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ZachSCARY Johnson

@zachstronaut.com
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Game and Network coder for @StageFrightGame.bsky.social by Ghost Town Games. Director of Joggernauts by @spacemacegames.com. Minneapolis creative dev (he/him). Salty. Cat selfie enthusiast. Visit: zachstronaut.com

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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 2h
Okay, but did /your/ toddler wake up and dress herself as Freddy Krueger?
Toddler girl walking away from camera with a pink and red wide stripe long sleeve sweater and long olive colored pants.

Freddy Krueger, mom. Fred Krueger!
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 28/09/2026
Has anybody age 26 or younger ever actually seen 80s-90s bangs in person?
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026
After gold dry bushing… could stop here for unoxidized bronze.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026
Time for gold dry brushing
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026
Dry… I should probably do a second coat but I hate losing definition.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026
This will still get dry brushing in a gold-bronze mix and verdigris aging.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026
Next, mix up a dark bronze base
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 21/09/2026
Priming with gesso. Already looking like white granite instead of clay, but bronze will be more fun.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 21/09/2026
I am gonna turn this $5 clay garage sale bust into a faux bronze.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 10/09/2026
Eager for all of you to get your hands on this co-op experience I’ve been working on! Check out Stage Fright: ghosttowngames.com/game/stage-f...
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 10/09/2026
Stage Fright is gorgeous! My teammates at @ghosttowngames.bsky.social are humbling to work with.
Stage Fright: Screenshot from the game showing a rowboat in a cave and a path leading up to a door.Stage Fright: a screenshot from the game showing the giant skeleton of a creature acting as a bridge.Stage Fright: screenshot from the game of a spooky forest path leading to a creepy shack.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 09/09/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 09/09/2026
Doing well, tanks!
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 08/09/2026
Happy best time of the year to you.
Me drinking from a Spooky Express mug
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 04/09/2026
I forgot about this shader that fakes flowing liquid across a surface. My impression after not having looked at this for 2 years is: why did I stop playing with it? Actually seems like I was onto something.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 01/09/2026
Doing a bombing and dogfighting game as a turn-based dungeon crawler would be very, very funny. I just don’t want to particularly work on a military game. Still, it is a great joke.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 30/08/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 19/08/2026
My horse friend and I will be just fine.
screenshot from enclose.horse website
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 12/07/2026
A white llama with black nose and ears. As cute as it sounds, yes.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 29/05/2026
🎺🎺🎺
A children’s book cover with a blue train. Part of the title of the book is covered, but what you can still see says “SKA TRAIN”
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 18/04/2026
Me giving a thumbs up while wearing a Muppets The Count as Nosferatu t-shirt giving a thumbs up while drinking a cocktail in a coffin
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 07/04/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 18/03/2026
Sitting with white shoots on the floor in the back of an empty van. Caption: Me On My Way To Game Development
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 14/03/2026
One day I will figure out a good use for this
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 12/03/2026
Redesigned Wisconsin State Flag
It’s the new Minnesota flag but green, gold, and white and the abstract State shape points the other direction and the star is replaced with a triangle of cheese, obviously.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 08/03/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem fired from her role as Homeland Security chief
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 04/03/2026
Another angle (after the injury, without graphic content) showing the ghouls on committee and guests having zero humanity left in them
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 03/03/2026
🤢
From Senator Klobuchar’s official government website, she poses with an award. Headline is “Klobuchar Recognized by the Major County Sheriffs of America as Legislator of the Year”
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 01/03/2026
Just look at what that 30% gets you, though!!!
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/02/2026
Everybody gotta make a Zelda-like. We’ve had 40 years to do it. Here, why don’t you play mine for free in the browser right now: zachstronaut.itch.io/legend-of-eq...
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/02/2026
Minneapolis: If you are gluten free and like pizza you owe it to yourself to try Farina Rossa on Central Ave.
Detroit style pizza but someone also gluten free. Witchcraft.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 21/02/2026
Two LEGO minifig frog protesters. One has a red neck bandana, a medical mask, and an ICE Out! sign with classic ICEE design. The other has a blue neck bandana, a gas mask, and an ICE Out of Minnesota snow plow design sign.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 21/02/2026
LEGO frog minifigure with blue bandana and gas mask face golding BRLSQ ICE Out of Minnesota snow plow protest sign
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 20/02/2026
This 20th Century illustration also depicts a wizard — a man in his late 40s.
Disney’s Sword in the Stone Merlin with blue robes, tall pointy hat, and long white beard casting a spell on some books.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 20/02/2026
This 14th Century illustration depicts a wizard and his scribe, two men in their late 30s or early 40s.
French manuscript from 1300 with illustration of a bearded wizard in a purple cloak dictating to a bald and bearded scribe in a grey robe.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 15/02/2026
So random, but there was a bald eagle and a helicopter both over the march in NE today.
Central Ave filled with marchers with NE Lowry Ave cross street in view. STOP ICE sign.A helicopter and a bald eagle over NE 22nd AveBald eagle soaring with wings spread
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 13/02/2026
Quote “This Federal Government poses an unreasonable risk to the health and safety of the Americans I love to kill.” With Friday the 13th’s Jason standing in the rain.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 09/02/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 30/01/2026
MIRAC has entered the chat!
MIRAC instagram story calling for 1pm rally today Fri Jan 30 at Minneapolis Federal Court, 300 S 4th St
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 27/01/2026
Pikachu stuffie, candles, and a “Pretti Good Day to Get Ice Out!” signRainbow stuffie with freshly fallen snow flakes. A frozen flower. An Alex Rest In Peace cardSeveral stethoscopes hanging above an RIP ALEX sign A framed illustration of Alex Pretti in a pile or bouquets
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 26/01/2026
Protest sign: Dontcha Tread On MeProtest Sign: grotesque Bovino with text COWARDICE
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 25/01/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/01/2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/01/2026
Nazi Pigs Fuck Off sign in Minneapolis General Strike protest Jan 23, 2026
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 15/01/2026
So yeah, the plumes of tear gas and pepper gas filling the air in Hawthorne tonight on this live feed are exactly the reason I keep saying peaceful protests need to be organized in Kenwood and Linden Hills instead.
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 15/01/2026
Tonight in Minneapolis, I read my toddler daughter this book for bedtime. I love this book. She loves this book. Tonight, I read it after I learned that the Feds just shot another person here. I did the silly voices. I tried to find the joy.
Book Cover: The Boy Who Cried Poop!
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 14/01/2026
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