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Zander_te

@zanderte.bsky.social
858 followers 440 following 248 posts

Chaotic Geordie Gemini with ADHD.

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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mullet be wild
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This time last year I was enjoying sunshine and hot tubs. Take me back!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bank Holiday Round 2. Let’s go!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Typical millennial. Begging iced coffee to fix me.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Basically the same as the Evil Dead Reboots but with a Mummy. Also barely anything happens in Egypt. I’d give it 3/5.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Tits out at Sunrise.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
In my greying daddy era.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My friend got me my Dungeons and Dragons character as a key ring 😍
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Dragging my fat carcass for a Sunday walk.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mullet powers restored.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
All set to spend the evening playing Dungeons and Dragons (I’m not naked I promise).
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Salt and Pepper colouring is going WILD today.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hair cut and I’m feeling FRESH
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Obsessed with this cunty mirror
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It’s a hide under onesie kind of day
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Throwback to when I dressed as Your Dads Worst Nightmare for Halloween.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Is it time to hibernate for winter?
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Lady Gaga. Mayhem Ball. London Night 4. Best night of my life.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Anyone call for a cowboy?
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
New hair new me
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Chonking my way through life.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Happy 32nd birthday to me. 32 trips around the the sun and I’m still a little bitch.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It’s me. I am brat.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Mighty Hoopla Day 2. Lets go!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I’m taking the accusations of being scruffy to a whole new level.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Facebook reminding me that 5 years ago, at the height of the Panny D, I bleached my hair silver and it lasted about a week. What a time to be alive.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
POV what my DnD group see on zoom when we play online.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Spent my weekend in a hot tub.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This is the greatest gaming day of my life.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Periodic social media post to remind people I’m alive
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Me thinking about balls
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This year is the year I finally start to like myself, learn to appreciate me, and not put myself down and compare myself to everyone else. I refuse to think of myself as an unattractive mess anymore.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Spent last night drinking Ale and listening to Heavy Metal. Teenage me is THRIVING
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Ah #FCF. The best day of the week
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you see this, post something pink!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Me begging my giant SAD lamp to fix me this anxiety filled Monday morning.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sunday Scaries are hitting BAD right now.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Are you normal or are you like me and have a framed photo of Jill Tyrell on your Tv Stand in your bedroom?
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Back to work today for the first time in three weeks. Help.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m entering my bread making era girlies
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I shall be hiding from the rain today and not moving. PSA over.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2024 was one of the hardest years of my life. I’ve never known a more difficult 12 months before. I spent NYE falling asleep and manifesting a better 2025. Cheers!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Me if having a fat ass was a crime
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tagging myself in as ‘Safe’ after surviving the big Christmas food shop with me mam two days before Christmas.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I’m 31 years and old and I’ve just been ID’d for alcohol. Thank you lady in ASDA for making my day. I’ve still got it!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Christmas holiday started. Out of office on! Annual Pilgrimage home for Christmas begins. I’m coming home Newcastle!
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Patiently waiting for #FCF so I can see whatcha all packing.
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Zander_te @zanderte.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My last working day in the office was today. No more office till 2025!
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