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My theory is that the polls are less accurate in red states because they're filled with Republicans, and Republicans don't respond to polls.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 11h

In 6-3 unsigned opinion, SCOTUS rules that they may strike again at any time, and you, yes you, could be next.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 13h

Inscribe the complaint tablet on the outside of their headquarters like the Herodotus quote on the post office

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 13h

Are you saying you don't want to learn the shocking truth behind DC Comics' G'nort

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 16h

Thrilled to be a part of this upcoming issue of The Comics Courier, courtesy of @explodingarrow.bsky.social. Look at this murderer's row of writers on comics (and also, uh, me)!

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19h

I'm available for work, but I get the sense Ellison doesn't plan to dial my number

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19h

Incredibly, I can't think of any, though if Mark Waid were still on this app he'd be able to instinctively cite the story chapter and verse if it existed.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19h

Probably cost him more than the bad copper

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 20h

Imagine how I feel writing news articles about comic books professionally.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 20h

It's so unusual to me that I feel like it warrants a John-Snow-and-the-Broad-Street-Pump style investigation to find out what's going on up there.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 20h

Is that unique to Boston? I'm actually pretty hard-pressed to think of any other examples of that phenomenon.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 30/09/2026

I absolutely would not know the name Marcion if not for that other guy, whose name I can't recall

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 30/09/2026

I always assumed that's why you live in a desert climate with ample real estate suitable for clay tablet burial

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

I'll wait while you find the bar graph that proves me wrong

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

Unfortunately, we've chosen as our sample population the users of Bluesky, America's favorite club for the most literal people on earth

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

I plan to live to the ripe old age of somehow being 25 again

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

For your convenience, you will be auto-billed by me monthly unless you choose to cancel at any time

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

Mathematically, I've presumed I'm middle aged since a decade ago

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

Due to the ongoing gas shortage, an emergency surcharge of 15% has been added to this page rate

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

I refuse to accept the terrible prospect of living to be 90

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

The thrilling adventures of Bruce Wayne, one-term Gotham City Councilman

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

You heard it here first, Alex Ross is going into clown portraits

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

I wound up with my theology minor by accident, because I just found the courses so interesting that I kept signing up for them for four years straight.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

Look, I don't want to be too much of a homer about this, but all I'm saying is that every American should be mandatorily enrolled in a Georgetown freshman Problem of God course.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 29/09/2026

Yes. It's a deliberate, rhyming Mets-Jets-Nets axis of hopelessness.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

I have seen several of the contracts, and you're misunderstanding how they worked.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

A cut of sales is how that model functions.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

Oh, absolutely, and adopted initially out of necessity since there was no other way to lock up exclusive contracts. Its clock was ticking basically as soon as Jemas was out the door.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

It definitely wasn't a cash cow, but given that it only involved (by definition) the top creators at the company, it was hardly a money-loser, either. They made enough on their cut of issue sales to warrant omnibuses of Bendis's stuff, and Kick-Ass was a top seller while they had it.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

She wrote a musical with a six-year run on Broadway!

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

No, stop it, I've been very clear that we simply cannot handle any more 1980s right now.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

Yeah, the thrust of my argument is that AOC is a uniquely powerful left candidate for that seat.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

And remember, the historic Rockefeller Republican base is all Democratic upstate voters now.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

Eh, I don't know about that. Hochul's primaries were a real test of where things stand, too. A left-wing candidate *can* win, but it's a genuine tough fight.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

I'm thinking mostly of people saying that any left candidate could win that seat post-Schumer. It's not true: the median state-wide Democratic winner in this state is Hochul or Gillibrand, and that's an organic effect of voters.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

People outside NY are dramatically underestimating how difficult it is for a left-wing candidate to win statewide, especially when they're from NYC. AOC, with huge constituency and fundraising base, is one of a handful who could feasibly pull it off.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

There's a constituency that reads these sorts of headlines as "Gutsy lady candidate not a pushover"

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/09/2026

Jesus, imagine what he'll look like on IMAX

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

"Hey, saw you from across the app and just wanted you to know I think you suck"

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

They always seem to roll in when I haven't posted anything for like 12 hours

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

Yeah, they'll split the vote in the sense that neither of those candidates is going to hit double digits in a single state

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

Frankly, this afternoon weather might be Mayor Mamdani's first real blunder in office so far.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

It's too bad that, through the miracle of human biology, my mood and sense of existential well-being are 90% dependent on the question "is the weather nice today?"

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

It's in slow motion, because you can only get so many seconds of filmable mobility.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

New York giving us weather like we went over-budget in our casting choices and now we've got to finesse all the location shots

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026

New York giving us weather like we went over-budget in our casting choices and now we've got to finesse all the location shots

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