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@zackbs.bsky.social
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Just a Zack machine, and I won't work for nobody but you. He/him

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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those are all American companies though, how would that be the reference?
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I learned just now that Groucho Marx was quoting Byron with "Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor."
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't know how I forgot my absolute favorite, asking for a raise at Comedy Inc
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The bass player and the pear dream
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You also don't even need an all powerful AI for it, right? I could draw a picture of you in MSPAINT and then draw it on fire, it is functionally the same as "computer tortures a simulation of you" for all the human suffering involved
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think I ever actually saw the original "I learned it by watching you," only infinite references to it. I don't know if that makes it more or less famous than the egg which I saw a million times
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait where's the Penguin from? He always seemed like classic American rich guy to me, old new york money
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have you tried Barebells? 20g of protein for 200 calories and tasty like a candy bar, I'm enjoying them possibly too much
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listening, learning, listening
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It really is so funny to call her a film star. Tilly and I have acted in the same number of movies, I'm going to start referring to myself as "the future of Hollywood" and wait for my fluff piece interview
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think that's the "digital twin" part of the headline. My guess is scan the human actors and animate them in a fully digital production. Sounds terrible!
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really think there's a significant difference between offering a guest a drink, and a guest arriving with that drink. Those are not the same! It's about hospitality and etiquette.
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But this is just basic visiting etiquette, right? A host must offer a drink, and a guest should only bring something if it's a gift for the host
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is he, ya know, one who revels in delusions of personal superiority?
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god it just keeps going
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At least there won't be as many teenagers with strong opinions on office culture this time, because there aren't any teenagers here
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It seems like it's finally burned out on tiktok and seeing it coming over the horizon here fills me with so much dread. I had survived, I had made it through! It's not fair!
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grassley has been on the forefront of abbreviated texting since early twitter, he's a pioneer of the form
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was at the national zoo in dc one time and the zebras were running around, tossing around dirt and honking at the cheetahs next door! We asked the zookeepers what was up and they shrugged and said "zebras are just like that"
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I could be misremembering but it was just one of those things high schoolers told each other. Like it was "known"
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It was definitely a repeated "fact" well before Obamacare, I remember learning about it in the late 90s
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would also accept a tech cult based around Wizard People, Dear Reader
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going Woodley mode!
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's a possibility that he thinks that's what he's doing, in an effective altruism way. He thinks his work is so important to future white Martians that it doesn't matter how he's reviled on earth
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what the hell kind of bachelor parties are you going to
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's not private equity, though, right? That's just classic original-flavor corporate sellout stuff
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't take pictures of the screen put your damn phone away for the movie
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
She's had a resurgence as a style icon, that might be a factor
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Right he seems to think chess is a burden people endure and not a game to play for fun
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I like that Ars Technica stays strong against international pressure and refuses to acknowledge Belgium
Text from the article: "Next year's ceremony will be held in Antwerp, Flanders."
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A lot of organizations that work with WTC survivors don't use "terror attack" because it's triggering. Survivors' groups prefer "events of Sept 11", things like that
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I like the somehow uncanny rhythm of cuts between her and stock footage. I didn't know you could do that wrong but here we are
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seize the means of visualization
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dear God, it's beautiful
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sometimes you want a cheeseburger
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It was pretty weird as a compromise position to decide that caring about his appearance did not make a man automatically gay, but it did make him no longer heterosexual
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know there are bigger issues at play but it drives me crazy because Uncommitted was specifically about the primary and positioned explicitly as trying to help biden/dems win the general
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hurrah! It’s the 534th anniversary of the day Rodrigo Borgia became Pope Alexander VI, proving his eligibility for the role by dangling his knackers through a special chair with a hole in, because that story is ABSOLUTELY TRUE* *well, apart from all the bits that aren’t
side view of Rodrigo Borgia in rich, deep red papal robes painted in around 1492
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Also made for the international market
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That's why his relationship with Ice Queen was better
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Manufacturing is manly. Fossil fuels are manly. Solar is girly. You cannot become more manly through girly means, what more proof do you want?
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fascinating -- I did not know any of this www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | The ‘Civil War’ Is a Lie. Let’s Call It the ‘Slaveholders’ Rebellion’ Again. (Gift Article)
To face our own history, we must be honest about it.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's because they think the most evil is the most manly
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Does seem like the main point is "I get to kill a few thousand troops as freebies before anyone gets mad"
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
though it could also be pointing at one of those bizarre conspiracy theories about how jews aren't really jews, who knows. Its not a good sign, at any rate
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the placard itself is just non-sequitor nonsense, but it's the kind of nonsense that could only come from an antisemite. Like clearly the person who wrote that is unhealthily obsessed with Jews, and the article proves that to be exactly the case
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Could this corruption and moral rot BE any more thinly veiled by the sun-drenched gaudiness of Los Angeles?
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Zack @zackbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think this is just a weed gummy
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