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Zane Selvans

@zaneselvans.org
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Data Liberation Engineer @catalyst.coop. Climate, energy, bikes, cities, co-ops, and the strangeness of Our Modern Age. A former space explorer, now lost in the misty highlands of Mexico. amateurearthling.org 🇺🇸/🇲🇽 he/él

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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 04/10/2026
Meme: South American Elections

Option 1: Gabriela Rosa Sympatica: Elementary school teacher beloved by her community. Wants to improve lifes.

Option 2: Diego Hitlerio de la Junta: Son of a previous dictator. Went to jail for corruption. Wants to sterilize natives.

Temporary results (98% ballots counted)
49,9999% vs 50,0001%
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 29/09/2026
A diagram explaining "How Cyber Works" in the a cartoonish black-and-white anatomy cutaway style. Chaos goes in the mouth. Spite mixes with stars in the stomach. Cyber comes out the outstretched arm in the form of lightning bolts.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 27/09/2026
A doctored version of the classic IBM or (Bell Labs?) paper title page entitled "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE"

The second half now says: THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS DO THE HACKING HAHA WHAT ARe they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 14/09/2026
#SorryNotSorry
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 07/08/2026
lmao www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 06/08/2026
Just me and the clankers chilling with a billion rows of EPA CEMS data in Parquet. Dang polars is fast. And adjusting for net vs. gross generation kinda destroys the heat rates on combustion turbines.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 04/08/2026
If you look at the all-in cost of driving and not just energy costs (as represented here by the IRS reimbursement rate per mile, inflation adjusted) it's predictably exorbitant. And this is still just a portion of the the private cost. A society that imposes car dependency impoverishes itself.
A plot showing the all-in cost of driving per mile, adjusted for inflation, between 1994 and 2026, as represented by the IRS mileage reimbursement rate. It has been remarkably stable over more than 30 years with no obvious trend. The values range between roughly $0.65/mile and $0.89/mile in 2026 dollars.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 26/07/2026
Dankness levels: EXTREME @weatherishappening.com
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 23/07/2026
The survivorship bias airplane diagram from WWII
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 23/07/2026
Sarah Connor dressed in black, preparing an assault rifle.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 18/07/2026
Or maybe some
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 18/07/2026
Sounds like someone needs a little
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 17/07/2026
A cartoon depicting the US-Canada border.
On the Canadian side, we see a coniferous forest on fire, with gray smoke blowing south into the US.
On the US side, we see a dumpster on fire with dark smoke blowing north into Canada.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 17/07/2026
Counter point:
A poster attached to a chain-link fence. The title says "MAKE THE GOLF COURSE A PUBLIC SEX FOREST!" Below is an aerial view of a golf course, with various characters depicted in joyfully kinky / queer sexual acts.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 11/07/2026
And it gets real crazy if you break out zero-vehicle from 1+ vehicle households. With no car everyone spends ~5% of their income on transportation. With 1+ cars the lowest-income quintile spends 40-50% of their income on transport!
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 11/07/2026
Slight correction on the transportation spending... it's 15% for the US as a whole but 30% for the lowest income quintile and 20% for 2nd lowest. I was thinking of low-income households with the 25% number. www.bts.gov/data-spotlig...
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 10/07/2026
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 10/07/2026
"We pose no threat to them. It would be like us going out of our way to destroy a few microbes on an ant hill in Africa." www.pcmag.com/news/fcc-app...
A Far Side cartoon by Gary Larsen.  It shows an ant hill, the peak illuminated. One ant says to another "Say... now *I'm* starting to feel kinda warm"  In the foreground we see the shadow of a boy holding a magnifying glass
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 25/06/2026
I finally tried out the @marimo.io marimo-pair skill to do some light data analysis and plotting in conversation with an LLM and it really worked. Tedious plotting layout and syntax fadeed into the background. I used OpenCode + GLM 5.2, @pola.rs and @matplotlib.org Would recommend. #EnergySky
A four-panel plot showing advanced metering deployment in Pennsylvania. The first panel shows how market penetration has changed over the years by customer class (residential, commercial, and industrial) with all classes approaching 100% penetration in recent years.  The lower 3 panels show the percentage breakdown between standard (dumb) meters, one-way, and bidirectional advanced meters by customer class and year.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 19/06/2026
🍿🔥 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Ir...
A screenshot of a sidebar from Wikipedia for the "2026 Iran War" article. It includes a map of the region showing the sites of airstrikes and missile impacts from Israel across the Persian Gulf and Iran. Below the map is some summary information about the conflict, including "Result: Iranian victory"
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 13/06/2026
I'm so tired.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 11/06/2026
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 10/06/2026
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 07/06/2026
But I definitely do not understand the (substantial!) "appreciation" portion of the Energea returns. Why should shares appreciate when the underlying physical asset depreciates? Is there a mountain of future dividends approaching? Are projects under development de-risking as they near operation?
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 02/06/2026
Wait so Nvidia is worth like, 5x as much as all US electricity infrastructure combined? #EnergySky github.com/catalyst-coo...
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 01/06/2026
A New York Times style OpEd headline and byline that reads: "Here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes" (by Some Rich Asshole)
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 24/05/2026
A painting of a blue birb's head. Typewriter style cut-and-pasted text in the background says:

The risk I took was calculated,
                      but man,

                                                                     am I bad at math.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 18/05/2026
I wonder if you could make this into an interesting 3D map, with each transmission line a ridge. Height could be voltage and width or cross-sectional area could be peak power capacity. Or maybe actually utilized capacity. You could animate it with hourly data. #EnergySky github.com/open-energy-...
A map of Mexico's electricity grid, based on OpenStreetMap data. Green lines on a white background, with no boundaries or other features besides the transmission lines displayed. It makes for a ghostly outline of the country.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 17/05/2026
US DoD welcome to #TheWarOnCars
A staff memo on the company letterhead of AutoZone

*PENDING STORE-WIDE TRAINING*

TO: ALL SOUTHEAST REGION TEAM DISTRICT, PARTS, AND STORE MANAGERS

SUBJECT: HOW AUTOZONE WILL NAVIGATE THE IMPENDING
SUPPLY SHORTAGE OF PCMOs (MOTOR OIL), HDEOs (DIESEL
ENGINE OIL), AND SPECIALTY FLUIDS

Team,

When speaking about unusual or historic supply chain disruptions, it's
common for those of us who have been in the business for a moment to
reference situations from decades ago. But the truth is, if you've been with us for even a year, you've already worked through one major supplier loss and related re-branding.

If you've been with us for just a bit longer, you worked through one of the
most difficult reshuffling of inventories and changes in sales flow in our
company history during COVID.

That's why I'm not worried by what we're facing today. Preparation and the dedication of every one of our team members will see us through this just as you all did before.

So what new challenge are we facing?

In the interest of total transparency there's zero benefit in mincing words:

Due to the unfolding situation in the Middle East, we're facing the largest
supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America.
Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 08/05/2026
I mean...
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 15/04/2026
Lol
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 08/04/2026
I was struggling to find the full res Artemis photos on NASA's site, but they do seem to have them up on Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...
View of a crescent Earth from the Artemis II capsule.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 29/03/2026
jfc @dagster.io look what your agent skills have done
Screenshot of the top of a GitHub pull request entitled "Modernize Dagster config and launch scripts" made by user zaneselvans into the PUDL repository, with a diff of +7009/-3084 lines. After a brief introduction the first heading in the PR description is "Why Did You Do This?"
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 25/03/2026
otoh
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 25/03/2026
A print showing a semi-realistic image of the moon in white on a black background. Around the edge of the moon in blue it says

"MANY PROBLEMS"
"ONE SOLUTION"

and across the face of the moon, in an old-timey saloon font:

"BLOW UP THE MOON"
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 23/03/2026
It's silly but this is fun.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 16/03/2026
#Mexico tan peligroso. Cc: @miblogestublog.bsky.social
Aviso pegado al tronco de arbol en el patio de un restaurante, donde está un arbol de aguacate, que dice "¡Los aguacates se caen sin aviso! Estar en esta zona está bajo su propio riesgo [dibujo de un medio aguacate] Se recomienda alejar a bebés de esta área"
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 11/03/2026
From a talk by a Ukrainian attorney using LLMs to parse legal filings to create customized public notifications about corruption cases via Telegram channels. And one thing they found was... traditional institutions also hallucinate:
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 23/02/2026
A skeleton riding a stylized medieval bicycle across a flaming plain winged kittehs fly in the sky, and he plays two trumpets. In the background it says Memento Mori: Remember that you will die. Art by crankpusher on IG
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 22/02/2026
It was a half day ride to the nearest bus terminal in Pochutla, and I left ridiculously early to avoid the heat and make sure I didn't miss the bus. I've been slow to accept just how easy it is to take a bike on the bus here, but so far it's never been a hassle.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 22/02/2026
After sunset I gathered myself to ride the 3km back to Mazunte in the dark, and was amazed to discover that the previously hot, bright, empty streets behind the beach had been transformed into active pedestrian space
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 22/02/2026
I made it down to the beach for every sunrise and sunset. The water pleasant for swimming even at dawn. I had Playa Mermejita all to myself, abandoned in the heat of the day. Something about the beach makes grownups able to laugh and play in the water like kids.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 22/02/2026
With the recent completion of a highway fromn Oaxaca to the coast that had been in progress for ~20 years, I imagine there's a real estate frenzy building. Posters advertising surveyors and architecture services alongside offers of energy work and muliti-week practical courses in yoni massage.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 22/02/2026
Like many beach towns, it was more oriented around walking and human scale spaces. It was also overtly queer friendly, with public displays of affection between all genders of scantily clad tourists, both Mexican and foreign. I quickly found a coffee shop with buttery pastries to visit every morning
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 22/02/2026
But it was much better to have the beach at the end of the trip. Easier to just laze and feel okay about it. And Mazunte definitely seemed to be into the lazing. Situated on a south facing point, you can watch both the sunset and sunrise over the Pacific in the winter.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 20/02/2026
A woodblock-style print of a rat perched on a stick, with the words "Be a problem money can't solve" overlaid in a font that is reminiscent of a ransom note made using letters cut out of magazines.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 20/02/2026
🤔💭⛵ www.yachtworld.com/yacht/1975-c...
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 10/02/2026
After the descent there were still miles of hot, rolling hills to get to the coast. I forget how tiring they are. I drank 4 liters and never peed, but didn't eat anything except breakfast and an emergency Snickers at 4pm. Still running on 2 past days of heavy food.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 10/02/2026
Reading Frank Tannenbaum's 1950 snapshot of post revolutionary Mexico, none of the countryside had electricity 75 years ago. The dates on all the poles along these dirt roads are from the last 25 years. In another 25 everyone will marvel that we ever built this kind of rural linear infrastructure.
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 10/02/2026
I'd reserved a place in Mazunte before leaving San Mateo, giving myself 2 days to make the descent, so on Monday I had a fixed destination. I hate the stress that kind of commitment creates. 10 hours of riding, losing 2000m, descending into the lush cloud forests.
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