Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 15hFlesh sunrise sounds like the name of a porno. #outofcontext #huesandclues 010
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Conductor: This is just solo voice and piano, so I'll stop playing windmill for now. #musical #rehearsal 010
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kobold Rogue: I have a nice hat. GM: It is magical. Kobold Barbarian: Does it make them smarter? Kobold Bard: Clearly not. #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026GM: Dawn breaks, and you can do all your daily preparations. Kobold Rogue: I shine my Frozen Lava beads. Kobild Barbarian: Oh my. #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Orc Gunslinger: You're missing the beach episode. Orc Cleric: I'm perfectly fine not seeing the kobolds in swimwear. Kobold Rogue: I was in a speedo! #pathfinder2e 141
Reposted by ZalgardisCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 29/09/2026I rediscovered my knock-off Photoshop app. I will now make this everyone’s problem. 1142677
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026youtu.be/7mL6OqvHFis?... This was tonight's anthem at our table do to shenanigans. #pathfinder2eyoutu.beFuck this shit I'm out (stick man)YouTube video by Raven D. Blade 041
Reposted by ZalgardisJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/09/2026What do you mean I can't have this mini-Bengal 4495055
Reposted by ZalgardisHoratiusTheDwarf @horatiusthedwarf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fourth track dropped! My heart is SO full of gratitude. youtu.be/hGlqAk0ttkgyoutu.be【COVER】"Roads" The Hobbit (1977) OST by Horatius The DwarfYouTube video by HoratiusTheDwarf 12914
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kobold Bard: We found the previous key in a closet, so the other two could be anywhere. Orc Cleric: Like under a Hydra. Kobold Bard: ...I liked you better when you were stupid. #outofcontextttrpg #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kobold Rogue: Paint me like on of your French Kobolds. Orc Cleric: What's French? #outofcontextttrpg #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Orc Gunslinger: Abadar is the two pump chump that thinks he blew their mind. Kobold Bard: Because he thinks thats the most efficient use of his time #outofcontextttrpg #pathfinder2e 041
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kobold Rogue: I'm good with feet. Orc Cleric: ...Gigging? #outofcontextttrpg #pathfinder2e 041
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026GM: I have not researched the reproductive process for Kobolds, and I don't even know if Paizo has ironed those details out. #outofcontextttrpg #pathfinder2e 033
Reposted by ZalgardisHoratiusTheDwarf @horatiusthedwarf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One track per day on the youtube, for ten days. Thank you all for the love: DAY TWO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDD...youtube.com【COVER】"In the Valley, Ha! Ha!" The Hobbit (1977) OST by Horatius The DwarfYouTube video by HoratiusTheDwarf 23512
Reposted by ZalgardisHoratiusTheDwarf @horatiusthedwarf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Third track dropped! My heart is SO full of gratitude. youtu.be/JCNl783wgOMyoutu.be【COVER】"Old Fat Spider" The Hobbit (1977) OST by Horatius The DwarfYouTube video by HoratiusTheDwarf 1268
Reposted by ZalgardisHoratiusTheDwarf @horatiusthedwarf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvyj... TODAY at 2pm EST! IM cashing my good boi points, PLEASE come watch and share it!youtube.com【COVER】"The Greatest Adventure" The Hobbit (1977) OST by Horatius The DwarfYouTube video by HoratiusTheDwarf 02617
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Accompanist forgets the Caesura. Alto: NO! Me: So it's not just me she does that to. #outofcontextmusical 021
Reposted by ZalgardisAroden, God of Humanity etc @aroden.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s true. I snuck in a ritual into the printing of Dead Gods Hand that will trigger my return. If enough players roll natural 20s in a certain encounter while there’s a full moon over Seattle, I will triumphantly return into the broom closet at Paizo headquarters. #pf2 053
Reposted by Zalgardis🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Fungo the Leshy Cleric 71557382
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Alto: It just looks long because the measures are like six inches long. Me: Oh honey, you've been lied to. #outofcontextmusical 021
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wife: No matter what comes out your face, it'll be pretty. Me: ...SQWUAK! #outofcontextwife 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Update to the "Do you have a high A" post. That is NOT a high A. That is a high C! #vocalist 020
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Kobold Bard: I don't get to do this often. I cast Waking Nightmare. GM: That's a crit fail from them. #pathfinder2e 052
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026GM: The Poltergeist uses an ability, and I need Will saves. Orc Cleric: That's a total of a 15... GM: You are frightened 4 and fleeing. #pathfinder2e 052
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Kobold Bard: Why is this thing chasing me?! Kobold Rogue: That's what you get for bathing this morning. #pathfinder2e 053
Reposted by ZalgardisCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 21/08/2026I have put this more crudely: Unless you are: 1) Fucking me 2) Feeding me 3) Financing me then your criticism is noted but I’m not gonna feel obligated to do anything. 618229
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My knee jerk reaction as a baritone: Fuck that! Then I remember a vocal couch tricking me into singing the C above that...guess we'll give it a shot. #vocalist 022
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026GM: And now I need a Will save from you. Kobold Bard: Maybe I should choose to fail... Never mind, that's a 3 on the die. Orc Cleric: Enjoy the mind reading. #pathfinder2e 071
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026GM: I need a Will save. Orc Cleric: Nat 20, coming to 34. GM: You realize that something smarter than you is trying to read your mind. OC: That's not difficult. #pathfinder2e 061
Reposted by ZalgardisInbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages. 8022938110095
Reposted by ZalgardisJaxBlade @jaxblade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You know damn well what I'm about to say 15515
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Pull up to the coffee hut and see a car with a bumper sticker asking if I'm in a cult. Dancing Mad come on immediately. 020
Reposted by ZalgardisCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/07/2026My mom, not wearing her glasses: “What does that bumper sticker in front of us say? I love craft stores?” Me, staring at the bumper sticker on the car in front of us which reads “I love crack whores”: “….yep. That’s what it says alright.” Mom: “That’s nice. Everyone needs a hobby.” 635042
Reposted by ZalgardisNarrative Declaration @narrativedeclaration.com · 13/07/2026Our GM kept Pincushion in his back pocket for this. #Pathfinder2e #TTRPG #ActualPlay #DnD 18123
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Susannah *getting into character*: You mother fu- Figaro: That's what I'm trying to prevent. Bardolpho *starts singing Tom Lehrer's Oedipus Rex* #operarehearsal 020
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Orc Cleric: What does this slime do? Kobold Rogue: *failed recall knowledge* It gives painful hugs. #pathfinder2e 042
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Orc Cleric: At this point, I'm sure the verbal component for me Heal spell is "FUCK!" #pathfinder2e 052
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026GM: And then it grabs you. Kobold Rogue: Not again! #pathfinder2e 042
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Kobold Rogue: Can you stab jello? GM: You can try. #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026GM: OK, You made the save so you take 15 damage. Orc Cleric: *7 hp* STILL ALIVE, BITCHES Kobold Bard: And I'm unconscious. Orc Cleric: Oh shi- #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Kobold Bard: I took 180 points of damage... I am not the tank Orc Cleric *waves as they use another 2 action heal* #pathfinder2e 031
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Kobold Barbarian: Mimics are just Prop Hunt with extra violence. #pathfinder2e 051
Reposted by ZalgardisTBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 01/07/2026life is short and climate change is boiling us alive, commission dirty art of your OCs 151776735
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026GM: You spend an hour and a half unlocking the door to find a five foot by ten foot hallway. *Entire party groans* Damn Azlanti architecture! #pathfinder2e #outofcontextttrpg 041
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026GM: There's safety in numbers. Kobold Bard: That's why I'm sleeping with my siblings. *Banjo starts playing* #pathfinder2e #outofcontextttrpg 030
Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026A joke magic item inspired by @zidlo.bsky.social that I had to share. #pathfinder2e #homebrew 130
Reposted by ZalgardisNarrative Declaration @narrativedeclaration.com · 23/06/2026Our envoy hates Blue mics. Then rolled a nat 20. #Starfinder #TTRPG #SciFi #ActualPlay 1224
