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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.

@zachness.bsky.social
3.3K followers 1.6K following 324 posts

I’m thick, off-white in colour, and made of 38% fat.

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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting back into the groove of the walking regularly. Surprisingly good for my mental health not just physically.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In case there was any doubt.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dore Alley fit.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Send help/hole
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Needs a nice warm wet receptacle.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The osos in España are built different.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Say hi to the girls.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Viva España. Bring on the osos.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Vacation mode.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
More flakes than a box of Kellogg’s. Ugh. Also, did Sniffies get stupidly shitty the last few days? Can’t do much without it forcing a refresh constantly.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Submitted for validation.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🍻:30. Cheers, and happy Folsom.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Fuzzy faced Friday?
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Apparently I grew chesticles. Who knew…
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Not us being a bunch of 🚬 playing Kylie Minogue while floating around Xochimilco before seeing the 👸 later.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Moody hotel dick. Definitely needs some help.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
C’mon, just take it for a joyride.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Hotel dick anyone?
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ugh. When you drop your poppers in the back room and the cap cracks.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Fuckin hotel hornies.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
😈🥵🐷
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NSCUB @nscub.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Do you like my new shoes ? 🍑
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Fuck I’m in need of pole and hole.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You think Harvey would approve of sucking someone off at the gender neutral restroom at the terminal named after him? 😈💦👅
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Tiddie Tuesday?
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Inspired by Coppertone?
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
When you can tell when during your walk that Kylie Minogue came on. 🤣💃🪩 #getouttamyway #padam #kylieminogue
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Getting some vitamin D before I give some D to someone’s son.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I promise you that talking shit about a city you’re visiting to a local isn’t the way to spark a conversation.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Somebody told me it’s #humpday. Hopefully a worthy submission. #gaybear #gaybears
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Wednesday cheese. 👚
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Daddy's Little Daddy @handle.invalid · 04/05/2025
Eat my hole
Hairy man ass spread open with hairy balls below
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I’m ready to break the tension again. 2|7
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
🍺:30 in the evening sun.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ugh. I’m fucking feral tonight. NYC, what’s up?
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m a handful.
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Caliente @sexiocaliente.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Anyone hungry?
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Office looks.
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Sunday Funday in wine country. 6 days until date with a hot Aussie in NYC. 💃🪩
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Freshy
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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad. @zachness.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Saturday adventures.
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