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Zach Lahn

@zachlahn.bsky.social

Republican Candidate for Governor. Sixth-Generation Iowan Fighting to restore our culture, health, & heritage. Father. Husband. Farmer. Businessman. Educator.

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Oh I told way worse lies in Kansas

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The reason is pretty simple. It’s because I’m a liar.

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You all know when I say sixth generation Iowan I mean white right? Lmao

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I want to make this clear: I do not live in Kansas. My LLC simply owns a property in Wichita and I spend most of my time there and also voted in the elections there three times in a row. I am an Iowan farmer who waived the Iowa Homestead Tax Credit intended for primary homes. Iowa is for Iowans.

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Turning Point Action is educating the public at the Iowa State Fair today! How many genders are there? There are only two genders: Male cattle and female cattle.

A woman and a strange looking boy have a sign that says "There are only two genders" next to the silhouette of two cows

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Took RFK Jr to @scheels.bsky.social in West Des Moines tonight. On the way, RFK Jr spotted some fresh roadkill. Ready to BBQ tomorrow.

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I showed my hog at the Iowa State Fair

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Iowa Über Alles

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’ll say it again: I did not invest in cock rings designed for pleasure. God did not design sex for pleasure. It is supposed to be a covenantal act between a man, the ex-wife of a Koch brother, and his hogs.

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Iowa Pork. Nothing beats it. IOWA FIRST.

Image from the Black Mirror episode where the prime minister fucks a pig. The prime minister is looking at the pig in a black room.

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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just so everyone knows the dishonesty we face everyday from the @robsandia.bsky.social campaign. We have derechos in Kansas also.

Adam Peters @AdamPeters
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Six years ago, a derecho devastated lowa.
@RobSandIA got to work, pitching in to clean up and restore some of Cedar Rapids' hardest-hit areas.
Zach Lahn was at home in Kansas.
SAND HELPING IN CLEAN UP EFFORTS
IOWA'S NEWS NOW
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IOWA'S NEWS NOW
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Zach Lahn @zachlahn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Rock Chalk Iowa!

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