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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer

@zakman86.bsky.social
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Retired USAF. Cybersecurity Professional. MTG Player. Honorary #bolasgang member. Pro Wrestling/SD Padres fan. Probably Neurodivergent. linktr.ee/zakman86

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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 15h
I still haven't ordered my Hobbit cards yet, but I ordered my FRA cards on Manapool today with a Gift card I got from a research survey. Always easy, always recommend.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 16h
So, umm Anyone want to play Commander late night tonight? (Would have to be after 11 Eastern, once kiddo goes to sleep)
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 01/10/2026
Since this deck is coming apart here are some (non proofs) from it #HobbesDeals
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AEW is the goddamn best at tribute shows. I just wish we didn't need so many of them this month. 😭😭
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JAVA JOE IS BACK, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The San Diego Padres Wild Card Series Roster, including one Joe Musgrove, who hasn't pitched in the Majors since the 2024 Wild Card Series due to Tommy John Surgery.

Joe is best known in prior playoff runs for his complete and total domination of the New York Mets in the 2022 Wild Card Series such that their manager complained that his ears were too shiny.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not ready for Dynamite tomorrow. Tribute shows are always so well done (as, frankly, are most episodes), but this is the third one in September, and just... Fuck.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton vs. Case Keenum, what is this, 2017?
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just don't have words. I thought we were past the days where wrestlers just dropped dead at 40 out of nowhere. Rest in Peace, PAC.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Casey Mize, YOU are getting left off the playoff roster
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to remind my Phillies fan brethren (*cough* @dixonij.bsky.social ) that last time the Padres played the Diamondbacks with mismatched needs, the Braves and Mets BOTH got in because the Snakes shit the bed
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight's plan: Sushi Dutch Bros Edibles Padres game
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop using AI as your fucking therapists.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Padres went 11-2 against the Rockies this year. I was at both losses. (2 wins also)
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like a 4. I bubbled twice at GPs.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Echoverse Zak found out he was neurodivergent as a kid instead of in his 30s and was disqualified from joining the military. I don't know what he would have ended up doing.
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 13/09/2026
Ok y'all here's the big reveal of my logo created by @beyondthemachina.bsky.social!
Hobbes in Red Robe with Crown hugging an unknown person. Below it says Goblin Mode Therapy Services
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How edible are transphobes? Because there aren't a lot of rich people, and frankly we deserve a second course.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beanie day? Beanie day.
Zak in a Padres City Connect 2.0 beanieZak in a Padres City Connect 1.0 Beanie
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know this is first world problems at its finest, but the fact that Fanatics hasn't restocked much, of any, of the 2026 City Connect gear is WILD. I'm glad I have what I do.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Department of War Crimes (on the gridiron too)
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seeing Talarico throw trans people under the bus on Faux News fucking blows.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Impeach this fraud along with the orange turd
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jace: the Set doesn't feel like it's for me.
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 07/09/2026
Hey all, September is Suicide Prevention and Awareness Month. Both Jen and I are fundraising for @afspnational.bsky.social! Jen is planning to run her first 10 miler!! Any support you can give to raise funds for this great organization is much appreciated supporting.afsp.org/teams/396445
supporting.afsp.org
Hobbes and Jen
Team fundraising page for Hobbes and Jen
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nando to Right Jake to Left Manny to Center Cole to Sadness
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Donated to me from a friend. I don't think much context is needed
A screenshot of a Wikipedia Speed run from Harry Potter to Nazism; 3 links.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Walked into Cheesecake Factory thinking I'd get a slice of cheesecake. Last time I did that it was like, $8 or $9... That shit isn't worth 12.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Los Angeles Clippers just got the closest thing to the death penalty will ever see in US professional sports. LOLClippers www.espn.com/contributor/...
espn.com
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for... - ESPN
Read the breaking news story from the ESPN contributor Shams Charania
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't think it's hyperbolic to say that Kenny and Will have been involved in the top 5 AEW matches of all time so far.
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This entrance fuuuuuuuuuucks #AllIn
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey @allelitewrestling.com , the announcers sound underwater on HBO Max, may want to get that fixed ASAP lol
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got my hair cut today. I've been getting it cut every two months for the last year, give or take. This time, it's about as short as it was during my military days and I hate it. /Sigh
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are Mariners fans OK?
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reposting for the Wednesday crowd, if one exists. I'm willing to split up the lands, but I'm also going to be sending in the list to Tales for a quote since I can't wait forever (and they're at 70% probably, so)
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nando 7 Mets 0
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NANDO SAYS NO @timbriody.bsky.social
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
OK, I actually factually have to sell these now. moxfield.com/decks/uga3uM... Assume LP at worst. They've been sitting double sleeved for a long time in a box. I'd love to sell it all at once at like 80%, or I can split it up. New pictures this evening.
moxfield.com
Burn - Legacy
A Legacy deck created on Moxfield by Zak Whyte.
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Lexie Whyte @msredmage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got to spend the evening out with the family last night! @zakman86.bsky.social (my husband) and I got to go to the Savannah Bananas game!!!
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You touch the game and it steals all your energy. It's a Rogue-like
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Andy Floury @andyfloury.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Alright I’ve given up. I can’t find this anywhere. Does anyone have a copy of the Time Magazine with the Mewtwo cover they’d be willing to sell to me? #pokemon #timemagazine
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 05/08/2026
(Nearly) CIB Tales of Symphonia Gamecube for sale! Includes box, DOL-001 Gamecube with matching controller & Game Boy player, Game Boy disc & most of the original internal packaging. Missing the game that was originally included. Box has some wear & tear. $750 shipped OBO
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wow, the Os are trading Adley in division, I'm SHOCKED
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Crab Mill Commander in Sultai, some people are going to love this
Homer, the Hermit

BUG

Landfall -whenever a land you control enters, any number of target players each mill X cards, where X is the number of Crabs, Lobsters, Nautiluses, Starfish, and/or Trilobites you control.

0/9

MBC
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey @dixonij.bsky.social , your first base coach better get ready to get slapped in the chest a lot (Arraez to the Phillies)
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Skubal to the Dodgers, I hope Chavez Latrine gets hit by a meteor
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So, umm
AEW Weiss Schwarz, umm, yes please
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
10 seconds in, we get what I was expecting last night. Fuck yeah. #MCMG #AEWCollision
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyone who has any ties to Wisconsin knows this, but FRJ
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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer @zakman86.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That Kenny/Will promo was *chef's kiss*
static.klipy.com
Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
Alt: Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
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