the same street is closed after a bin lorry had to dump its load due to a battery catching its contents on fire. Councils “looking into it”

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Accidently bought a lotto ticket, when I already had one. So last night I entered 4 draws, with the same single line. Matched 3 numbers, twice. Won £10, twice. Finally being drained of any mental capacity is paying off.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Tried to grab summit from the table, and a stabbing pain interrupted the movement… Do I just live in this position now?

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Dealing with a massive delivery, caused me to hypo (due to burning off breakfast faster than expected). As I’m coming out of the hypo, I’m called to the shopfloor. Alice Cooper is standing at the till. He wants to buy a necklace, but the price tag was missing. Yesterday was a weird one.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m the Duke! *Snaffles coin tokens*

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Glasgow has many quirks, I believe you’ve stumbled upon another :)

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

He was clearly mad about something, but if that was genuinely his reaction to the situation, he needs sometime away from the wheel.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just had a bus driver shout at me for not pushing the stop button, before trying to exit the very empty bus he was driving. Hopefully the only other commuter onboard will learn from my error, and avoid the same fate.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Arrows? Useful to a point.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Befriend the vampires when you’re young. They’re the best folk.

A comparative recreation of a photo of myself and friend, taken 16yrs apart.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Toms hair get rather sculptural in the mornings too. Heavy ‘built at the millenium’ vibes.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Reminded me Kevin Eldons French/Scot character, which always gets me. Still chuckling away this morning.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Great evening with that there @cbbworld.bsky.social. Genuinely hurt my gut laughing. Wee Cameron is destined fir the bad fire, to be sure.

Final bows at the Glasgow edition of Comedy Bang Bang at the Fruit market.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

As I was reading this, I just knew it was a McGills story. :)

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Watched a man shotgun 4 Actimel yoghurts on a warm bus. People really do have their own shit going on.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Danced with the coven for 4.5hrs straight, two days ago. The joy in my heart is balanced out by the deep exhaustion in my bones. WORTH IT!

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Genuinely concerned I’m gonna start collecting those novelty movie branded popcorn buckets.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’m just a dramatic individual who spilt tea.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

A piece called ‘Executive dysfunction’

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I’ve been sitting with one trainer on for 15mins.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Raincoats that make you so sweaty, you might as well just get rained on.

Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

A workmate asked me ‘How can you be so angry, but still be nice to customers?’ I had no answer.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It’s too hot! All my lip balms are liquid.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It’s too hot! The bus cast a shadow over me as it drove by, and I nearly proposed to it.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Only remembering a song or tv show, because it was on before or after something you actually wanted to listen too/watch. We be old.

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Tartan army branded flip cups, but it’s traffic cones. (Could possibly also be used for some sort of beer pong… maybe)

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Zan Phee @zanphee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

She’s often seen around town and Glasgows south. She always shouts “Hi Pal!” once she knows ye. :)