zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok it’s been over 200 years since Frankenstein was published and JD Vance is calling AI “Frankenstein.” Read a book, hick. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026That movie Hope is wack. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I keep hearing in the news about how after 9-11 “we were all Americans,” which, I mean, Arab Americans instantly caught a ton of shit and kind of still are. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Real quick: if God is somehow his own son and a ghost, first that make Him unquestionably nonbinary? 100
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I’m watching “The Year Without a Santa Claus” and everyone has 4 fingers - not just Mrs. Claus and the elves and Heat Miser and them but that buck toothed human kid too. Fuck’s happening here? 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Watching FOX News is like watching a broadcast from that alternate reality where the Confederate States won the Civil War. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Just get him out of office before we start building those stupid boats. Cybertrucks of the sea, those. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025They’re so dumb. They take down a picture of Trump with some women/girls allegedly because they want to “protect the victims” but then they realize if that’s the case, Trump’s right there grinning like a goon with said “victims.” So they put the shit back up. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025If one mord post in my feed spells pedophile “pedaphile” I’m off BlueSky. I can’t take it. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Think he’ll declassify the UAP files before tomorrow? That would be an A plus distraction. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 16/12/2025OTDDS = On Trump’s Dick Derangement Syndrome. That’s what they got. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Trump’s reclassifying weed so him and/or his damn kids can sell “Trump Buds” or some shit. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Sonofabitch. Are people posting “Release the Epstein files” just to get likes? Is that what this redundancy is about? Because I keep wondering why anyone would think they’d get released before December 19th. It’s like honking in traffic: totally futile. If it’s to get likes and boost feeds? YUCK. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 11/12/2025It’s obvious but what worries me is that they’re acting like an opposition party will never come to power again. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Am I the only one who sometimes sees a painting of Anthony Bourdain and wonders why someone would ever hang a portrait of Jeffery Epstein up anywhere? 010
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 09/12/2025You know that pipe bomber is straight up MAGA because they ain’t said shit about him since he was arrested. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 07/12/2025At the next press conference I want a reporter to ask Trump to talk about the Biden administration more just to see what happens. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025All that Somali shit they’re saying is mad racist and plays to tropes and stereotypes so easily identifiable as such that it’s blowing my mind, man. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Just real quick: how is basket of deplorables so offensive but garbage people Somalis okay? Oh wait. Racism. Got it. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 01/12/2025This is driving me nuts and I need someone to explain it to me. According to the administration there are a ton of undocumented killers in this country. They’re hidden and living among us. 1/ 300
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 30/11/2025According to the news Americans are always “looking for answers.” This is a bad sign. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 28/11/2025After Babbit, this would be the second female service member he got killed with his over the top nonsense. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Fucked up my first thought is “false fliechstag.” 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025That Trump “let’s make a new name for Trumpublican” or whatever post feels like phishing. Everyone’s got a (good/funny) name suggestion to post and then boom. Hooked. Don’t like it. Chum. 010
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025How does a guy who hates Chinese people and hates Black people demand that a movie starring a Chinese guy and a Black guy get made and it does? Studio head is stupido head on that. Donald’s the only dude who wants to see a Rush Hour 4 and he’ll probably be dead by the time it wraps. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025This may be an unpopular opinion but I’d bet 80% of Trump’s “crazy” posts are written by Steven Cheung. It doesn’t make things any better. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Who remembers when the liner notes to hip hop records were basically a wall of shout outs to damn near every rapper in existence at the time? Those were great. Loved ‘em. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025If the President wasn’t going to have them do illegal shit why’d all the JAG lawyers get fired? 020
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Weird that I’m not seeing any H Rap Brown or Jimmy Cliff RIPs in my feed. 100
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Conjuring IV = mad boring. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 23/11/2025They don’t say “fuck you” enough in movies anymore. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I like that Conservatives run Mamdani down for being a nepo baby while totally ignoring everyone named Trump, including the guy in the White House who ONLY got where he was on account of his Nazi loving dad. 020
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I don’t know that quoting Epstein saying Trump’s a bad dude is a good strategy. Epstein was garbage and probably thought he, Epstein, was a good guy. It’s a terrible yardstick. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Being driven insane that right wing pundits saying the President can’t be a grifter because “he doesn’t need the money.” Yes. Welcome to grifting. It’s not about needing the money, it’s about WANTING it. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What Should I Do With My Playbill? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/t... Far be it from me to call anything a “First World Problem” but guys. GUYS.nytimes.comWhat Should I Do With My Playbill? 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Also not for nothing but if he can knock down the White House he can for damn sure burn a file. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025He had the files scrubbed or drew on them with a Sharpie, which means it’s going to be another letdown. Al Capone’s Vault City, mes amies. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Do all cornered animals fight viciously for survival? There have to be some that are like “fuck it, forget it.” Possums for one. And they have hella teeth. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Also, also I know this won’t be popular but slapping the name “pedo protector” on somebody might get them shot. Just ask Comet Pizza. I make no moral judgment, I’m just saying that kind of thing happens. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I find myself thinking “people are mad stupid” too much. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Did I just hear Vance say there was a housing crisis because illegals have taken the houses meant for American citizens? Aren’t these illegals supposed to be released lunatics, pardoned murderers, and trafficked children? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY BUYING HOUSES FROM?!? EXPLAIN OR SHUT UP. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Democrats are playing one dimensional chess and shit. 111
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Having just seen Predator Badlands and earlier this summer the Alien TV show plus a bunch of other Alien movies, somebody needs to tell me how Weyland Utani makes money because they fuck up EVERY TIME. 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Also, bonus, Trump gets to make how weak and ineffective Democrats are into a talking point. Infuriating. 010
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Does it just seem like an “Influencer” dies every day because there are so many damn “Influencers?” 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I can’t stop cracking myself up thinking that RFK Jr. is still running away from that fainting dude. I picture him dwindling against the horizon… 000
zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025That a guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE officer is not going to jail makes the news sums up the absurdity of the age. 000
