too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026apparently it's not a compliment to describe an infant that never cries as "well trained" 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What's up with 1000 Island dressing? Do we know which islands are involved? 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026america is a country where you have to censor the word “gun” in a youtube video and replace the emoji with a water gun, but you aren’t allowed to talk about restricting access to them 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wonder in 20 years from now if all the rappers with "young" or "yung" in their name are gonna have to rebrand 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026paying rent is my least liked subscription service 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026it's not reasonable to expect a judge to also be the jury on a single salary. Much less an executioner, which is an entirely different skill set. 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026me observing mitch mcconnell, lindsey graham, and trump 001
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026platner after removing his nazi tattoo for nothing 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026is elon musk responsible for the "self clean" mode on ovens, or is the world just full of scammers? 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026seems like just yesterday that aesthetic socialists were being indignant about any criticism of platner and saying things like "go find your perfect candidate" or "it's too late for anyone else". surely the next great man that comes by will figure this whole electoralism thing. 020
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026next jacobin article headline: "You're being lied to about Graham Platner. He's Actually Worse." 011
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026linkedin keeps telling me to follow obama. why is he on there? is he looking for a job or something? 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"yeah, people have described my body using the word 'beached' before." "...oh, you said 'beach' body?" 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026why does it seem like every rich scumbag does that annoying hand pyramid thing 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026is it cannibalism if you eat just the fish half of the mermaid 010
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026What if all the preservatives in mcdonalds are what's keeping him alive? Like one of those rats in formaldehyde. 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026God created a whole human out of a rib. Imagine what he could've done if he had a smoker. 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Reading american polls is crazy. It doesn't matter what the question is, the results will always be like "83% of americans believe oxygen is necessary for a human to survive". Who is this other 17%? 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026somebody should make a new holy book in the "choose your own adventure" genre 010
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026BREAKING: due to gas prices, NASCAR will limit all races to 60 mph. 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Haven't been angry in awhile. Guess I'll log into bluesky. 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026was getting worried about all the death and chaos caused by billionaires starting wars for profit, but then i saw an article about a maga senator getting slammed and now all is well 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026historically, american presidents have spoken between a 6th- and 8th-grade level. trump speaks at a 4th grade level. the solution is to run a candidate who has reverted to the kindergarten level and only talks about bionicles and paw patrol. 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026putting every AI coding assistant into the same VM instance and telling them to fight to the death 020
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I take it personally when I'm waiting for the crosswalk light to turn green, and someone walks up and hits the button again 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026playing the teams notification sound on the subway and seeing who checks their phone 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026pam bondi sounds like the mom on bobby's fashy world 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026guy who asks chatgpt how to solve the climate crisis 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026me: "hey, dude. Can i be frank with you for a second?" friend: "yeah, of course. What's up?" me: "duhhhh i'm a big dumb idiot" frank: "i don't even sound like that!" 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Healthy Souls: Dark Souls, but only the parts where you run 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026remake of the 1964 sitcom Bewitched, but the witch is E40 and he adjusts his glasses to cast spells 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026MOOOOM! TYLER'S BEING AN ANTI-REVOLUTIONARY AGAIN!! 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026imagining two guys sitting next to each other Guy 1: Was hat er gerade gesagt? Guy 2: すいません、私はドイツ語を話しません。 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026whenever i wait at a bus/train stop and the door stops perfectly in front of me, that's the driver telling me we're best homies 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026everyone is feeling disappointed with the AF1 thing, but I'm personally hoping for may 5th 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026after reading the text charlie kirk sent to candace owens, I'm convinced he did the naruto run in his backyard on more than one occasion 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026now when a comment is full of basic grammar and spelling mistakes, at least I know it's not an LLM 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026drinking bacon grease to lubricate my intestines, but my metabolism doesn't seem to be speeding up at all 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026they should invent food that tastes good and had zero calories 000
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfIyoutu.beLoz's magnificent 7-tone fart symphony - the #1 video in the world, for one day in May 2015.YouTube video by Shonky Brothers 010
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026[on a guided tour in Belgrade] me: "so this is where the vulcans are from?" tour guide: "for the last time, no. You're confusing the word vulcan with..." me pointing at Pobednik: "and this must be dedicated to pon farr" the tour guide begins to strangle me 010
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026youtube doesn't let you rewind ads. I don't think it's because they know everyone hates them. It's because some of those ads are really weird and yt is embarrassed. 010
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 05/01/2026adam smith is a guy who once admitted that biden only ran to stop bernie from winning. the same guy who called protestors at his townhall "pro-Palestinian extremists" adamsmith.house.gov/news/press-r... now he's complaining about trump invading a country, and his top 3 donors exist for war. 110
too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/01/2026i know it's generally bad to make fun of anyone trying to improve themselves, but why does crossfit have to make it so difficult not to laugh by putting out this kind of video? youtu.be/p7j02V1fIzUyoutu.beThe Hollow RockYouTube video by CrossFit 010