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zach 🎣🦦

@zachs.gay
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he/him | whimsical otter | here to have brunch and be unwise and they just stopped serving brunch | nsfw/18+/here there be ass

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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 18/01/2025
beach mode: activated (he doesnt even know what an inauguration is)
an otter in a pink tank top and ridiculous pink shades in fort-friggin lauderdale
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 10/01/2025
local otter dork gains small amount of muscle, immediately loses 30 iq points
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 10/01/2025
further #MAL fits!! now with otter ass
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 10/01/2025
this #fcf is brought to you by the harsh light of morning, hangover boners, and the sparrow biker gang having a turf war on my bird feeder
a cock illuminated by a sliver of sunlightthe lighting is better in this one! my cock is about the same.
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 06/01/2025
it's snowing out and my work laptop is fucked so of course it's time to fine tune the #MAL fit(s)
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 28/12/2024
speaking of that west virginia trip though, the roman baths in Berkeley Springs, WV hit REAL good. 10/10, would go there to cure my bad humours
an unshaven otter posing lewdly in a mineral bathditto, but he's standing up nowooh now he's looking out the frosted glass window! this picture is just his ass honestly, you aren't missing much
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 28/12/2024
taking a break from shameless hornyposting to say- fellow zillenials (shut up 1994 counts) if you're looking for something to fill the void pokemon emerald left in your heart, Merlin hits ALL those pokedex dopamine receptors and is a gateway to a fun established hobby that gets you out in nature
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 27/12/2024
a groggy #fcf (i am hungover not from partying but from eating an entire kirklanf frozen pizza)
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Pup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Everybody say thank you to @zachs.gay for doing a great job and being cute, please
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 26/12/2024
"oh hey! didn't expect you home so early!"
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 26/12/2024
and now we get to the ones with cock in them, as you do
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 26/12/2024
seriously @pupripley.bsky.social and @gayanchorite.bsky.social 's place is like living inside a sexy filter
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 26/12/2024
my family's local so i got to spend this merappy chrismannukah watching over @gayanchorite.bsky.social and @pupripley.bsky.social 's rambunctious little boy
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 14/12/2024
i love reading a new ursula k leguin book and 10 pages in realizing an incredibly lucrative contemporary media franchise fully ripped its entire premise off something she wrote in 1972
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 13/12/2024
artistic_process.mp4
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 13/12/2024
on this #FCF i dared to ask: how many ultrasilky pairs of funderwear can i try on before i need to frantically whip it out and discovered the answer is 2, this is now a Dick Out bluesky
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 13/12/2024
the AC haul continues
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 13/12/2024
also my andrew christian black friday order arrived so strap in boys there's gonna be a lot of this nonsense (we're still on funderwear pair 1 of 8)
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 13/12/2024
keeping it demure AND mindful on this lightly accursed #FCF the 13th
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 06/12/2024
easing into #FCF witha Buldge for yall to Notice
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 05/12/2024
Thank you bluesky hotties for inspiring me to get a runner's high after work instead of my usual stoner one
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 05/12/2024
regrettable choices: shaving off all my fuzzy otter insulation right before it got scrotum-shrivellingly cold
a problematically shaggy otter boy (yes this was taken in november our planet's got PROBLEMS)a shorn and chilly little dork
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 05/12/2024
i love all of yall on here carefully titrating a perfect mixture of incisive commentary and artful man-seduction but i didnt come back to social media to be subtle
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zach 🎣🦦 @zachs.gay · 27/11/2024
*emerges from the cryopod i was sealed into on the eve of the great Porn Purge of 2018* whats good fellas who else likes kissin boys
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