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@zaddylonglegs.bsky.social
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potato soup enjoyer. sassy shoota. world record holder of "most chia seeds eaten in a single sitting"

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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apparently it's not a compliment to describe an infant that never cries as "well trained"
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's up with 1000 Island dressing? Do we know which islands are involved?
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
america is a country where you have to censor the word “gun” in a youtube video and replace the emoji with a water gun, but you aren’t allowed to talk about restricting access to them
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder in 20 years from now if all the rappers with "young" or "yung" in their name are gonna have to rebrand
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
paying rent is my least liked subscription service
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
how is grassley still alive
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it's not reasonable to expect a judge to also be the jury on a single salary. Much less an executioner, which is an entirely different skill set.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
me observing mitch mcconnell, lindsey graham, and trump
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
platner after removing his nazi tattoo for nothing
the "wolverine remembers" meme.

top panel: wolverine looking at a picture frame, but it has pasted square image of platner looking at it with his face over his mouth.

bottom panel: wolverine/platner's hand longingly caressing the picture of shirtless platner showing his Totenkopf tattoo.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
is elon musk responsible for the "self clean" mode on ovens, or is the world just full of scammers?
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
seems like just yesterday that aesthetic socialists were being indignant about any criticism of platner and saying things like "go find your perfect candidate" or "it's too late for anyone else". surely the next great man that comes by will figure this whole electoralism thing.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
next jacobin article headline: "You're being lied to about Graham Platner. He's Actually Worse."
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
linkedin keeps telling me to follow obama. why is he on there? is he looking for a job or something?
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"yeah, people have described my body using the word 'beached' before." "...oh, you said 'beach' body?"
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
why does it seem like every rich scumbag does that annoying hand pyramid thing
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
is it cannibalism if you eat just the fish half of the mermaid
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What if all the preservatives in mcdonalds are what's keeping him alive? Like one of those rats in formaldehyde.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
God created a whole human out of a rib. Imagine what he could've done if he had a smoker.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Reading american polls is crazy. It doesn't matter what the question is, the results will always be like "83% of americans believe oxygen is necessary for a human to survive". Who is this other 17%?
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
somebody should make a new holy book in the "choose your own adventure" genre
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
receipt for a single grape that cost 1 cent
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
hmm
reddit post in r/BTC

"Relevant Martin Luther King quotes to motivate anyone to go out and bring Bitcoin to the world right now, as Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash"
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
BREAKING: due to gas prices, NASCAR will limit all races to 60 mph.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Haven't been angry in awhile. Guess I'll log into bluesky.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
was getting worried about all the death and chaos caused by billionaires starting wars for profit, but then i saw an article about a maga senator getting slammed and now all is well
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
historically, american presidents have spoken between a 6th- and 8th-grade level. trump speaks at a 4th grade level. the solution is to run a candidate who has reverted to the kindergarten level and only talks about bionicles and paw patrol.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
putting every AI coding assistant into the same VM instance and telling them to fight to the death
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I take it personally when I'm waiting for the crosswalk light to turn green, and someone walks up and hits the button again
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
playing the teams notification sound on the subway and seeing who checks their phone
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
pam bondi sounds like the mom on bobby's fashy world
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
guy who asks chatgpt how to solve the climate crisis
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
me: "hey, dude. Can i be frank with you for a second?" friend: "yeah, of course. What's up?" me: "duhhhh i'm a big dumb idiot" frank: "i don't even sound like that!"
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Healthy Souls: Dark Souls, but only the parts where you run
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
remake of the 1964 sitcom Bewitched, but the witch is E40 and he adjusts his glasses to cast spells
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
MOOOOM! TYLER'S BEING AN ANTI-REVOLUTIONARY AGAIN!!
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
imagining two guys sitting next to each other Guy 1: Was hat er gerade gesagt? Guy 2: すいません、私はドイツ語を話しません。
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
whenever i wait at a bus/train stop and the door stops perfectly in front of me, that's the driver telling me we're best homies
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
everyone is feeling disappointed with the AF1 thing, but I'm personally hoping for may 5th
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
after reading the text charlie kirk sent to candace owens, I'm convinced he did the naruto run in his backyard on more than one occasion
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
USB dongles are about to get wild
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
now when a comment is full of basic grammar and spelling mistakes, at least I know it's not an LLM
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
drinking bacon grease to lubricate my intestines, but my metabolism doesn't seem to be speeding up at all
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
they should invent food that tastes good and had zero calories
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI
youtu.be
Loz's magnificent 7-tone fart symphony - the #1 video in the world, for one day in May 2015.
YouTube video by Shonky Brothers
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
[on a guided tour in Belgrade] me: "so this is where the vulcans are from?" tour guide: "for the last time, no. You're confusing the word vulcan with..." me pointing at Pobednik: "and this must be dedicated to pon farr" the tour guide begins to strangle me
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
youtube doesn't let you rewind ads. I don't think it's because they know everyone hates them. It's because some of those ads are really weird and yt is embarrassed.
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
adam smith is a guy who once admitted that biden only ran to stop bernie from winning. the same guy who called protestors at his townhall "pro-Palestinian extremists" adamsmith.house.gov/news/press-r... now he's complaining about trump invading a country, and his top 3 donors exist for war.
adam smith top contributors 2023 - 2024:
contributor, total
1. AIPAC $327,764
2. General Atomics, $34,600
3. Palantir Technologies, $28,100
4. General Dynamics, $28,000
5. Microsoft Corp., $24,250

Top Industries, 2023 - 2024
contributor, total
Pro-Israel, $335,464
Misc Defense, $154,500
Defense Aerospace, $124,650
Electronics Mfg & Equip, $98,029
Air Transport, $76,344

Source: https://www.opensecrets.org/members-of-congress/adam-smith/summary?cid=N00007833
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i know it's generally bad to make fun of anyone trying to improve themselves, but why does crossfit have to make it so difficult not to laugh by putting out this kind of video? youtu.be/p7j02V1fIzU
youtu.be
The Hollow Rock
YouTube video by CrossFit
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too many podcasters @zaddylonglegs.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
unrelated to Venezuela
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