ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 2hOkay, but did /your/ toddler wake up and dress herself as Freddy Krueger? 091
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 28/09/2026Has anybody age 26 or younger ever actually seen 80s-90s bangs in person? 140
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026After gold dry bushing… could stop here for unoxidized bronze. 020
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026Dry… I should probably do a second coat but I hate losing definition. 210
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/09/2026This will still get dry brushing in a gold-bronze mix and verdigris aging. 120
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 21/09/2026Priming with gesso. Already looking like white granite instead of clay, but bronze will be more fun. 110
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 21/09/2026I am gonna turn this $5 clay garage sale bust into a faux bronze. 190
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 10/09/2026Eager for all of you to get your hands on this co-op experience I’ve been working on! Check out Stage Fright: ghosttowngames.com/game/stage-f... 472
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 10/09/2026Stage Fright is gorgeous! My teammates at @ghosttowngames.bsky.social are humbling to work with. 180
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 04/09/2026I forgot about this shader that fakes flowing liquid across a surface. My impression after not having looked at this for 2 years is: why did I stop playing with it? Actually seems like I was onto something. 030
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 01/09/2026Doing a bombing and dogfighting game as a turn-based dungeon crawler would be very, very funny. I just don’t want to particularly work on a military game. Still, it is a great joke. 270
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 04/03/2026Another angle (after the injury, without graphic content) showing the ghouls on committee and guests having zero humanity left in them 020
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/02/2026Everybody gotta make a Zelda-like. We’ve had 40 years to do it. Here, why don’t you play mine for free in the browser right now: zachstronaut.itch.io/legend-of-eq... 070
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 23/02/2026Minneapolis: If you are gluten free and like pizza you owe it to yourself to try Farina Rossa on Central Ave. 181
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 20/02/2026This 20th Century illustration also depicts a wizard — a man in his late 40s. 120
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 20/02/2026This 14th Century illustration depicts a wizard and his scribe, two men in their late 30s or early 40s. 110
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 15/02/2026So random, but there was a bald eagle and a helicopter both over the march in NE today. 050
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 15/01/2026So yeah, the plumes of tear gas and pepper gas filling the air in Hawthorne tonight on this live feed are exactly the reason I keep saying peaceful protests need to be organized in Kenwood and Linden Hills instead. 171
ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 15/01/2026Tonight in Minneapolis, I read my toddler daughter this book for bedtime. I love this book. She loves this book. Tonight, I read it after I learned that the Feds just shot another person here. I did the silly voices. I tried to find the joy. 191