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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺

@zachrid.bsky.social
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EN & GER #TTRPG-Nerd, o̵c̵c̵a̵s̵i̵o̵n̵a̵l̵ frequent shitposting, trying to create TTRPG-Content. 1/3 of three kobolds in a trench coat. ko-fi.com/zachrid

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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 15h
This took so long,I will do the thing I actually wanted to do tomorrow. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 15h
The hate I feel for this operating system is immeasurable.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 16h
I was about to make a joke, that Trump is like a dumb, petulant child and Putin a sociopathic teenager that puts Trump up to all sorts of self-destructive stuff, claiming that that way Trump can join the 'cool kids club's... ...but that is exactly what it is.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 16h
I left Linux distributions alone for half a year, which ran on a potato, and it didn't take this long to update them completely.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 16h
"Will switch back to Windows real quick." I said, 20 minutes ago.
Windows update screen....
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 16h
Geez it's like he should have been impeached already or something. I don't believe that anything but a violent insurrection can get that man out of office, and I don't think that's gonna happen.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 16h
That is also my level of information, the problem is that Trump gives a rats ass about what is US law or legal, and should have been kicked out of office several times by now. Emphasis on "should".
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 18h
For guys who allegedly fight for freedom and justice you are extremely bad at doing that in your own country.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, we had unironically things like: Altman: "Our AI went rogue and hacked a website!" Followed by Amodei: "Oh yeah!? AOur AIs hacked THREE websites!" Then they called for regulations. All the signs are pointing at that they want to postpone going public, because their numbers are horrible.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 19h
Ich zitiere mich mal selbst... bsky.app/profile/zach...
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
blog.documentfoundation.org
Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are living in a world where the Financial Times headline reads: "Revenue numbers are important for a business."
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is the diaper ok?
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He is playing the markets again.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol, no.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah! That explains the two babies! Also, I bet that the original with the horse got damaged at some point and then they allowed their kids to fix it.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SpongeBob painting a rainbow in the air that reads "Extinction Burst"
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sentences uttered by artists independently all over the world and throughout all of history: "Of course I know what a cat looks like! Are you trying to insult me?"
A Roman style mosaic of something that looks like a horse with a cat head. I couldn't find the source of the image though.
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Cornelius W. M. Oettle @cwmo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
+++ Außerdem: WC-Ente will Vogel des Jahres werden +++
Erster Ki-generierter Spielfilm will Oscar
gewinnen
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In der letzten Zeit kehrt mein Hirn immer wieder zu diesem Charles Stross Zitat zurück: "There's a certain point beyond which any sufficiently extreme Calvinist sect becomes semiotically indistinguishable from the Brotherhood of the Black Pharaoh." (Laundry Files 4, The Apocalypse Codex)
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ja, aber wenn einer weiß wie man die Demokratische Mitte zerstört, dann doch Merz.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ich bezweifle, dass dieser Mann sich selbst gegen ein leicht agitiertes Huhn zur Wehr setzen könnte.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in der deutschen Politik gibt es immer genau ein Rückgrat das sich alle teilen müssen und nach einem undurchsichtigen Terminplan herum gereicht wird.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marx, 160 years ago: "If you want to do capitalism you have to pay the workers enough so they can afford housing, food, clothing and raise the next generation of workers." Corporations: "Let's not do that." Press and Gouvernements: "Why are there no babies?"
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to hear what the lettuce has to say about this.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wenn du keine Lösung geben kannst oder willst gibst du halt die Schuld.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh thank God, it isn't just me.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What did he say exactly, all I heard was 'Glrk glrk glrk'.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That knife is probably perfect for backstabbing.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's should be called "Kobold running", what even is a Naruto?
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wie sage ich das am besten: Ich persönlich vermute das dieser Mann nicht die Kompetenzen besitzt Kanzler zu sein und würde ihm nicht einmal die Verwaltung einer Parkuhr übertragen. Darüber hinaus wünsche ich uns allen das Beste sollte er jemals einen Herzinfarkt erleiden.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This seems to be in line with the current military doctrine of the US: Bomb country until no bombs, while claiming you've already won because you have a lot of testosterone and your peepee is the biggest.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Performatives Ziehen von Konsequenzen" würde ich das nenen.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is! Still: European unions: We represent millions of workers that work on any product which contains either metal and/or plastic. US unions: Jeff and the three guys from accounting who meet up at the water cooler next to the janitor closet want a dental plan.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I also assume he also lies out of habit as well.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CDU Wähler. Lernen. Höhö, der war gut.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jede BWL Einführungsvorlesung, etwa 5 Minuten mach Start: "Alles was wir hier besprechen funktioniert NUR in einem idealem System und weniger in der Realität."
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "The reason it's bad is because it has a female lead"-phase of the Internet was exhausting.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only guy he thinks he knows from that country is Doctor Doom.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ich kann 2026 langsam nicht mehr.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, smooth as butter.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Newer was.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coldmirror halt Ehrenfrau.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, he should be behind bars for treason.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, remember how much the people liked Clippy...
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jedem, der Schröder in den letzen 20 Jahren nicht dafür gehalten hat, ist eh nicht zu helfen.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
> All of Europe's population constantly mixing because ofbwars and stuff for literally 2000 years Some people: "wHiTe blOoDLinE"
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Funnily this is a common threat a abusive narcissist makes to intimidate others: "I was a nice guy until now, but now I am going to be bad because you all treat me unfairly." Which usually means they are with their back to the wall and have no cards.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't want to set world on fire, I just want to buy masks for 6 billion euro.
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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 @zachrid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Not"
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